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  • Anybody wanna friendly battle?? heh, bring your best...

    WHO WANT'S TO BATTLE SIMPLE SIMON? NO PREWRITTEN SHIT!E BATTLING OFF THE HEAD! COME YOUR HARDEST, NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH UP

  • #2
    whats the problem you scared you gonna get beat??

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    • #3
      SIMON'S SIMPLE

      THIS IS EZ/
      think you can be me?/
      Or beat me?/
      "BEEP" BEEP"/
      that's ya clock wakin' you up from dreamin'/
      you on my nuts-PUBIC-still ain't nuttin my seamen/
      I'll leave you wantin' to be DEAD/
      you got a IRON LUNG?/
      stop frontin' to be MEF/
      you can't survive the fire I brung/
      I defeat SIMON-SAY'S-SIMPLE/
      SIMON-SAY'S, Simon's dead when I blaze ya temple/
      I was dead but my days continued/
      what I say or spray, stays within U/
      SIMPLE SIMON, my rhymes be embalmin' fluid/
      7:30 on the clock of the bomb, you thru kid/
      -007:30 Early

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      • #4
        Forgot my watch

        i get the guns and you turn george, spin around and jet son, bitchin like you got tits, pick another profession, scared because you lame brained, fame is not for you man, you just fruit loops that got doo dooed by toucan sam, u more simple minded than simon is, just mind your biz and you wont get kilt like an irishman, you not a real man, bitch, on beer you choke, you just a chick watchin showtimes queer as folk, you little faggot, turn your back again, im gonna make my entrance now, smack you with my dick so hard you smile before you black out

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        • #5
          yo 7:00

          its past your bedtime 7:30, im out

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          • #6
            YOU CAN'T

            YOU CAN'T smack me wit ya dick,cuz it's detachable
            plus it's called a dildo, stuck up in ya clit
            the closest you get to GUNS is ROSES
            "queer as folk?" nobody's gay as ya folks is
            FAGGOTS...that's all you know kid
            shove this DIC-tionary up ya ass expand ya vocabulary
            Who's simple minded? talkin' bout Toucan Sam
            I'll write rhymes better than you wit no hands man
            -AND- tell ya moms, "LOOK MOMS, STOP EATING YA PUSS MOMS"
            how you think you was born? she was gettin' her nook' on
            I don't do it for nookie, spit fluid thru rookies
            acid raps eat you up like Peanut Butter Grandma Cookies
            I'm sicker than AIDS patients, sicker than mixed baige racists
            THAT'S SICK: I'm sayin' 7:30 time 4 U 2 start hatin'
            -SCARFACE007:30

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            • #7
              you were prepared...

              You wish your vocabulary was enormous, im the second adversary you have, besides your brain, tryin to read a thesaurus, run away, cuz the only reason you fightin too, is you tryin to chase away the only guy that ever frightened you, more like SCAREFACE, face facts, fact is, you wack kid, you couldnt outshine simon if you were washed polished and waxed, noone gives a shit wat your next message's about, this tech'll hit on you harder than the guy checkin you out, you the fag bitch, your dad's callin you! why dont you listen? the reason you fidget is cuz your daddy is a beautician, and u suck his dick, get slapped around and you suck again, askin simple simon to stop dissin, you already sufferin!

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              • #8
                Are we voting????

                if we are voting my vote goes to simple simon.

                Vote=simple simon
                "Ive seen it all,did it all.......most of yall will pop for a minute..spit a sentence,then the game will get rid of yall" - Nas

                "Im tired of you new jacks...im tired of *****z sayin they bout to blow,unless you a girl,i dont care if you bout to do that" - Royce Da 5'9''

                "A few hot shells outta tha chrome,will leave you there,wit a funny smell,like gun powder cologne" - Jadakiss

                "Ive been poppin,held true to my fort....im like bin laden,im bout to change the whole view of New york" - Joe Budden

                "Im NBC,News time,blastin 8's..keep ya cool before you lose like....half ya face..run in ya house,cover ya mouth with maskin tape...let my chick strap on a dick,his ass get raped...everybody gotta die,why procrastinate?? you get put in a casket,for makin trashy tapes" - Cassidy

                "if i pass you bass,and u spend my gravy?? then i ask for my papes,and you pretend you crazy?? i put 10 in ya AV,and pretend you payed me...leave you stuffed in a dumpster...like brenda's baby" - Cassidy


                Just remember..Virginia's for Haters

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                • #9
                  lol!

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                  • #10
                    Thanks Prominant for your vote, i appreciate it

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                    • #11
                      ha ha!!

                      shit,just a note to Simon to say Irish men dont wear kilts,its Scotish men that wear kilts!!!!
                      Funny battle though!!!!!

                      peace...The Dark....

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                      • #12
                        heh

                        lol, thanks Dark... i'll remember this for another rhyme.. HAHA

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                        • #13
                          Do we even need to vote?

                          Uhm, 7:30...hate to be the one to tell you this...

                          ..but, you just got eaten alive.



                          I'm a stuck, starving artist.
                          Vincent Van Going nowhere.
                          Sold my silver souls to the devil.
                          Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
                          Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
                          Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
                          Into the full view.
                          Do you see me as suitable...
                          to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



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                          • #14
                            thanks

                            yo two thirds... thanks for your vote man

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