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  • ***VOTE - 2/3 vs. Emyhr *** Calling you out, punk.

    20-30 bars, first to 5, one round, no dickride/crew/hate votes. 150 post minimum required to vote. good reason must be given for each vote.

    You're a hypocondriac, always mistakingly thinkin' you're ill //
    Doctor made you turn and cough twice, queer, when you asked him for a re-feel. // (refill; prescription)
    You could be Jill with a toilet brush and you still wouldn't know Jack shit //
    Like Furhman with OJ's glove, you're about to throw the perfect fit //
    You almost got "it". Well, got the "t", but "i" slipped past //
    Blasted you from the back clearing way for two new knee caps //
    Ya head's a Satanic Mass, cuz it carries to much God Damned dead weight //
    Splittin' ya atoms, I grab your molecules and then i collate //
    Like a boat full of Charles Manson's victims, I'm makin' ya head row-Tate // (Sharon Tate, murder victim)
    Fashionably late like your sister's period after our first date //
    Isn't it grate, how I grind your style up like parmesean? //
    So goddamn chicken shit, might as well change ya name to Farmer John //
    Can't be wrong, left you so far back you'll never be right again //
    You such a square, you more herb than Madison's Garden // (Madison Square Garden; garden = herbs and plants)
    Like an empty old can of hair spray, your game is way out of style//
    Your idea of fair play is raping babies below the foul pole for a while //
    Ya pro-filed like manilla folders in the hands of experts //
    So whack, if you were a rich man at a soup kitchen, you'd still get served //
    You flex worse verses than book worms at fitness competitions //
    I'll win this battle without dividing brain cells, fuck a split decision //
    Fuck what you learned in kindergarten, there are only two letters you need to know //
    I devoured 34 alphanumerics, but, for you, I saved the K and O // (24 letters, plus digits 0-9)


    Edit: got rid of the bold, and changed punchline markers from asterisks to underscores.

    Last edited by Two Thirds; 08-12-2001, 11:22 AM.



    I'm a stuck, starving artist.
    Vincent Van Going nowhere.
    Sold my silver souls to the devil.
    Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
    Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
    Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
    Into the full view.
    Do you see me as suitable...
    to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?




  • #2
    Up.

    Uppin' before bed. Try and reply to this today (Saturday - 8/11), Emyhr.



    I'm a stuck, starving artist.
    Vincent Van Going nowhere.
    Sold my silver souls to the devil.
    Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
    Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
    Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
    Into the full view.
    Do you see me as suitable...
    to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



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    • #3
      yo i post in a few hours

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      • #4
        Dayumm...!!

        Tight verse 2/3's....I Loved tha last 2 lines.that shit was illmatic...
        I Wouldnt be suprised if Emyhr dont show up....You no EVE 6 dont rap anymore.......HaHa..Tight verse dog.

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        • #5
          Aight.

          I've seen you on here twice today since you've responded. Stop ducking.



          I'm a stuck, starving artist.
          Vincent Van Going nowhere.
          Sold my silver souls to the devil.
          Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
          Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
          Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
          Into the full view.
          Do you see me as suitable...
          to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



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          • #6
            lol..you bitch waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much..

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            • #7
              Hah.

              "lol..you bitch waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much.."

              What's your point?



              I'm a stuck, starving artist.
              Vincent Van Going nowhere.
              Sold my silver souls to the devil.
              Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
              Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
              Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
              Into the full view.
              Do you see me as suitable...
              to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



              Comment


              • #8
                Uppin.

                C'mon homey, post a verse.



                I'm a stuck, starving artist.
                Vincent Van Going nowhere.
                Sold my silver souls to the devil.
                Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
                Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
                Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
                Into the full view.
                Do you see me as suitable...
                to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



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                • #9
                  Up.

                  "I Wouldnt be suprised if Emyhr dont show up..."


                  ...post. This is getting ridiculous. You know goddamn well that it don't take two days to post up 20 bars. And, you know the only way it could POSSIBLY take that long is if you were rackin' your head for punchlines and pre-writing.

                  Said you were gonna whoop my ass. Lets see it, sweetheart.


                  ...oh, and come to think of it, I haven't even seen a single thread touched by you in 2 days... What's the problem? I mean, you're all up on the board, active, running ya mouth, tellin' people you're gonna whoop my ass. I call you out, and you're nowhere to be found. Coincidence?
                  Last edited by Two Thirds; 08-13-2001, 11:30 AM.



                  I'm a stuck, starving artist.
                  Vincent Van Going nowhere.
                  Sold my silver souls to the devil.
                  Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
                  Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
                  Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
                  Into the full view.
                  Do you see me as suitable...
                  to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Up.

                    Up.



                    I'm a stuck, starving artist.
                    Vincent Van Going nowhere.
                    Sold my silver souls to the devil.
                    Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
                    Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
                    Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
                    Into the full view.
                    Do you see me as suitable...
                    to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



                    Comment


                    • #11
                      up.

                      up



                      I'm a stuck, starving artist.
                      Vincent Van Going nowhere.
                      Sold my silver souls to the devil.
                      Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
                      Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
                      Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
                      Into the full view.
                      Do you see me as suitable...
                      to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



                      Comment

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