HIP HOP LIFESTYLE

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

M Solo Presents The Official "Best of Asif" Thread...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • M Solo Presents The Official "Best of Asif" Thread...

    This guy is such a piece of work/shit that I feels he needs his very own thread in the Misc that will be a compilation of his very best posts/threads. I'll update this as I come across more "Best of Asif" worthy posts and I hope you all will do the same. Here's to everybody's favorite sister fucking, camel riding, slurpee serving sand n.igger.

  • #2
    "Anyone attracted to their moms"

    Originally posted by Asif View Post
    Yo cuz some srs shit just happened. First, I was downstairs, sleeping but I
    Had some sucky nightmares n couldn't sleep cuz everytime I'd go back to sleep the
    Nightmares would continue. I had nightmares many times before thoughof ghosts n stuff and
    Whenever that happened I'd just sleep with my mom... But dudes I'm 23 now n there was no way
    I could sleep alone n it was 4am and fucking paranormal activity was in my head and
    There was no fucking way I am going back to sleep let alone stay downstairs alone with that movie
    In my head. When I was a kid though I'd play with my moms boobs like when I was 6 and 7 n she'd
    Tell me to stop. When I got older like 10 she told me "no u r too old now" blah blah.
    Anyway so I call her upstairs n I'm like yo I really can't sleep let me come up, ill sleep on
    The couch if anything. When I got up here she said nah its ok I could just lay with her
    In her bed... Yo I will not bullshit my mom is pretty good looking. A rab women got it on lock
    N she's in her forties now looking 30s.. And she works out. Anyway I'm laying next to her n she's telling
    Me stories of when I used to do this when I was a kid, and she's like laying very close to me with her arms
    Around me n I could feel her boobs against me. Then she told me how I'd play with her boobs while she slept n she
    Eventually had to tell me no. Soon enough she fell asleep I was still awake hard as shit bro,
    N I figured if she was sleeping she couldn't tell. I touched her boobs over her maxi dress and
    Bros trust me they r better than my girls. Like melons. I rubbed em for a while, then I tried
    Putting my hand on her chest n putting my hand inside so I can really feel em but when I almost got there under her bra
    She grabbed my hand n said "no, go to sleep ".... She was awake the entire time I felt her up then?????
    I still can't sleep its 8am now I'm typin this shit up on my blackberry.
    If u gonna be a bitch stay out my thread faggots

    Comment


    • #3
      how about this when you were supposed to beat me up and never showed up and i made a video stating i was there? im glad i can contribute to this thread assclown

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOMDXutyyvc
      Originally posted by JMG
      yeah my shoes were 130 plus tax. i make more money than anyone in here

      Comment


      • #4
        ^ Nice addition to the "Asif is a fag" evidence pile.
        Originally posted by MarshallArts
        I hope I don't regret it.
        Better hit edit delete
        before the dreaded elite
        have me devetted

        Comment


        • #5
          Vintage Asif!

          Comment


          • #6
            More about Asif's Mom

            Originally posted by Asif View Post
            MA nah not troll idk who Freud is either, but I've got an update to the story.
            Since that happened n me thinking she could have been awake the entire time I played
            With her boobs and only stopped me when I was getting too far, had me so turned on and
            I didn't sleep since.
            Like me and my mom just had breakfast, she got up before me and I pretended to be asleep.
            Then I pretended to wake up a little later n she called me into the kitchen n was making breakfast
            N we ate. I was still hard as shit just looking at her n she asked me about my nightmares in detail etc.
            I told her n she's like well if I want I could stay with her tonight too she doesn't mind.
            Yo... I am so doing that

            Comment


            • #7
              that video's entertainment value >> most of the shit in misc.

              Comment


              • #8
                Thanks for that video of you and your fat friends, Asif. Saved me the trouble of searching for it.

