Hi! My name is 'Chic-a-Chic-a' Warpox (THE POX EDITORIAL ISSUE 1)

[Warpox]

ITS ABOUT TIME MY BLACK ASS SPOKE OUT ABOUT IMPORTANT WORLD ISSUES FOR YOU SLOBS -- AS YOUR BLACK LINK BETWEEN INTERNET AND REALITY.

LETS START OFF WITH COLUMBIA. IT BLEW UP. GET OVER IT.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN NASA STANDS FOR:

Need
Another
Seven
Astronauts

FACT IS PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME. THE WEST COAST BEEF KILLED BIGGIE. THE EAST COAST BEEF KILLED PAC. AND THE ROAST BEEF KILLED BIG PUN.

LETS MOVE RIGHT ALONG TO THE FRENCH. I AGREE WITH THE FRENCH. THE FRENCH WANT EVIDENCE BEFORE AMERICA ATTACKS IRAQ. THE LAST TIME FRANCE WANTED EVIDENCE THEY GOT IT - IN THE FORM OF GERMAN TANKS ROLLING THROUGH PARIS. I HOPE THEY GET MORE EVIDENCE TALIBAN STYLE.

NOW LETS TALK ABOUT WOMENS RIGHTS. ITS A JOKE. LETS NOT.

ITS SNOWED A LOT THE LAST FEW WEEKS. I HAVENT SEEN SO MUCH WHITE ALL OVER THE PLACE SINCE I LOOKED IN MY PANTS AND FOUND D12 GROUPIES SUCKING ME OFF.

THAT BRINGS US TO OUR FINAL TOPIC -- BASKETBALL. YAO MING IS THE FIRST CHINESE PERSON WHO IS ACTUALLY BETTER IN BASKETBALL THEN HE IS IN UPGRADING COMPUTERS.

SHOUTOUTS TO SWEEXY, NEVERSATISFIED, AND MY FANS

THIS IS WARPOX SIGNING OFF, WISHING EVERYONE A COMPUTER VIRUS FROM ME TO YOU.

warpox

[Dee_ethniK]

u seen dat apple add dogg? lolll what a stooge

[Epidemic]

roast beef killed big pun lol

[bachaka61]

lmao

[DesertRose1004]

Re: Hi! My name is 'Chic-a-Chic-a' Warpox (THE POX EDITORIAL ISSUE 1)

Originally posted by Warpox

FACT IS PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME. THE WEST COAST BEEF KILLED BIGGIE. THE EAST COAST BEEF KILLED PAC. AND THE ROAST BEEF KILLED BIG PUN.

That shit is funny!

[gEnEsIs]

Re: Hi! My name is 'Chic-a-Chic-a' Warpox (THE POX EDITORIAL ISSUE 1)

Originally posted by Warpox
LETS START OFF WITH COLUMBIA. IT BLEW UP. GET OVER IT.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN NASA STANDS FOR:

Need
Another
Seven
Astronauts

FACT IS PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME.

Its sad, but true. I gotta agree.

[four dub]

ROFL man this is probably the best post you've ever had.....

[FlakeDizzle]

i actually agree with warpox for once... weird.... ;P

HAHA at the roast beef killed big pun.... HAHA

[gEnEsIs]

Originally posted by four dub
ROFL man this is probably the best post you've ever had.....

I gotta agree.

I can't get over the Need Another Seven Astronauts thingy, that cracked me up.:D

[Warpox]

THIS IS ISSUE NUMBER ONE OF 'THE POX EDITORIAL'

IT WILL BE A COLLECTORS EDITION WHEN IT BECOMES FAMOUS ON THIS BOARD. I WILL SELL AUTOGRAPH COPIES TO GROUPIES LIKE SWEEXY.

[fumi24]

comparing iraq to the german empire of that time...that shit was funny!

[Triumph]

That was all pretty funny.

[-Sil-]

Re: Hi! My name is 'Chic-a-Chic-a' Warpox (THE POX EDITORIAL ISSUE 1)

Originally posted by Warpox
THE LAST TIME FRANCE WANTED EVIDENCE THEY GOT IT - IN THE FORM OF GERMAN TANKS ROLLING THROUGH PARIS. I HOPE THEY GET MORE EVIDENCE TALIBAN STYLE.

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Pox can I get a signed copy as well? Add me to the groupies!

[Warpox]

^ I AM CONFUSED. YOU ALREADY WERE A GROUPIE.

[Jaden]

hahaha Lmao Looking forward to issue no 2