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    Battle cypher I was in on another board. Pretty long. Positive and negative feed welcome.

    Round 1
    ...im out to kill wannabes, gonna-leave-few,
    ...try and leave you as the soul survivor cuz who'd wanna-be-you?(true)...
    ...gay dont make me beat you, them burns'll-last-long,
    ...I'd take off my belt but that would prolly turn-your-ass-on...
    ...no bitch after you, the truth I be-drainin'-it,
    ...and only time a girl's in your hair is when she be-braiding-it...
    ...those text frees'll send you on a trip to the floor,
    ...the keys aint gettin stuck in your keyboard(nah) they just cant take it no more...
    ...know dude's lyrics are borin' a-bunch-of-you,
    ...homie PM real quick, I'll send you a-punch-or-two(aha!)...
    ...cuz im so sick, I can catch a-cold-spittin',
    ...I wont whipe my ass with your lyrics but I'll blow my-nose-with-'em...
    ...drop heat? I'll school you...you-could-trust-me,
    ...and takin' notes wont help(nop) you-should-just-cheat...
    ...and here, you'll never get respect, heck-you-proved-it,
    ...dont frown, when I leave I'll GIVE you my account and let-you-use-it...
    ...illiterate, cant spell, a webster is all that it takes,
    ...I can read your mind and even THERE there's grammar mistakes(ouw)...
    ...mobster, stand out your crib and I'll wait foo',
    ...I wont waste a punchline, nah, but I'll WASTE you...
    ...do anythin' for my fam, a-spray-and-your-dead,
    ...so to put a plate on the table I'll put a-plate-in-your-head(just like that)...
    ...let's make a deal, really fast, your done,
    ...leave now and I'll tell everyone I made an alias for fun(cool?)...

    Round 2
    ...scared so why'd ya push me?,
    ...guess Halle Berry aint the only bitch who turned into a pussy...
    ...now the gloves are off, so man ca'mon!,
    ...actually judging from your hygiene, I'll put 'em back on...
    ...I shitted on the best, dyke-go-ask-him,
    ...you'll have to hire dude to hold an umbrella over your head like Micheal-Jackson(aha!)...
    ...and your girl? hoe's-a-dime-not-less,
    ...it's hard for her to pop her collar when she spends most-the-time-topless...
    ...the cypher? it-could-haunt-you,
    ...myself? you done made me wonder if I should waste punches THIS-GOOD-on-you
    ...my skills? you-got-a-taste-of-that,
    ...but you dont need me to make you look bad, you-got-your-face-for-that(ouw)...
    ...you stink, damn-it's-gotta-be-true,
    ...*SNIFF* somethin' smells fishy(word) and-it's-probably-you...
    ...knock nobodys like you out, done real good thus far,
    ...but you a newbe with no avy or sig? man...you should just fall *points to floor*...
    ...jab your jaw, with my right homie, not left,
    ...and make the bottom right side of your teeth touch the top left...
    ...battle me? he on some good-marijuana,
    ...I told him to go watch 106 And Park so he stood-at-the-corner...
    ...you on some gay shit , I might complain dude,
    ...you should whipe that smile off your face and that cum stain to...
    ...battle? one punch from me, can-clobber-most-fighters,
    ...you better have luck on your side...and-couple-ghostwritters...

    Round 3
    ...you dont think before you spit in a bout,
    ...cant runaway, you got a foot in the grave and one in your mouth(ouw)...
    ...we'll go toe to toe but I'll-drop-a-little-more,
    ...so if you drop a bar(aint no thang) I'll-drop-a-liquor-store...
    ...a ticket here, must be all-that-you-bought,
    ...no, no, dont you drop your 2 cents, that's prolly all-that-you-got...
    ...you on what? aint on a tip,
    ...'cuz the only tip you on, is the one on my dick...
    ...it's been a week? we thought that you fled,
    ...I guess it took THAT long to whipe all my shit off your head...
    ...BoOOoOOORING!, work on emotion yup,-then-ya-spit,
    ...know what, try puttin' some emoticons all up-in-ya-shit (arguingsm
    ...you got no punchlines and-the-flow's-wack,
    ...you should go back to the basics wait(what?) unless there's something before-that?...
    ...you aint blow, now you bankrupt dude,
    ...damn you CANT even go back to the drawing board, they took that too!(oh fuck)...
    ...K-O, thank-God-this-is-over,
    ...I'd wash my hands with you but you're releasing a malodorous-oder...
    ...Oh, dont be sad, alot-of-people-are-feelin'-you-bitch,
    ...then again, heh, alot-of-people-we're-feelin'-New-Kids...
    ...battle Punch? peeps'll say that's-plannin'-your-death,
    ...talk alot of shit, let's just hope you as-bad-as-your-breath...
    ...im disturbed, take your spine, wreck-and-bend-it,
    ...in this case hoe-showin' is like Advil, 4 out of 5 doctors would recommend-it...