                Comment


                • #9
                  LOL Solo, remember when you fooled Asif into thinking he was chatting with me on AIM? Post that conversation again.
                  Originally posted by MarshallArts
                  I hope I don't regret it.
                  Better hit edit delete
                  before the dreaded elite
                  have me devetted

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Serious Question, Plz Help Ur All Smart

                    Originally posted by Asif View Post
                    my sister just let me feel her boobs.
                    should i do anything? shes in the shower.

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      that mom thing is seriously fucken retarded and makes me sick...

                      arab people are seriously fucked
                      No regrets, nicca no regards
                      I know the bar, raise mine, yall can lower yalls
                      What I lack in talent, I normally show in heart
                      Prolly why they want the encore before the show can start

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Originally posted by MarshallArts View Post
                        LOL Solo, remember when you fooled Asif into thinking he was chatting with me on AIM? Post that conversation again.
                        Lol I wish I still had it, i'll search for the thread. He was talking about his cock and telling you he was sorry he didn't have the pics anymore but gave you a link to the thread where you could find them.

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MarshallArts View Post
                          LOL Solo, remember when you fooled Asif into thinking he was chatting with me on AIM? Post that conversation again.
                          Damn bro your running around hanging off the pubic hairs on Solo's nuts these days when just a while back he would e-slap you around like a bitchboy. i know your mad you cant get funding for any more of your shitty movies to be made, but this isnt how u win over donations, i definitley can crush Solo with my checkbook.
                          Originally posted by JMG
                          yeah my shoes were 130 plus tax. i make more money than anyone in here

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            More sister stuff...

                            Originally posted by Asif View Post
                            dropdimes no pix i wouldnt put her pix up online..
                            ok, so i went in there n was sitting on the toilet n talking to her.. we have one of those stand in glass showers n i could see everything and she wasnt even making an effort to cover up or anything but she was still callin me a perv. i asked her why she let me feel her boobs for a good 20 sec, she was like cuz mine are bigger than that girls on tv, n i was like wtf does that have 2 do with u letting me feel ur boobs? n she was like nothin, ur just a perv.
                            then she got out the shower n was drying off, still all naked and didnt even tell me to leave, but still calling me a perv.
                            shes in her room rite now getting dressed but i saw it all though, should i just leave it be n hope for the future or go in her room n keep pressin my luck?

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              oh ya that thread where he posted a pic of his tiny dick...

                              dont post the picture though nobody wants to see it
                              No regrets, nicca no regards
                              I know the bar, raise mine, yall can lower yalls
                              What I lack in talent, I normally show in heart
                              Prolly why they want the encore before the show can start

                              Comment

                              Post ad widget 300x250

                              Collapse

                              LATEST POSTS

                              Collapse

                              Topics Statistics Last Post
                              Started by AJ, 02-25-2008, 03:45 PM
                              1 response
                              25 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post jesi
                              by jesi
                               
                              Started by əāИ ΜĉĐə√ŧŦ, 08-05-2010, 06:45 PM
                              1 response
                              25 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post noahharry  
                              Started by lesanancy4578, 07-05-2021, 03:37 AM
                              1 response
                              14 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post Ppanduss  
                              Started by uipfdvhjkss, Today, 01:20 AM
                              0 responses
                              2 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post uipfdvhjkss  
                              Started by MarenLyberth, Yesterday, 10:01 PM
                              0 responses
                              3 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post MarenLyberth  
                              Started by milahamilton, Yesterday, 08:35 PM
                              0 responses
                              4 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post milahamilton  
                              Started by Lurker07, 02-22-2011, 04:44 PM
                              1 response
                              11 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post Allanmathew  
                              Started by Kiryanvasez, Yesterday, 05:05 AM
                              0 responses
                              3 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post Kiryanvasez  
                              Started by Gornawil, 05-13-2021, 05:33 AM
                              2 responses
                              28 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post Franok
                              by Franok
                               
                              Started by Monret, 05-17-2021, 02:23 AM
                              3 responses
                              29 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post Kikier
                              by Kikier
                               
                              Working...
                              X