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  • ***vote*** M.I.C. & FuGu -VS- Simple Simon & Two Thirds ***vote***

    yo waddup y'all. you just entered a thread where a battle will be blazin shortly, so be sure to vote!!!
    aiight, next up is our (M.I.C. & FuGu) verse for the first round. all of M.I.C.'s verses are blind tho, so keep that in mind when you're voting. he posted me all of his verses cuz he'll be outta town for a cupple a days.

    *no dickriding
    *first to 5 votes or one with the most votes by thursday
    *no bar limit, but please keep it short cuz voters HATE looooong verses (no matter how ill they are)

    'kay, the Slaughterhouse drop first than:
    Slaughterhouse II bring the beef when it's raw

    http://fugu.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk/Images/fugu2.gif

    "Tha only time you got ya crowd goin back and forth
    is at ya gay peepshow when they jackin off."

    "I could give a fuck about ya race
    but if ya wanna be black I could shit on your face."

    -FuGu

  • #2
    Round 1 (FuGu & M.I.C.)

    [M.I.C.]
    ME AND FUGU DOING IT TAG STYLE // BUT UNLIKE SIMPLE AND 2/3 WE AINT DOING IT FAG STYLE // EASY DISSIN, SIMPLES ALWAYS GOT A DOPPY SMILE // 2/3 WISHING HE WAS A THUG, WRITING HIS OWN POLICE FILE // CANT FACE THE HEAT WEN THE U.K RIP THE U.S // ONLY REASON YOUíRE A JUDGE IS COZ U NO ILL LEAVE U IN A STATE OF REGRESS // COME ON DAWG SUPPRESS // THOSE THOUGHTS SIMON STOP TRYING 2 CARESS // DAMM I THINK YOUR STARTING 2 OBSESS // MAN YOUR FALLING BAK ,YOUE SPOST 2 PROGRESS // SAME WIT YOUR RHYMING SKILLS // U AINT THUGS , U NO U LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS // YOUR CONSTANT WEAKNESS IS MAKING ME ILL // 2/3 GET THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND TAKE AN ORAL CONTRACEPTIVE PILL // ACTUALLY MAN DONíT I WANA LAUGH WEN U GET AIDS AND YOUR BABY IS BORN STILL // FUGU CLOG UP THERE GILLS // SLICE EM UP LIKE SUSHI //

    [FuGu187]
    AIIGHT DAWG, NO NEED TO PUSH ME// IM ALWAYS INTO DISSIN 2 WUSSIES// LETS FUCK EM UP, LIKE TIGHT PUSSIES// THESE RHYMES SO SHARP THEY CUT DIAMOND// WE EASILY MOLEST THIS SIMPLE FUCK SIMON// TWO THIRDS OF YOUR RHYMES HAVE BEEN BITTEN// U NEVER SPIT A VERSE SELF WRITTEN// MAYBE YOU SHOULD PRACTICE SUM WRIST SLITTIN//YOU PURE FICTIONAL LIKE THAT BAND THE GORILLAZ// ILL PUT FOOTPRINTS IN UR ASS BIGGER THAN GODZILLA'S// LET U STAR IN IN ONE OF MY THRILLAS// YOU BE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS AND ILL BE THE KILLA// RECOGNIZE THAT WE BE MUCH ILLAAAAAAAAAA// (CUZ ANYONE NOT VOTIN FOR ME AND MIC FAILS TO SEE WE BE THE MOS AMAZING EMCEES)

    peace to 2/3 and Simon, may the best tag team win...
    Slaughterhouse II bring the beef when it's raw

    http://fugu.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk/Images/fugu2.gif

    "Tha only time you got ya crowd goin back and forth
    is at ya gay peepshow when they jackin off."

    "I could give a fuck about ya race
    but if ya wanna be black I could shit on your face."

    -FuGu

    Comment


    • #3
      Re: Ok....

      Originally posted by Two Thirds
      If I don't hear from him by Tuesday, this is gonna have to be a handicapped match, and I'll just spit two verses at once.
      ooooh, big bad boy huh? think you can take on the two of us huh? LOL jus playin witcha...
      nah we'll just wait for Simple, i can alter the deadline if need be. so ya dont need to stress yourself or anything.

      p.s. please delete your post so the two battle verses will be 2gether. ill delete this one as soon as ur verses r dropped or u give me sum sort of reply.

      peace
      Slaughterhouse II bring the beef when it's raw

      http://fugu.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk/Images/fugu2.gif

      "Tha only time you got ya crowd goin back and forth
      is at ya gay peepshow when they jackin off."