    Round 4
    ...im blunt, can make some-dunnie-restless,
    ...so no, dont do your thing...bite off somebody-elses(cant front)...
    ...Punch'll make you fall back-in-a-stretcher-geek,
    ...to prepare for this battle, you might wanna smack the back-of-ya-head-all-week...
    ...blah you can only elevate, just free-and-stick-to-keys-for-now,
    ...you'll get better with time, so pray that rap'll still be-in-50-years-from-now...
    ...get help, a Ghostwriter or two, some tips ya know?,
    ...I heard them kids from PBS been out of work since the show...
    ...im at family dinners, you gettin' caught-by-police,
    ...your ass is prolly gettin' 'pinched' as much-as-my-cheeks...
    ...send mad punches your way, 'till you cant duck-anymore,
    ...like kindergarten teachers, I'll even let you pick your own spot-on-the-floor(OOOOU!)...
    ...gassed, came here, feels like you-done-got-tricked,
    ...nah homie, you aint got ripped off...you, just, got, RIPPED...
    ...you small potatos, how you gon' take my crown?,
    ...the bigger they are, the harder they fall, that's why you aint make a sound...
    ...I got an incredible aim, aint sumthin'-to-test.
    ...so accurate, even your Guardian Angel rockin'-a-vest...
    ...use a punchline, to rip dude apart, with one glide,
    ...and show you a side of this kid you never seen before... the inside(ewww)...
    ...you gettin' better, this calls for a-quick-celebration,
    ...I'm expecting passwords to porn sites for beein' the cause of all-this--elevation(yup)...
    ...got you thinkin' for bars, all-in-a-thread...
    ...only thing that's commin' off YOUR dome... is-a-gallon-of-sweat...

    Round 5
    ...Round 5, now use your head, please-go-all-out-kid,
    ...and puttin' on your thinking cap wont help, you're gonna need-the-whole-outfit...
    ...cuz you boxing Punch, so if you dont stick-right-you're-gone,
    ...c'mon man, you need to pick up the pace oh, and on your way, pick-up-your-arm(right there)...
    ...make you an embarrassment, to be around, fo' sho',
    ...that yo' whore, wont even want YOU to be seen holdin' HER purse no more...
    ...battle verses? yours sound more like some-wack-poems,
    ...now im not one to encourage biting, but in your case, I PM'ed you links to some-rap-forums(go peep)...
    ...makin us vomit, peeps-gettin'-way-thinner,
    ...you makin' us sick to our stomach, even South Africans be-skippin'-they-dinner...
    ...pussy, weak, puny, dont you ever get on a rap track...
    ...you'll prolly TRY to hit a snare and it'll HIT you the fuck back...
    ...gun talk? you dont wanna go there, nah sweety,
    ...my eagle's the size of an eagle, your birds the size of Tweety...
    ...plenty of fish in the sea, so it's aight if your hoe's a wack...
    ...you might think your girl's a nice catch... I think you should throw her back...
    ...geek, why go out, the net's funner-and-coo'!...
    ...I've seen MSN buddy icons who we're AWAY from the computer longer-then-you(aha!)...
    ...you suck, all your punches done missed son,
    ...dont quit your day job... but retire from this one(like now)...
    ....akt skj azc dhj oas hjo sbh, bil ers won dou,
    ...^^^at this point, I aint even wasting fillers on you...
    ...each day, I'll shit on you, peeps ya-run-with,-your-fellas,-ya men...
    ...im 'bout to make it a fad for bitches to walk around-with-umbrellas-again...
    Last edited by Punchlinez; 10-16-2004, 06:01 PM.
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    Figured this was goin' to be to long. Sall good.
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