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    Sittin here at work, had some lines come to mind. I'm done battlin' on here, so I figured I'd just throw these out there...

    So soft, hairsprayed ya pictures just to harden your image./

    Rewriting your rhymes, trying to re-verse the odds against ya./

    Like raps written to you in classifieds, my style's ad-versely affectin' ya./

    More queer than a 3 dollar bill in Richard Simmons' fanny pack. /


    Laugh, or some shit.



    I'm a stuck, starving artist.
    Vincent Van Going nowhere.
    Sold my silver souls to the devil.
    Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
    Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
    Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
    Into the full view.
    Do you see me as suitable...
    to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?




  • #2
    why are you done battlin on here?

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    • #3
      Because...

      I just got asked to join two of the illest battle crews on the web. So, when I do text battling, I'm keeping it strictly to that. That aside, I'm done with netceeing... especially on this board. There's been an influx of whack heads lately. I might sound like a cocky motherfucker, but this board is - for the most part - whack as fuck. I see a lot of people on here that don't know jack shit about spitting, and it's discouraging. Go take a look at some other boards around the web and compare the quality of verses being dropped on those to the verses being dropped here. It's ridiculous.

      I'll leave a retarded, melodramatic little "Props/Fuck You/Farewell" post once my tourney's done with.



      I'm a stuck, starving artist.
      Vincent Van Going nowhere.
      Sold my silver souls to the devil.
      Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
      Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
      Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
      Into the full view.
      Do you see me as suitable...
      to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



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      • #4
        yo thats tru bout this being full of wack ass bitches latly,
        good look in your crus dawg,
        peace
        SAIGON - The Greatest Story Never Told : Coming Soon

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        • #5
          TRU, TRU

          but im not one of them whack cats , am i ?

          pz
          playformore.org , One Year Millionaire Blog

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          • #6
            LOL.

            ".....:::::MC HOTLIST:::::.....
            **Purplehaze**
            1. Xplicit"

            why am i in stars ill rhymer?


            "Giddy up, Phallus!"

            ...I'm kidding.



            I'm a stuck, starving artist.
            Vincent Van Going nowhere.
            Sold my silver souls to the devil.
            Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
            Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
            Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
            Into the full view.
            Do you see me as suitable...
            to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



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            • #7
              Heh.

              Invince, you're probably more experienced than I. I doubt I'd have any room to say anything bad about you, dude.



              I'm a stuck, starving artist.
              Vincent Van Going nowhere.
              Sold my silver souls to the devil.
              Hoping he'll throw up a gold pair.
              Mostly concerned... with my own interests... as per usual.
              Foolishly pursuing the fruit of what's removable.
              Into the full view.
              Do you see me as suitable...
              to prove to the world that my beautiful dream is simply doable?



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              • #8
                youz in stars cos i think your the best on here
                SAIGON - The Greatest Story Never Told : Coming Soon

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                • #9
                  Re: Heh.

                  Originally posted by Two Thirds
                  Invince, you're probably more experienced than I. I doubt I'd have any room to say anything bad about you, dude.
                  yeah thanks, atleast someone on this site aint dickrydin or knows the fundermentals of rap battling.....

                  pz
                  playformore.org , One Year Millionaire Blog

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                  • #10
                    i gotta few more punch lines.....cause thats what i figured this whole thread was about......here goes nuthin:

                    you couldn't jump into a *gay novel* and set the strory *straight*

                    i'll walk into your psych-ward and straight jack it

                    if your gay parade gets to loud, yall gonna end up *blowin* a *speaker*

                    you could be ona high fibre diet, and your shit still wouldnt flow

                    you wouldn't be *ruth-less* if you traded the *babe*

                    you wouldn't be a G if you came after F

                    you wouldn't be hardcore if your name was Jenna J

                    your shits as prewritten as the bible

                    those were just ones i used before in battles................more to come when more battles occur.......and yes.....invince..we battled b4 when u was munk..........and i got much respect for u and 2/3's................

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Tha Blunder

                      those were just ones i used before in battles................more to come when more battles occur.......and yes.....invince..we battled b4 when u was munk..........and i got much respect for u and 2/3's................ [/B]
                      sorry, i dont really remember my battles as munk, but anyways, ill be battling yu soon in the league.....

                      pz
                      playformore.org , One Year Millionaire Blog

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                      • #12
                        nice lines 2/3rds, the best was the harden your image line ,

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