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  • For You Netcees

    The internet's your medium of choice
    cause nobody really wants to hear your corny ass voice
    You ain't a MC just because you could type
    On the mic in real life your ass'll get sniped
    You a man with a mouse who can't rock the house
    Jerkin off to gay porn while wearin your girl's blouse
    You know you never seen no real life fame
    So you're lookin for some recognition through a screen name
    (No doubt) No threat, y'all ain't the pro set
    Rappin ten years and not a paid show yet
    I love to get online and shine and drop bombs
    but my music can be found on more than dot coms (word up)
    Your website gets a whole lot of hits (right)
    but in the real world son you ain't sayin shit
    Cats run they mouth on AOL
    but everytime they drop a twelve inch, they don't sell
    You love the anonymnity, you hide behind the shadow
    Always tryin to get someone to chatroom battle
    Cryin cause heads only rhyme one syllable
    Who made the rule you gotta use every millisec
    because it's fillable?
    I'ma snatch your webmaster, break both his legs
    Post it on your site, format it as .jpeg's
    Rip you on your own site and sign your guestbook
    then go into your chatroom and leave the rec shook
    What percent of these rappers can compete? (Nil)
    Reboot they whole shit, control-alt-delete
    Yo, you can have a PC and a Mac
    but you internet MC's can't see AK

    {*vocal scratching*}
    If a rapper try to diss.. wh-wh-when you online
    I ahh I ahh crush the motherfucker
    Rapper try to diss.. wh-eh-wh-eh-wh-eh-when you online
    Ahh ahh ahh I crush the motherfucker

    [Verse Two]
    Carpal tunnel syndrome, can't make a fist
    I rip every MC on your buddy list
    Show the light to you so bright that your eyesight fail
    Now you doin all your correspondence through eBraile
    Cats get online and start all types of static
    But heads without computers know whassup with Akrobatik (true dat)
    cause I rock real mics in real life
    Rip real crowds, real shows, real cyphz
    Plus your anonymous gab, it don't bother me
    I don't give a fuck if you got AOL or Prodigy
    Your crew screams that you the illest of all time
    when your only fans are all your nerdy friends that rhyme
    And even if you was nice, no one'll ever hear
    cause you in front the keyboard too much to develop your career
    (Say word) And half of y'all is just teenagers
    You don't know jack about what rippin up the stage is
    So I'ma get a crew of online MC pirates (right)
    Infect all your computers with a flesh-eatin virus (uh-huh)
    Chew up all your fingers so you can no longer type (say what?)
    then expose your lack of flow when you approach the open mic
    So internet MC's, heed my advice
    Online keystyles don't make you nice
    Bring it to the streets and start to rabble rousin
    Sincerely yours, Akro 2000
    What percent of these rappers can compete? (Nil)
    Reboot they whole shit, control-alt-delete
    Yo, you can have a PC and a Mac
    but you internet MC's can't see AK

    {*vocal scratching*}
    If a rapper try to diss.. wh-wh-when you online
    I ahh I ahh crush the motherfucker
    Rapper try to diss.. wh-eh-wh-eh-wh-eh-when you online
    Ahh ahh cru-cru-cru-cru-crush the motherfucker

    {*continue scratching "crush the motherfucker"*}

    [AOL] Goodbye!
    PS3 ITS COMING
    Show a white womans tits, and its PORN.
    Show a Black womans tits, and its NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

  • #2
    http://www.nehiphop.com/lyric_akro_internetmc.shtml

    Another biter... Sad.
    To the British, I'm Ghandi/
    To the Japanese I'm an American pilot flyin over Nagasaki/
    To the AIDS patient I'm your last antibody/
    Sittin and waitin for a cure from modern biology/


    -Canibus

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    • #3
      damn not biting got my link from OHLLA its akrobatiks shit to show you netcees are wack, holla back sucka
      PS3 ITS COMING
      Show a white womans tits, and its PORN.
      Show a Black womans tits, and its NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

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      • #4
        lmao....


