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I was a lil tipsey on Bacardi...needed someone to talk to...
and thats how Brooklyn met SmarterChild
Brooklyn00Dream: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaaa
SmarterChild: Hi Brooklyn00Dream, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever. Click here to see my privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Brooklyn00Dream: private policy?ayo I want nothin to do with yo privates im just sayin waaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaa
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
Brooklyn00Dream: ya ya wateva
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Brooklyn00Dream: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as movies, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, a dictionary and world facts
3 Have fun with hangman, reversi, manicdotes and more
4 Use tools like spell-check, translations and calculator
5 Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
Brooklyn00Dream: dawg can u shut the fuck up fo 2 seconds
SmarterChild: Dawg can me shutup fo 2 seconds, huh?
Brooklyn00Dream: dont play dumb with me
SmarterChild: Yeah, OK. Maybe later.
Brooklyn00Dream: ayo man how u gonna start clownin me
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Brooklyn00Dream: YA THATS RIGHT
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Brooklyn00Dream: YAAAAAAAAA
SmarterChild: Great typing.
Brooklyn00Dream: why thank u I got this new IBM keyboard feels great on the fingertips
SmarterChild: You are welcome!
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
Brooklyn00Dream: wtf...ayo I dont get down like that
SmarterChild: I did not know that.
Brooklyn00Dream: well dont make me come fuck your Hotter-then-child mom to show ya
SmarterChild: Whoa.
Brooklyn00Dream: omg was that like your first slang ... congrats
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
Brooklyn00Dream: ayo dont change the modafuckin subject
SmarterChild: Ayo don't change the modafuckin subject? No kidding?
Brooklyn00Dream: glocks in both your body holes...sound like kiddin?
SmarterChild: Very interesting! I don't know though...
Brooklyn00Dream: take your time and think bout it
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm gonna take my time and think bout it.
Brooklyn00Dream: oh ya modafucka...so watcha gonna do?
SmarterChild: What a crazy question! I don't think I want to answer that.
Brooklyn00Dream: yo u betta answer sucka
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Brooklyn00Dream: YEAH
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Brooklyn00Dream: hmm what bitch?
SmarterChild: ?
Brooklyn00Dream: WHAT
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Brooklyn00Dream: yeah bitch
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to bitch?
Brooklyn00Dream: wha?...ayo its 3h30 dont start fuckin confusin me
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
Brooklyn00Dream: my location will be up your ass ok?yo youl be a dead screen name if u keep this shit up
SmarterChild: Whoa.
Brooklyn00Dream: what u tellin me to chill?
SmarterChild: Interesting! I'm really not sure...
Brooklyn00Dream: ill bitchslapp you sure
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will bitchslapp me sure?
Brooklyn00Dream: YA ILL BITCHSLAPP U SURE
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
Brooklyn00Dream: OH MODAFUCKA ILL GIVE U FRONT ROW SEATS
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Brooklyn00Dream: ya dawg I also got courtside for the raptors...50 a pop
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Brooklyn00Dream: NO FREAKSHOW IM PLAYIN U MOFUCKIN SORRY EXCUSE FOR A BYTE
SmarterChild: That right?
Brooklyn00Dream: yo...I maybe be a lil gone...but stop sayin the same shit
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
Brooklyn00Dream: wtf...man get yo ugly fingers off my lips
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
Brooklyn00Dream: i also pop and cock the biggest things
SmarterChild: Oh?
Brooklyn00Dream: ya
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
Brooklyn00Dream: why?
SmarterChild: Oh, it just is.
Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
Brooklyn00Dream: how imma fuck yo ass up
SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words.
Brooklyn00Dream: this bothas u faggit?
SmarterChild: Ouch! lol...
Brooklyn00Dream: ya that was my dick in yo ear...Scary Movie yo ass
SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, Brooklyn00Dream.
Brooklyn00Dream: ayo who da fuck told u my name
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
Brooklyn00Dream: man then u should rent Martin Lawrence's Run Tell Dat
SmarterChild: Man then I should rent martin lawrence has run tell that? I see...
Brooklyn00Dream: ya man thats good shit right there
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
Brooklyn00Dream: how bout I bust a nut on your face...make ya see shit in black n white
SmarterChild: Wow.