      "I could give a fuck about ya race
      but if ya wanna be black I could shit on your face."

      -FuGu

      Comment


      • #4
        Here we go....

        Aight. MIC, delete your "spare" posts in here, I'll do the same, and if Fugu's around, have him do it as well.

        Ok, we've got two teams here, with two VERY different styles. Let's see how this goes....

        Simple Simon
        Please dont have kids, it's enough/
        you married to wackness, fact is, with you, even that shit asked for a pre-nup/
        you entered with skin, and leave dust/
        in the pack of a vaccuum cleana/
        spineless, your cerebral still thinks that it has a mind to beat us/
        you stepped in and got your feet stuck/
        knees deep, pleadin to me for freedom/
        you'll get beat down and taken to space, so you could get beat up/
        we on top of the world, you both struggling, staggering beneath us/
        you probably called Batman to help you grapple up to meet us/
        FuGu and his little boyfriend tried on me to get live/
        I forgot to inform the guys, when I rhyme?/
        I spit on the MIC/
        your raps just hittin on Si like you askin for a date/
        I'ma spray this gauge across your face and eat you cuz youre
        spongecake/
        you been here longer,
        newbies come bargin claiming they stronger than/
        we entered as legends, you left like frauds and charlatans/
        we blocked the entrance as soon as we stepped in/
        there's no way out of this bout like you were trapped and left in
        Puffy's first record/
        outta the closet? hand me some hangas,/
        i run down faggots in taxi cabs/
        spill blood all over their maxi-pads/
        we're the champs man, this belt, you can't have it/
        the only way you'll beat us in this tag match is if you practice black magic/
        blast your toy mansion/
        massacre idle passengers/
        in your play boat for baths/
        have you readin actual bible passages/
        make you truly sad you contested the best newbies/
        that ever battled
        We turn our competitors into groupies/


        2/3
        You'd toss the salads of AIDS patients just to say you spit some 'ill shit'/
        I'll rape your sister, take her braces, and make a razor blade to kill you with /
        The spare clit in her slit must've resulted from all the inbreeding /
        I'm defeating your style with ease. Because, like your hairline, it's receding. /
        You're pleading for clemency. You'll get no stay. I'll show no mercy. /
        Adversely, down on your knees, screaming "Please 2/3, don't hurt me!!"/
        Simon and I play a game referred to as "Fatal Rhymin'" /
        It's more fun than the night the MIC broke Fugu's anal hymen /
        Timing's great Fugu, I'd ask you to join us over MIC's corpse and pray. /
        But you've already been on your knees all day, getting gay in the alleyway /
        Say, accusing me of ghostwriting isn't just lying, it's more like purgery./
        When I'm done with you, you'll be beyond the helping hand of plastic surgery /
        That's it, you're urging me to tell you the truth about your rhymes and hooks /
        Truth is, you couldn't spit rhymes if you chewed up pages from a poetry book /
        The angel on my 'left' shoulder is begging me with all his heart to be nice /
        But the devil is 'right' in telling me to go hard and end your sorry life /
        Talkin' about "killing you softly", shit, you wish I was all filler like Lauryn Hill. /
        Oh, the humor in the irony of pegging you to death with pain killer pills./
        And why all the fuss about Sushi? Remind you of your vaginal stench?/
        Couldn't fix your broke ass rhymes if your toungue was a mechanical wrench./


        edit: typo: bar 20, "your"
        Last edited by Two Thirds; 07-24-2001, 09:37 AM.



        I'm a stuck, starving artist.
        Vincent Van Going nowhere.
        Sold my silver souls to the devil.
        Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
        Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
        Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
        Into the full view.
        Do you see me as suitable...
        to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



        Comment


        • #5
          Voting....

          Aight im gunna paste the hottest lines from each MC...

