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  • The Slick Jesus Vs Swamp Gremlin

    ok 10-20 line, 5 votes, no dickriding crew votes etc.

    here we go...

    Swamp is the name of the fool who dared a challenge to battle// the only ass you recieve is from a heard of stranded cattle// well maybe not you are from the sewers// you stink so bad at rhyming you use it for rats as a lure// last time i saw you you was in the middle of an ANAL TRAIN// you couldn't be fly if you had an airplane// the battles ive seen you in just make me laugh out loud// when i blow up it'll be in a mushroom cloud// you're flows are so ugly you got turned down by a retard// hows ur ass? i heard about u and bow wows body guard// did you get stitches too or are you real loose?// the only battles you ever win is over spousal abuse// talent seems to be something you stay away from// hey man are you still in the hospital for a sore rectum?// so hows ur ass job going on down town?// i head you're so ugly drunk girls turn you down// do you watch hanes underware adds with great delight?// o well, just like your asshole you'll never be tight// in "who wants to wack?" you're a millionare// man call me if you ever get off MC welfare

    hey at the part where i said anal train, incase u dont know what that is, its atlsat 3 guys hitting eachothers ass all at once so they are all together like the number 333, eaach one hits the next guys ass while they get hit themselves

    no beef man, now post please
    Last edited by The Slick Jesus; 08-24-2001, 11:41 PM.

  • #2
    yo,slick JESUS i hope your prepared for the apocalypse//
    beefin with you like satan,but fuck fire i got clips//
    lettin slugs disolve in your ass like epson salt in bathtubs//
    and fuck brad pitt, i'm startin *fights* with you in *clubs*//
    ima straight slaughter you, till u have to be ressurected//
    you would never be ill,even if you was aids infected//
    the rhymes i spit have been labled grimy and gritty//
    and who the fuck u think brainwashed mcveigh to bomb oklahoma city//
    shit me and billy clint got caught redhanded rapeing monica lewinsky//
    hopped on a *unacycle* rode into the woods and bunked out with *ted kazinski*//(unabomber)
    but enough about me,lets talk about u for a minute//
    you'll be lucky to get a vote in this battle,let alone win- it//
    this whole fucken thing was a missmatch like a striped shirt and plaid shorts//
    you couldn't *serve* me kid,if we was battleing on *tennis courts*/
    Last edited by swampgremlin; 08-25-2001, 01:42 AM.
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    • #3
      its not really a contest all you gotta do is be able to read and you can see who won.
      for all you kids spittin corny lines,keep it in the lab till you evolve a little.

      vote=swamp

      purely a better flow and many more disses.....

      one love keep flowin...GRAVITY

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      • #4
        speakin of corny lines grav, "You couldnt be ill if you had (any disease here)" and any variation of it is played as hell, especially AIDs and cancer. swampgremlin used that one.
        My breath is disastrous
        And I'll bet cash at the bottom of your style is my name next to an asterisk

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        • #5
          Originally posted by 6
          speakin of corny lines grav, "You couldnt be ill if you had (any disease here)" and any variation of it is played as hell, especially AIDs and cancer. swampgremlin used that one.
          so is that a vote for me or just an opinion?

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          • #6
            i will be gone for most of the day and i am leaving now so VOTE

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            • #7
              i do agree with u 6 that is played out but i was in a hurry to get to bed and just had to come up with somthin,i had some other good lines in there though i thought.

              WE NEED VOTES PLEASE!
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              • #8
                we need some votes yall
                click here to make money doing nuthin

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                • #9
                  wow we gots tons of votes...

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                  • #10
                    VOTE

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                    • #11
                      my vote go to slick jesus cuz he killed me with that line the only ass u got was from a stranded cattle. that shit was funny


                      vote=slick jesus
                      defeated list

                      dexta- double xl- phizzle- hollow pointz- illest- razael- lyrikally lost- xtacy- sikotic- jady- underworld- peel junkee- purplehaze2701- dj scidazals- ray thunder- catastrophe-millzma$ta- drakk-I.e-freestyla122
                      http://www.geocities.com/fusion1121/du7.gif herbs die slow

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                      • #12
                        sweet, 1-1, vote up

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                        • #13
                          ok thats great,not complaining but does anyone else want to vote over a funny line then do it now
                          click here to make money doing nuthin

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                          • #14
                            vote= swampgremlin. shit was descent he got u with the tennis court metaphore. slick jesus your shit was straight too though i was feelin some of it.
                            " ill rep an old english d til i die, mad props for detroit peeps."

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                            • #15
                              great i got ya on my one good metaphor haha just like u got me
                              click here to make money doing nuthin

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