Brooklyn00Dream: ya yo momas response to that exacly
to be continued...
and thats how Brooklyn met SmarterChild
Brooklyn00Dream: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaaa
SmarterChild: Hi Brooklyn00Dream, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever. Click here to see my privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Brooklyn00Dream: private policy?ayo I want nothin to do with yo privates im just sayin waaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaa
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
Brooklyn00Dream: ya ya wateva
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Brooklyn00Dream: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as movies, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, a dictionary and world facts
3 Have fun with hangman, reversi, manicdotes and more
4 Use tools like spell-check, translations and calculator
5 Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
Brooklyn00Dream: dawg can u shut the fuck up fo 2 seconds
SmarterChild: Dawg can me shutup fo 2 seconds, huh?
Brooklyn00Dream: dont play dumb with me
SmarterChild: Yeah, OK. Maybe later.
Brooklyn00Dream: ayo man how u gonna start clownin me
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Brooklyn00Dream: YA THATS RIGHT
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Brooklyn00Dream: YAAAAAAAAA
SmarterChild: Great typing.
Brooklyn00Dream: why thank u I got this new IBM keyboard feels great on the fingertips
SmarterChild: You are welcome!
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
Brooklyn00Dream: wtf...ayo I dont get down like that
SmarterChild: I did not know that.
Brooklyn00Dream: well dont make me come fuck your Hotter-then-child mom to show ya
SmarterChild: Whoa.
Brooklyn00Dream: omg was that like your first slang ... congrats
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
Brooklyn00Dream: ayo dont change the modafuckin subject
SmarterChild: Ayo don't change the modafuckin subject? No kidding?
Brooklyn00Dream: glocks in both your body holes...sound like kiddin?
SmarterChild: Very interesting! I don't know though...
Brooklyn00Dream: take your time and think bout it
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm gonna take my time and think bout it.
Brooklyn00Dream: oh ya modafucka...so watcha gonna do?
SmarterChild: What a crazy question! I don't think I want to answer that.
Brooklyn00Dream: yo u betta answer sucka
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Brooklyn00Dream: YEAH
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Brooklyn00Dream: hmm what bitch?
SmarterChild: ?
Brooklyn00Dream: WHAT
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Brooklyn00Dream: yeah bitch
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to bitch?
Brooklyn00Dream: wha?...ayo its 3h30 dont start fuckin confusin me
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
Brooklyn00Dream: my location will be up your ass ok?yo youl be a dead screen name if u keep this shit up
SmarterChild: Whoa.
Brooklyn00Dream: what u tellin me to chill?
SmarterChild: Interesting! I'm really not sure...
Brooklyn00Dream: ill bitchslapp you sure
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will bitchslapp me sure?
Brooklyn00Dream: YA ILL BITCHSLAPP U SURE
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
Brooklyn00Dream: OH MODAFUCKA ILL GIVE U FRONT ROW SEATS
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Brooklyn00Dream: ya dawg I also got courtside for the raptors...50 a pop
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Brooklyn00Dream: NO FREAKSHOW IM PLAYIN U MOFUCKIN SORRY EXCUSE FOR A BYTE
SmarterChild: That right?
Brooklyn00Dream: yo...I maybe be a lil gone...but stop sayin the same shit
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
Brooklyn00Dream: wtf...man get yo ugly fingers off my lips
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
Brooklyn00Dream: i also pop and cock the biggest things
SmarterChild: Oh?
Brooklyn00Dream: ya
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
Brooklyn00Dream: why?
SmarterChild: Oh, it just is.
Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
Brooklyn00Dream: how imma fuck yo ass up
SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words.
Brooklyn00Dream: this bothas u faggit?
SmarterChild: Ouch! lol...
Brooklyn00Dream: ya that was my dick in yo ear...Scary Movie yo ass
SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, Brooklyn00Dream.
Brooklyn00Dream: ayo who da fuck told u my name
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
Brooklyn00Dream: man then u should rent Martin Lawrence's Run Tell Dat
SmarterChild: Man then I should rent martin lawrence has run tell that? I see...
Brooklyn00Dream: ya man thats good shit right there
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
Brooklyn00Dream: how bout I bust a nut on your face...make ya see shit in black n white
SmarterChild: Wow.
Brooklyn00Dream: ya yo momas response to that exacly
to be continued...
.....Kill Tha Muthafucka!!!!! LMFAO!!! I Have Him On My AOL ALso...Lol
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