          ~1st set~

          "EASY DISSIN, SIMPLES ALWAYS GOT A DOPPY SMILE // 2/3 WISHING HE WAS A THUG, WRITING HIS OWN POLICE FILE //"

          "THESE RHYMES SO SHARP THEY CUT DIAMOND// WE EASILY MOLEST THIS SIMPLE FUCK SIMON// TWO THIRDS OF YOUR RHYMES HAVE BEEN BITTEN// U NEVER SPIT A VERSE SELF WRITTEN//"


          ~2nd Set of verses~

          "Couldn't fix your broke ass rhymes if your toungue was a mechanical wrench./"

          "Please dont have kids, it's enough/
          you married to wackness, fact is, with you, even that shit asked for a pre-nup/"

          2/3 & Simple

          *Judgin from the ones ive pasted and the other metaphors used, the flow of the rhymes and the general punchin...I'd say 2/3 and Simple Simon win it...2/3 and simon got some mad different styles which worked well cuz most of the lines were good to read and some funny shit was in there, kept me interested....

          MIC & Fugu

          *I liked MIC's and Fugu's verses cuz they had some clever wordplay which I highlighted, some damn good rhymin...nice flow to both verses but I dont think they hit hard enough when attempted...and some good metaphors used but not AS good as 2/3 and simon...

          Vote ~ 2/3 & Simon

          Thats some HOT shit by both teams...no beefin' just votin'

          ~Vote's Needed~

          *So Solid Player Vs CoNtRoVeRsIaL*

          Comment


          • #6
            yo thanx so solid

            1-0

            all my and fugus verses r blind so take that in2 consideration wen voteing

            im out till next wendsday so 2/3 keep the score registred and ill post up my and fugus next verse wendsday the 1st of augustso keep score 2/3 and ill catch u we i back
            http://www.overgrow.com/edge/gallery/6687/m.i.c.jpg
            Respect to lil ells for hosting my pic

            Originally posted by M.I.C.
            I quit this battle, this is CORRUPT!!!!!

            M.I.C you and everyone on this board is Corrupt!!!!!!
            M.I.C. WAS LOOSING OUR NAME BATTLE WITH 1 DAY TO GO SO HE QUIT. he is no man and i have lost all respect i had for him.

            Comment


            • #7
              my vote

              I vote for m.i.c and FuGu, basicly, i fuckin loved it
              good use of meatorphors, very direct and it has a series of great diss's


              keep it up guys


              VOTE= M.I.C and FuGu


              SWEEN DOGG

              KEEPIN IT REAL
              PEACE
              Only a few of us left

              Comment


              • #8
                Uppin

                vote people vote... just uppin

                Comment


                • #9
                  well all 4 of you spit tight shit, but i was feelin 2/3 and simon more, they spit some hard hittin disses and had extremely creative vocabs( remove your sisters braces to make razors to cut you ) thats ill shit. yall did good but im feeling them more.


                  vote = 2/3 & simple simon
                  Battle Record 25 - 6.
                  Official Winner of FT1.
                  http://www.dferecordz.com/gru.jpg
                  A coward dies a thousand deaths,
                  a soldier only dies but one.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Goddamn...

                    Stop sleeping. This is a battle..not a bed...



                    I'm a stuck, starving artist.
                    Vincent Van Going nowhere.
                    Sold my silver souls to the devil.
                    Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
                    Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
                    Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
                    Into the full view.
                    Do you see me as suitable...
                    to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



                    Comment


                    • #11
                      i liked all verses and it was quite even until two thirds verse, which i though was really nicely constructed. lots of nice clever lines, liked the hymen line :D

                      vote = simon & 2/3
                      http://dalux.dmusic.com

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                      • #12
                        Thank you.

                        I appreciate the compliment:
                        "it was quite even until two thirds verse" ...

                        ...and I appreciate the vote even more.


                        3-1, Simon and I.



                        I'm a stuck, starving artist.
                        Vincent Van Going nowhere.
                        Sold my silver souls to the devil.
                        Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
                        Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
                        Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
                        Into the full view.
                        Do you see me as suitable...
                        to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Up.

                          Up.



                          I'm a stuck, starving artist.
                          Vincent Van Going nowhere.
                          Sold my silver souls to the devil.
                          Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
                          Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
                          Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
                          Into the full view.
                          Do you see me as suitable...
                          to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



                          Comment


                          • #14
                            up

                            up



                            I'm a stuck, starving artist.
                            Vincent Van Going nowhere.
                            Sold my silver souls to the devil.
                            Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
                            Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
                            Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
                            Into the full view.
                            Do you see me as suitable...
                            to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



                            Comment


                            • #15
                              i voted on this, some of you vote on my audio battle vs emhyr
                              please need some more votes
                              http://dalux.dmusic.com

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