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    I Decided To Make This Since I Dont Want To Fall Asleep Because Then Id Wake Up And Id Have To Face Tomorrow, Which Will Be A Shit Day.

    Ive Been A Parker Stone Fan For Years. I Remember Seeing "South Park: The Movie" In Theatres. The Reaction Was Enermous, And That Really Opened Up My Eyes To Their Humor. I Find Them To Be Hilarious, Some Of The Better Comedic Minds Of Our Time. Since I Saw Team America 2x Already, I Thought This Would Be A Nice Thing To Do

    Trey Parker And Matt Stone

    In Order Of Favorites.
    South Park
    Cannibal! The Musical
    Team America


    Lifes Spinning Out Of Control [Car Song] = http://s6.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1D...27A572B244FDFE

    Reemer : Your bed is over here.
    [indicates a dog bed]
    Squeak : Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
    Cooper : Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
    Squeak : Yeah I could.
    Reemer : No. Dude, you're a little bitch!
    Squeak : I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
    Cooper : 'Cause you're a piece of shit.
    Squeak: I am not a piece of shit!
    Swish: Yeah, but you're a little bitch.
    Squeak: Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

    I AM NOT A PIECE OF SHIT = http://d6.yousendit.com/C/3636CEEB9B...le%20Bitch.mp3

    Cooper : If you want unanimous consent, you're gonna have to get it from one of the other owners.

    Reemer: This is Britney's party and I really wanna fuck her.
    [Britneys dad standing at the front door]
    Coop : Hey! It's Coop and Remer.
    Reemer : We graduated with Britney.
    Dr. Kaiser : You graduated?
    Coop : Of course we graduated, cock - Beer?
    [in the house]

    Coop : Oh hey! Skidmark Steve! You still just hangin' out, playin' Nintendo?
    Guy at reunion: Well if you must know, I'm in my second year of Med School and I'm practicing for the summer games. What are you up to?
    Coop : You know... hangin' out... playin' Nintendo... cock!

    Cooper : If I had a nickel for every time that ball saved me, I'd have a shitload of nickels!

    South Park:

    It's Easy Mkay = http://s2.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=CA...C4820E56916A5E

    Kyles Mom's A Bitch = http://s2.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=CD...1041986D35B4C2

    Uncle Fucker = http://s2.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=AC...93DD02F06C9165

    [TV SHOW]
    Taco-Flavored Kisses! = http://s14.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=5...50BF465B20170F

    Satan : How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
    Saddam Hussein : Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

    Terrence : You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
    Phillip : Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
    Terrence : Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
    Phillip : Oh yeah!

    Brooke Shields : I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.
    *Terrance Slaps Her Roughly 20 Seconds Later*

    Chef : Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
    General : I don't listen to hip-hop.
    General : Battalion #1! Step forward!
    [All black soldiers step forward]
    General : You are now ready for Operation Human Shield! Battalion #2! Step forward!
    [All white soldiers step forward]
    General : You are now ready for Operation Stay Behind The Darkies!

    Chef : Didn't you ever hear about the Emancipation Proclamation?
    General : I don't listen to hip-hop!

    Gregory: I must say, I don't believe I belong here with these rogues. I transferred from Yardale where I had a 4.0 grade point average.
    Cartman : You're a fucking faggot, dude.

    Cannibal! The Musical:

    The Trapper Song = http://s2.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=5C...A4E805E0F30E30

    Shpadonkal Day [Theme Song] = http://s5.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=56...25F0D746227B28

    The Snowman Song = http://s2.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=98...F6D6C57C4386C5

    [After finding his companions slain]
    Alferd Packer : Okay, what are you guys doing

    James Humphrey : Fudge, Packer?

    [mocking Alferd Packer not explaining the Colorado River beforehand]
    James Humphrey : 'Are there any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge?' 'Oh no, just the Colorado!' THE BIGGEST FUCKING RIVER I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

    Israel Swan : Maybe we'll all get really sick. And maybe we'll all die... Sooooooooooooo, let's build a snowman


    Now You're A Man [Theme Song] = http://s5.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=E4...52E7C2F95DB5EB

    Maxxx Orbison : Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!
    Joe Young : How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?

    Maxxx Orbison : What's your name, again?
    Sancho : I am Sancho.
    Maxxx Orbison : Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you'd be good enough for porno?
    Sancho : I am Sancho.
    Maxxx Orbison : Great... but what do you do?
    Sancho : What do I do? I am Sancho.
    Maxxx Orbison : And...?
    Sancho : And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho.
    Maxxx Orbison : And...?
    Sancho : Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I...
    Maxxx Orbison : You... are Sancho!
    Sancho : That's right.
    Maxxx Orbison : Okay, you're hired.
    Joe Young : [praying] If You don't want me to do this, just give me a sign.
    [an earthquake tears through Hollywood]
    Joe Young : Any sign at all.

    Team America:

    America- FUCK YEAH (Props To MaskedMurdah I Think His Name Is) = http://s4.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=BF...7A0A195885A0B4

    What Would You Do? (More Props To SlimCornil I Think) = http://s2.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=DE...EFEC89BDD72F7D

    The End Of An Act [Pearl Harbor Sucks] = http://s5.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=72...F0AB8728B99465

    Team America Soldier #1 Disguised As A Terrorist: Its Me Its Me!
    Team America Soldier #2 [Unaware #1 Is Actually Not A Terrorist]: I Think Hes Saying "Kiss Me, Kiss Me".
    Team America Solider #3: Fuckin Smart Ass! *Pulls Out Rocketlauncher, Shoots, Misses, And Knocks Over The Spinx (?)*

    Spotsworth: You Can Join Us. If Not... Theres The Door.
    The Main Guy: Ok. *Walks To The Door And Leaves*
    Spotsworth: *Becomes Speechless*. Hmm.

