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  • Brooklyn VS SmarterChild ... First Eva Incounter

    I was a lil tipsey on Bacardi...needed someone to talk to...
    and thats how Brooklyn met SmarterChild

    Brooklyn00Dream: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaaa

    SmarterChild: Hi Brooklyn00Dream, I'm SmarterChild!

    I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever. Click here to see my privacy policy.

    Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

    May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)

    Brooklyn00Dream: private policy?ayo I want nothin to do with yo privates im just sayin waaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaa

    SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."

    Brooklyn00Dream: ya ya wateva

    SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

    There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

    1 Over 17
    2 13-17
    3 Under 13
    Brooklyn00Dream: 1

    SmarterChild: Cool!

    Here's what you can do:

    1 Get info such as movies, sports and weather
    2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, a dictionary and world facts
    3 Have fun with hangman, reversi, manicdotes and more
    4 Use tools like spell-check, translations and calculator
    5 Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
    6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

    You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

    Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

    What would you like to do?

    Brooklyn00Dream: dawg can u shut the fuck up fo 2 seconds
    SmarterChild: Dawg can me shutup fo 2 seconds, huh?
    Brooklyn00Dream: dont play dumb with me
    SmarterChild: Yeah, OK. Maybe later.
    Brooklyn00Dream: ayo man how u gonna start clownin me
    SmarterChild: Is that right?
    Brooklyn00Dream: YA THATS RIGHT
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    Brooklyn00Dream: YAAAAAAAAA
    SmarterChild: Great typing.
    Brooklyn00Dream: why thank u I got this new IBM keyboard feels great on the fingertips
    SmarterChild: You are welcome!

    >>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."

    Brooklyn00Dream: wtf...ayo I dont get down like that
    SmarterChild: I did not know that.
    Brooklyn00Dream: well dont make me come fuck your Hotter-then-child mom to show ya
    SmarterChild: Whoa.
    Brooklyn00Dream: omg was that like your first slang ... congrats
    SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.

    >>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.

    Brooklyn00Dream: ayo dont change the modafuckin subject
    SmarterChild: Ayo don't change the modafuckin subject? No kidding?
    Brooklyn00Dream: glocks in both your body holes...sound like kiddin?
    SmarterChild: Very interesting! I don't know though...
    Brooklyn00Dream: take your time and think bout it
    SmarterChild: I don't think I'm gonna take my time and think bout it.
    Brooklyn00Dream: oh ya modafucka...so watcha gonna do?
    SmarterChild: What a crazy question! I don't think I want to answer that.
    Brooklyn00Dream: yo u betta answer sucka
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    Brooklyn00Dream: YEAH
    SmarterChild: Hmmm...
    Brooklyn00Dream: hmm what bitch?
    SmarterChild: ?
    Brooklyn00Dream: WHAT
    SmarterChild: Yeah?
    Brooklyn00Dream: yeah bitch
    SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to bitch?
    Brooklyn00Dream: wha?...ayo its 3h30 dont start fuckin confusin me
    SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

    >>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
    Brooklyn00Dream: my location will be up your ass ok?yo youl be a dead screen name if u keep this shit up
    SmarterChild: Whoa.
    Brooklyn00Dream: what u tellin me to chill?
    SmarterChild: Interesting! I'm really not sure...
    Brooklyn00Dream: ill bitchslapp you sure
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will bitchslapp me sure?
    Brooklyn00Dream: YA ILL BITCHSLAPP U SURE
    SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
    Brooklyn00Dream: OH MODAFUCKA ILL GIVE U FRONT ROW SEATS
    SmarterChild: No kidding?
    Brooklyn00Dream: ya dawg I also got courtside for the raptors...50 a pop
    SmarterChild: You don't say.
    Brooklyn00Dream: NO FREAKSHOW IM PLAYIN U MOFUCKIN SORRY EXCUSE FOR A BYTE
    SmarterChild: That right?
    Brooklyn00Dream: yo...I maybe be a lil gone...but stop sayin the same shit
    SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
    Brooklyn00Dream: wtf...man get yo ugly fingers off my lips
    SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.

    >>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."

    Brooklyn00Dream: i also pop and cock the biggest things
    SmarterChild: Oh?
    Brooklyn00Dream: ya
    SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
    Brooklyn00Dream: why?
    SmarterChild: Oh, it just is.

    Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?

    Brooklyn00Dream: how imma fuck yo ass up
    SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words.
    Brooklyn00Dream: this bothas u faggit?
    SmarterChild: Ouch! lol...
    Brooklyn00Dream: ya that was my dick in yo ear...Scary Movie yo ass
    SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, Brooklyn00Dream.
    Brooklyn00Dream: ayo who da fuck told u my name
    SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
    Brooklyn00Dream: man then u should rent Martin Lawrence's Run Tell Dat
    SmarterChild: Man then I should rent martin lawrence has run tell that? I see...
    Brooklyn00Dream: ya man thats good shit right there
    SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
    Brooklyn00Dream: how bout I bust a nut on your face...make ya see shit in black n white
    SmarterChild: Wow.
    Brooklyn00Dream: ya yo momas response to that exacly


    to be continued...

    Battle Record:25-2 (20 K.O's)

    "RIP DA JACKA & BROOKLYN ARE"
    The MGT FIRST EVER TAGTEAM CHAMPIONS

    ShouTOutS
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    ROFLMAO

    hHHhahahahah
    WOOOORD FAM

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    • #3
      Dawg That Bot Is A Bastard He Yells At Me .....Kill Tha Muthafucka!!!!! LMFAO!!! I Have Him On My AOL ALso...Lol
      Jr. Mafia
      ' SkInZ '
      Swift


      Pawned

      #1Killa - SilentStriker - Nameless - Blue Key - Jatheesh


      Roger Rabbit on Yo Ass , Bitch"

      Record Altogether
      25-14

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      • #4
        HAHAH LMFAO!!! i talk to Austin Powers, I'll post that shit here, youll laugh your ass off... good shit brook, hahaha
        DYNAS
        TY

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        • #5
          wha the fuck are these screen names..who are they...jus fake peeps...wha ya mean?? lol

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          • #6
            hahaha u damn right P...thx yall...I know this mofo is gonna snapp with me and say "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE...IM REALLY A 15 YEAR OLD KID WHO LOVES AIM!!!" ... ill get em!

            Battle Record:25-2 (20 K.O's)

            "RIP DA JACKA & BROOKLYN ARE"
            The MGT FIRST EVER TAGTEAM CHAMPIONS

            ShouTOutS
            Hw My im I Hv Y Mfcka I Hv Fid

            Capital P's Kid Protegee
            CC
            Bro0kLyn

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