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  • Fuck it - SCARFACE vs. PURPLEHAZE - FINALS

    Ok, I'm aching to leave this board for good. I ain't gonna wait anymore to tie up loose ends. Sorry $o $olid, but you're getting a DQ. Simply took too long. Nothin' personal, I just want to finish my tournament.

    So, this is the final matchup of my tournament. Scarface and Purplehaze have both dropped some crucial shit along the way, and will be going at it in a THREE ROUND matchup. Why three? - Because I'm dishing out $20, and I want to get my money's worth.

    I want to see the illest punchlines you guys can possibly muster up. Hold nothing back, be as venomous and sarcastic and clever as possible. I want you to leave my jaw on the floor. I'm expecting good shit from both of you, so lets see it.

    To level the playing field and assure the purity of your punches, all verses will be MAILED TO ME, and I will post them up myself. That way, each of you are spitting blindly, and neither of you have any sort of advantage not attributed to your own skill. If ya don't like it, tough cookies, take a DQ. I'm sure your oppononent won't mind.

    The two of you can mail me all three verses at once if you like. Just be sure to label them in the subject of your e-mail as follows:

    [2/3 Tourney] Verse 1
    [2/3 Tourney] Verse 2
    [2/3 Tourney] Verse 3

    If they aren't labeled like that, I might accidentally deleted them, because I get a lot of junkmail, and well, shit happens.

    Ok, we clear on everything so far? Great.

    Now, for the rules of the battle itself...pretty standard, I guess.

    20-30 lines (That's 10-15 BARS)

    I'm going to be judging punchlines, puns, and wordplay mostly. If a punch makes me laugh out loud, it's worth 5 points. If it makes me crack a smile, 3 points. If I think it's good, but nothing superb, 1 point. And, if it doesn't move me at all, it ain't worth jack shit. Rhyming does matter, but it's not going to really affect my decision too much. But, if I end up with the same amount of points for each of you, then I'll take rhyme scheme into consideration. So, it'd be wise to try and make that hot too.

    You two have until SATURDAY NIGHT, August 18th to get all three of your verses into me. I want you to mail them to [email protected].

    Good luck to the both of you. Lets do dis sheeit.



    I'm a stuck, starving artist.
    Vincent Van Going nowhere.
    Sold my silver souls to the devil.
    Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
    Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
    Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
    Into the full view.
    Do you see me as suitable...
    to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?




  • #2
    Up.

    Uppin' for these cats. Reply when you two have seen this.



    I'm a stuck, starving artist.
    Vincent Van Going nowhere.
    Sold my silver souls to the devil.
    Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
    Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
    Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
    Into the full view.
    Do you see me as suitable...
    to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



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    • #3
      checked in, will have my verse to you probably tonight

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      • #4
        k man im checkin in , ill send all 3 verses to you on saturday evening , possibly earlier ,

        peace

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        • #5
          Word.

          Try getting all three of 'em to me ASAP. Seriously, I want to cut myself off from this board, but I ain't gonna leave you two hanging. Just try and be quick, but don't sacrifice quality for time. Damn, I'm one hard motherfucker to please...



          I'm a stuck, starving artist.
          Vincent Van Going nowhere.
          Sold my silver souls to the devil.
          Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
          Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
          Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
          Into the full view.
          Do you see me as suitable...
          to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



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          • #6
            2/3 i've sent you my verses..check your e-mail

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            • #7
              damm , ill try to get em to ya by 2moro ,

              will u post this battle on the boards 2/3rds? just to let peeps see it and shit ,

              peace

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              • #8
                he better..lol

                extract from my verses

                "Just remember Iím Legend-dairy - Like Myths about milk/"

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                • #9
                  good luck scarface....well i take that back..lol

                  nah i know you got some dope shit lined up so this should be the best battle seen on this board

                  2/3 - once you get both sets of verse set up a new thread

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                  • #10
                    Hell yes.

                    "nah i know you got some dope shit lined up so this should be the best battle seen on this board "

                    That's what I'm hoping for.

                    If only ya'll knew what I know right now. Bombs are gonna drop, trust me. I'm talkin Hall of Fame battle right here...



                    I'm a stuck, starving artist.
                    Vincent Van Going nowhere.
                    Sold my silver souls to the devil.
                    Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
                    Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
                    Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
                    Into the full view.
                    Do you see me as suitable...
                    to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



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                    • #11
                      yeah.....and INVINCE gon' get a sneek peek...right?

                      pz
                      playformore.org , One Year Millionaire Blog

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                      • #12
                        scarface has finished his..he said he might wait for inspiration though!

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                        • #13
                          ok man , i got mine set out to ya , check your mail and get this shit crackin!!

                          hope u enjoy ,
                          peace

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