    Team America Soldier: Hey Listen Punk! If You Fuck This Up Ill Cut Off Your Balls And Shove Them Up Your Ass, So The Next Time You Shit, You'll Shit All Over Your Balls.

    Team America Soldier: Ok Punk. Dont Fuck With Me Or Else Ill Drill 2 Holes In Your Dick So When You Piss, It Goes In All Directions!

    Team America Soldier: I...
    Woman Team America Soldier: You Had Me At 'Dicks Fuck Assholes'.

    Janene Garafalo: Its Our Jobs As Actors To Read The Newspaper Than Say What We Read On The News And Make It Seem Like They Are Our Own Opinions.

    Alec Baldwin: Us FAG (Film Actors Guild) Want To Make This World A Better Place; So People Can Say, "Man, Good Going FAGS".

    Terrorist: *Speaks Muslim*
    Team America Soldier: Uh.. Dirrca Dirrca, Muhammad Dirrca.
    Terrorist: Ahh Dirrca Dirrca.

    More Audio Clips Of Songs By Trey Parker [And Matt Stone On A Few]

    An Additional Song By Trey Parker Entitled...

    Im In Love With Myself = http://s5.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=58...BDC913CA0060CF

    And Some More DVDA [Double Vaginal Double Anal]. The Band Consists Of Trey Parker, Matt Stone, And.. Some Other Guy.

    Chewbacca = http://s5.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=5C...A1F6B75EA879CB

    Everybody's On Crack = http://s2.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=4A...BA9AFAE0551AEE

    - - Hope You Guys Enjoyed The Audio Clips And Quotes. - -

    So What Are Your Opinions On Them? Do You Find Them Funny, Stupid, Annoying, Or Clever?
    Last edited by Clerks; 10-20-2004, 09:21 PM.
    I'm making a D12World comeback

  • #2
    Excellent Tribute.
    These are the days of anyone being blonde, the days of mind convincing, a time of gold and uncertainty, noise and expensive genetic victory.
    The information age and all its molecular pimping.


    • #3
      yea they totaly rule

      even when they are interviewed at their huge mansion or whatever
      they are totaly funny
      i saw them in a jacuzzy ones with a chinese dude that they kept making fun of or something


      • #4
        Yeah This Thread Rules. I Had To Re-Download Practically All Those Tracks Cause I Changed My Computer, But I Felt It Was Worth It Cause This Seemed To Turn Out Nicely.

        Originally posted by TommyClocker
        i saw them in a jacuzzy ones with a chinese dude that they kept making fun of or something
        Yeah That Guy Can Be Seen In Orgazmo As G-Fresh And In Cannibal! The Musical As A Native American. Its Pretty Funny.
        I'm making a D12World comeback


        • #5
          Yeah. I've been preaching the gospel of M&T since I first saw Orgazmo! MANY years ago. I haven't been dissappointed in a single project of theirs and Team America certainly didn't let me down.

          Nice to see other fans around. Anyone that needs any South Park clips of any type, let me know. I have every episode and tons of other little shorts and stuff.


          • #6
            thanks alot for the team america mp3's
            nice quotes dawg
            ill post sum lata
            Stayin' for that Trill shit.
            Somthin' you can feel shit.
            Anythang else man, I don't even wanna deal wit.


            • #7
              huge fan of them but this new movie is just utter crap
              99% of this forum is filled with morons.


              • #8
                this thread kicks ass. thanks for the links.
                ..Nobody told you that im loco essay
                I lack every sane chemical in my membrane
                Im slim shaa..dy and the "d" is for deez nuts
                and you can get each one for free so feast up.. -Em


                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ifbbita
                  as for this thread, I was thinking about buying a 500 Smith and Wesson Magnum. With hollow tip rounds, you can blast a hole through Jesus...
                  Fucking Awesome


                  • #10
                    Personally I think Team America is their best one ever. My dad disagrees, he liked the South Park movie better.
                    "The world is changing and there are new opportunities for those who are ready to join forces with those who are stronger and more experienced" -Lucky Luciano (1897-1962)


                    • #11
                      whoa, South Park is the Shit new movies pretty funnny 2


                      • #12
                        Post the Pearl Harbor song, that was the best one


                        • #13
                          lmao. that's great. i love South Park with a passion. u got a link to "Taco-Flavored Kisses"?

                          i like this one (and i'm typing it outta memory)...

                          Cartman acts like a disabled person to get into the Special Olympics...

                          S.O. Register Lady: Um, what's your son's disability?
                          Cartman's Mom: ....He's retarded.
                          S.O. Register Lady: Uh-Yes, but is it Cerebral Palsy? Down Syndrome?
                          Cartman's Mom [to Cartman]: Um... son, what is your disability?
                          Cartman: DUUUHHHHH- How should I know? I'm retarded!


                          • #14
                            I liked orgazmo and baseKETBALL I dint care for south park movie and havent seen the cannibal or team america


                            • #15
                              'Taco-Flavored Kisses' From South Park Now Uploaded.
                              I'm making a D12World comeback


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