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*Vote* 6 vs. rabidlab *Vote*
i said i would wait till tomorrow, well its 4:50 AM and I just finished writin my verse... well shit, its this late, and i'm really not in the right mind to judge if this is any good right now, but here it is...
MAX 30 BARS, FIRST TO 5 VOTES, NO DICKRIDIN OR HATE
happ'ly-rippin wackly-written raps, untactfully-bitten,
too obvious, so quit and add lobbyist to your hobby-list
when they see your rhymes they say "it's probly-his, he copied-this", so call me your benefactor,
run you down in a car, a truck, a train and then-a-tractor,
i plan-a-mission, pack my ammunition,
come on, rabidlab, look what man-you-dissin,
your battlin is nigh babblin, its meaningless,
i poke a couple fuckin holes in you like seamstresses,
what you witness is a man on my hit-list,
burn the face of your mistress with acid like citrus,
and imma lay this rap over a fast-song,
cuz when your rabid you're mean, but you dont last-long,
at rhymin competitions, i straight up stomp-who-listens,
your precipice is perilous, im bombin like a terrorist,
you tryin to battle me is like poland declaring war on russia,
because it takes a stupid muthafucka,
i crush-a, labrador, dissin me, the matador,
fuck your shit up like a saboteur, to my principal you're the janitor,
you were at home while me n your girl were makin a fetus,
hell, you had the chance, you must lisp worse than anthony keidis,
i strike fear in mcs with my oral dexterity,
dont worry rabidlab you got every right to be scared-of-me,
you dont stack up, you'd get ripped by my stagehands,
rhymin like that, you must have nothin but gay fans,
i never get burnt like pyrex, i rock harder than silex,
while your rhymes are a fucking mess like airline-wrecks,
must be hard tryin to rhyme next, cuz both me and you know
that this is a blind text, im a dope emcee and you blow
take me to court? ill straight up leave your attorneys-scarred,
when in thirty-bars i left you disgraced, like dirty-cars.
Notes: a lobbyist is a receptionist, a benefactor is someone who supplies something, usually money but in this case lyrics,
Anthony Keidis is the lead singer of Red Hot Chili Peppers but if you've ever heard him talk he lisps..
Pyrex is tempered glass used for test tubes n such, Silex is a substance in quartz, and thats it... peace and good luck to rabidlab
MAX 30 BARS, FIRST TO 5 VOTES, NO DICKRIDIN OR HATE
happ'ly-rippin wackly-written raps, untactfully-bitten,
too obvious, so quit and add lobbyist to your hobby-list
when they see your rhymes they say "it's probly-his, he copied-this", so call me your benefactor,
run you down in a car, a truck, a train and then-a-tractor,
i plan-a-mission, pack my ammunition,
come on, rabidlab, look what man-you-dissin,
your battlin is nigh babblin, its meaningless,
i poke a couple fuckin holes in you like seamstresses,
what you witness is a man on my hit-list,
burn the face of your mistress with acid like citrus,
and imma lay this rap over a fast-song,
cuz when your rabid you're mean, but you dont last-long,
at rhymin competitions, i straight up stomp-who-listens,
your precipice is perilous, im bombin like a terrorist,
you tryin to battle me is like poland declaring war on russia,
because it takes a stupid muthafucka,
i crush-a, labrador, dissin me, the matador,
fuck your shit up like a saboteur, to my principal you're the janitor,
you were at home while me n your girl were makin a fetus,
hell, you had the chance, you must lisp worse than anthony keidis,
i strike fear in mcs with my oral dexterity,
dont worry rabidlab you got every right to be scared-of-me,
you dont stack up, you'd get ripped by my stagehands,
rhymin like that, you must have nothin but gay fans,
i never get burnt like pyrex, i rock harder than silex,
while your rhymes are a fucking mess like airline-wrecks,
must be hard tryin to rhyme next, cuz both me and you know
that this is a blind text, im a dope emcee and you blow
take me to court? ill straight up leave your attorneys-scarred,
when in thirty-bars i left you disgraced, like dirty-cars.
Notes: a lobbyist is a receptionist, a benefactor is someone who supplies something, usually money but in this case lyrics,
Anthony Keidis is the lead singer of Red Hot Chili Peppers but if you've ever heard him talk he lisps..
Pyrex is tempered glass used for test tubes n such, Silex is a substance in quartz, and thats it... peace and good luck to rabidlab
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