        The internet's your medium of choice
        cause nobody really wants to hear your corny ass voice
        You ain't a MC just because you could type
        On the mic in real life your ass'll get sniped
        You a man with a mouse who can't rock the house
        Jerkin off to gay porn while wearin your girl's blouse
        You know you never seen no real life fame
        So you're lookin for some recognition through a screen name



        ^^ all that shit for a text drop?

        i thought u was gonna have an audio link... lmaoo


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        • #5
          actually what you posted is wack.. plus your an inbreed peice of shit because you spend all your time going to diff sites posting shit that shit talks netcees... wow... your cool... and its not even your shit... god dude get off that dudes dick... and netcees dicks too
          04
          best class of rb...end of discussion
          Tanner, Otto, Slyk, Dirty F, Magnum, Italian Em, Noid 4 Vet
          XBL: Passed0utAwake
          ^thats a zero not an O

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          • #6
            oh shit its lyrikal militia, no its the verbal ass/ass/in, no its douche scoundrel,no its its ahh forget it he cant even figure it out, Fucking Herb blahh
            PS3 ITS COMING
            Show a white womans tits, and its PORN.
            Show a Black womans tits, and its NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

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            • #7
              wow... your really hurting me... ouch.. someone get me a bandaid...
              04
              best class of rb...end of discussion
              Tanner, Otto, Slyk, Dirty F, Magnum, Italian Em, Noid 4 Vet
              XBL: Passed0utAwake
              ^thats a zero not an O

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              • #8
                Not trying to hurt you
                PS3 ITS COMING
                Show a white womans tits, and its PORN.
                Show a Black womans tits, and its NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

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                • #9
                  you know just because you posted that and its yours that makes you a netcee so you just shitted on your self......

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                  City Chiefs: 5-3

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                  Angeles Lakers: 7-0

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                  • #10
                    LOL @ putting adlibs on a Text



                    LMFAO



                    Next plz

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                    City Chiefs: 5-3

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                    • #11
                      ok monstar i didnt sit down and write that shit i copied and pasted it to this thread for you netcees, daaaamn truth hurts dont it!
                      PS3 ITS COMING
                      Show a white womans tits, and its PORN.
                      Show a Black womans tits, and its NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

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                      • #12
                        nope cuz i'm doing mixtapes and albums here in LA and whoever you copied it from tell him or her or whatever the person to come to the boards and challenge one of the elite sitting on this board in stead of having his slave (you) post it everywhere seriously does he give you a Biscuit for every board you hit workin hard for the scooby snacks i see well let me not waste your time shaggys callin holla back audio not some dumbass text.








                        L8

                        Kansas
                        City Chiefs: 5-3

                        Los
                        Angeles Lakers: 7-0

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                        • #13
                          scooby dooby doo... where are you
                          04
                          best class of rb...end of discussion
                          Tanner, Otto, Slyk, Dirty F, Magnum, Italian Em, Noid 4 Vet
                          XBL: Passed0utAwake
                          ^thats a zero not an O

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                          • #14
                            lol that was pretty funny. It wasn't good but it was funny and for most cases very true. . lol the adlibbin made it hilarious, even if he copied and pasted it, that's the point. Funny thing is, it's probably better than more than half of the people here could do lol.
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                            http://youtu.be/3VhwzKGkvjg Ray

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Fitz
                              lol that was pretty funny. It wasn't good but it was funny and for most cases very true. . lol the adlibbin made it hilarious, even if he copied and pasted it, that's the point. Funny thing is, it's probably better than more than half of the people here could do lol.
                              I find truth in that statement. Nice bars Fitz.
                              Originally posted by McWannaBe
                              Yesterday, me and my girl were making out and shit like that. When
                              I sucked on one of her boobs, fucking MILK CAME OUT!!


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