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  • Hava Gess V RealPlatoonGal (Votes Needed)

    Hava's Verse 55 Lines

    Bitch, i' be spittin' this shit, like you rubbin' ya clit
    your verses so wack that no one can interpret
    what you tryin' ta say? you won't win, I deserve it
    cause i'm pro at this rap game, writin' rhymes in a minute
    Gal ya rhymin's so lame and ya punchlines so tame
    so my dick won't fit in ya, bitch i aint to blame
    my foot long one-eyed python, i know it's shame
    but what can i say, it's my cum you will taste
    when i'm sprayin' my spoof all over ya face
    lick it off wit ya tongue with a movement so quick
    in another few seconds you'll be suckin' my dick
    stickin' it down right deep in ya throat
    while ya swayin' those hips like a fucken row boat
    later on i just sit back and laugh
    i just fucked this bitch and split her in half
    what i be sayin' it aint hyperthetical
    i put tha foot in tha metal, accelerate this battle
    to a speed you cant handle
    decapitate ya and put ya head upon tha mantle
    i was thinkin' maybe your a lady
    i said maybe, but i'd raher fuck Shady's daughter Hailie
    check ya battle record, your 0 from 3
    how are you expectin' to beat me
    i'm far too superior, i cause mass hysteria
    your shit bitch, just admit it
    thinkin' you'll beat me cause ya pre-writ' it
    you so slow it takes you 2 weeks to write rhymes
    takes my 2 minutes to beat you in just 4 lines
    like land mines, read it and you'll be blown to pieces
    you'll be deader than the lord Jesus
    sweet Jesus, you could only bear me if Hell freezes
    and that aint likely, infact its unlikely
    your rhymes are fallin' to pieces like you got rap lepracy
    when i be dead, you'll have witnessed the Hava Gess legacy
    but i'll keep livin' in ya hearts, in ya soul
    when RPG's dead, she'll just be 6 feet deep in a hole
    i know what ya thinkin', you could say i'm tha mole
    i'll be rich, you be poor livin' ya life on tha dole
    beat ya down with my rhymes till ya skin bleeds
    you and Platoon have kids they'll be half-breeds
    shit, i aint racist, you wanna meet my clenched fist
    you think i missed? bitch you must be pissed
    you'll go down quicker than a 2 dollar hooker
    i kidnap ya, now Platoons wondering who took ya
    cut up some magazines and send him a ransom note
    but i's too late, bound gagged and chucked off a boat
    don't worry bitch, in another 3 weeks you'll start to float
    but i guess that's no consolation
    so Platoons all alone and all he's got is masturbation
    now that i've beatin' you into obliteration
    i'm the new rookie battle sensation
    beatin' rookies left right and centre, i'm your mentor
    and you aint no different, i'ma end up tha victor
    like an earth tremor, my verse'll move tha richter
    so tha story ends here, i feel a victory near






    RealPlatoonGal's Verse 21 Lines

    Hava Gess playa please the only time you can split is when ur on ya knees//
    suckin dick at ease//
    bitch get up and be a man//
    stop holdin ya fathers hand //
    your a fantasy like peter pan//
    now be gone ad go fly around lookin for dicks//
    you sick chick//
    bitch go suck on ya clit//
    Shorty will hang you up to dry//
    then leave ya there to die//
    Hava couldnt 'Hava" punchline if his rhymes consist of fist//
    i'll break both wrist so you can have a reason to say your punches missed//
    you'll bend-with-spray//
    to send you spinning for days fuck a ren-e-gade//'
    ill put a price tag on ya crews head so you can rent-a-gay//
    girl, you cant 'phase' me, its been some 21 days//
    before you excepted to come and get your ass blazed//
    why go throught with this battle, even though its late//
    you can already 'have a guess' of your ending fate//
    obviously your talkin about my pussy cuz you cant get non//
    RPG grabed the mic to rhyme, but you were already gone//


    Uppin 4 votes

  • #2
    wtf i won this hava 5-2 why u post it in the freestyle fourm???????
    Laterz All
    -Shorty//Short Shit//Shrimp//'etc'
    P.S. Shannon Loves Yea Like A Sis Girl Thanks 4 Being There 4 Me!


    Shout Outs:....
    Shadys Laday//Aphyna//Mrs.M.Mathers//Em's Girl69//420//XxAmAnDaxX//Rizzy//Brook//I.E.//$$Capital.T$$//DarkDrifter//UrbanAKA//Tennessee//Untouchab//

    Battle Record 1-4

    Wins: Hava Gess(5-2)
    Lose: Shadys Laday(KO)-C.A.L(KO)-MC Dean(KO)-Dan-E(KO)

    Shorties:
    RPG//Untouchable//

    The DynastyD-D-D-D-Unit

    TheRealPlatoon!
    $$ Capital T $$
    Shadys Laday
    Nekron9Nine
    Red-Out
    DJ Clue
    I.E.
    I.K.
    The Dy's Mascot: RealPlatoonGal

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    • #3
      i didn't

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      • #4
        hahahaha i meaN BATTLE board lmao
        Laterz All
        -Shorty//Short Shit//Shrimp//'etc'
        P.S. Shannon Loves Yea Like A Sis Girl Thanks 4 Being There 4 Me!


        Shout Outs:....
        Shadys Laday//Aphyna//Mrs.M.Mathers//Em's Girl69//420//XxAmAnDaxX//Rizzy//Brook//I.E.//$$Capital.T$$//DarkDrifter//UrbanAKA//Tennessee//Untouchab//

        Battle Record 1-4

        Wins: Hava Gess(5-2)
        Lose: Shadys Laday(KO)-C.A.L(KO)-MC Dean(KO)-Dan-E(KO)

        Shorties:
        RPG//Untouchable//

        The DynastyD-D-D-D-Unit

        TheRealPlatoon!
        $$ Capital T $$
        Shadys Laday
        Nekron9Nine
        Red-Out
        DJ Clue
        I.E.
        I.K.
        The Dy's Mascot: RealPlatoonGal

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        • #5
          oh, ok

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          • #6
            This was a horrible battle.

            First off, Hava, where's the punches? You had nothing at all, no setup's, no punches, just bragging. Bragging doesn't win you battles.. Remember that for your next.

            RPG, the first half of your verse wasn't even worth reading, it was scrambled nonsense, but you picked the flow up in the secod half, constructing sentences with your lines, & actually looking you were in a battle. Again, no real punches, but a couple of weak disses here & there won you this.

            Vote - RPG.

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            • #7
              fuck you, 1-0

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              • #8
                ok, don't be throwing any of them well written punches at me now, with 2 years experience of battling I might not be able to keep up with you..

                Herb.

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                • #9
                  spose youer right

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                  • #10
                    vote = RPG

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                    • #11
                      didnt even get through reading hava's verse too long lol
                      YEAR OF THE PIG

                      WWW.PIGLORDS.NET

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                      • #12
                        This board needs sorting out, with some tourny's etc .. i'm going to speak to the board admin's & see what I can do.

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                        • #13
                          hmm, yes,
                          that's a good idea

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