Drug Anthem! Darkdrifter like you've NEVER seen him before!!

[Darkdrifter]

I’ma SMOKIN I’ma TOAKIN I’ma DRINKIN I’ma FREAKIN//
Got the EX, Want some SEX, Got the SHROOMS, Trippin SOON//
Mary JANE, makes me INSANE, All the 40’s, got me DISTORTED//
All the COKE, All the SMOKE, with all the PILLS, I’m still not KILLED//
I’ma SMOKIN I’ma TOAKIN I’ma DRINKIN I’ma FREAKIN//
Got the EX, Want some SEX, Got the SHROOMS, Trippin SOON//
Mary JANE, makes me INSANE, All the 40’s, got me DISTORTED//
All the COKE, All the SMOKE, with all the PILLS, I’m still not KILLED//

Sittin’ in the living ROOM to go to a party SOON//
Havin’ convos with my couch cuz I’m trippin’ off SHROOMS//
My friends car pulls up, runs into the GARAGE and ALL//
Gets out and says he thought it was a MIRAGE on the WALL//
Takes off for an hour til we get JUMPIN and BUMPIN//
Give all the girls EX so we can get to the HUMPIN’//
Girl givin’ me HEAD while I’m eatin’ out the BED//
If I had a choice I’d rather take the BED INSTEAD//
Done with the SEX and my girl slams open the DOOR//
FOUR in the afternoon and I’m passed out on the FLOOR//
Bitch starts yellin in my ear but I don’t even miss a SNORE//
Gotta catch my REST cuz NEXT is 5 more drugs to exPLORE//
Wake up around SIX, Wondering how I got to NICK’S//
Look around me and have 8 bacardi’s and ten pixy STIX//
I walk to take a PISS and notice I got crabs from that BITCH//
And oddly enough, my asshole has an irregular ITCH//

I’ma SMOKIN I’ma TOAKIN I’ma DRINKIN I’ma FREAKIN//
Got the EX, Want some SEX, Got the SHROOMS, Trippin SOON//
Mary JANE, makes me INSANE, All the 40’s, got me DISTORTED//
All the COKE, All the SMOKE, with all the PILLS, I’m still not KILLED//
I’ma SMOKIN I’ma TOAKIN I’ma DRINKIN I’ma FREAKIN//
Got the EX, Want some SEX, Got the SHROOMS, Trippin SOON//
Mary JANE, makes me INSANE, All the 40’s, got me DISTORTED//
All the COKE, All the SMOKE, with all the PILLS, I’m still not KILLED//

Saturday night back at HOME, fucking drunk and hella STONED//
Party at my house tonight, and everyones face looks CHROMED//
Runnin’ off the CEILING and FEELIN’ all the snortin COKE//
People talkin, but I didn’t listen when they SPOKE//
Brother tryin’ to sleep upstairs, scared to death when he WOKE//
Ten high fuckers got their dicks out givin’ him a POKE//
ASSHOLES out side too fuckin greedy to PASS BOWLS//
I hope those bitches get killed by all my GRASS GNOMES!!//
Take a dive in the POOL(Actually fell), Puke in the water from some drunk FOOL//
This kid is so high he thinks the water is jus DROOL//
Sellin’ WEED and HASH jus’ to make some EASY CASH//
Little DO THEY KNOW OREGANO is what’s in the weed STASH//
The party is getting’ too loud so here comes the COPS//
Opens the door and covers their ears from the hip-HOP//
So much drug selling round think it was a black market SHOP//
Proudly to find out the PIGS jus wanted some CIGS and weed CROPS//

I’ma SMOKIN I’ma TOAKIN I’ma DRINKIN I’ma FREAKIN//
Got the EX, Want some SEX, Got the SHROOMS, Trippin SOON//
Mary JANE, makes me INSANE, All the 40’s, got me DISTORTED//
All the COKE, All the SMOKE, with all the PILLS, I’m still not KILLED//
I’ma SMOKIN I’ma TOAKIN I’ma DRINKIN I’ma FREAKIN//
Got the EX, Want some SEX, Got the SHROOMS, Trippin SOON//
Mary JANE, makes me INSANE, All the 40’s, got me DISTORTED//
All the COKE, All the SMOKE, with all the PILLS, I’m still not KILLED//

Sunday MORNIN’ I’m SMOKIN and SNORTIN some fine ass CRACK//
Tried to get today off but work wouldn’t cut me SLACK//
Ridin’ to work in my car with some weed and mushrooms PACKED//
Vicatin pill prescriptions are in a foot pile STACKED//
IN FACT I even got some 40’s and some COGNAK/
Glad to find my fucking pupils are still INTACT!!//
Get to work and find that everyone is one inch TALL//
Tryin’ to stomp on my boss as I walk through the HALL//
Sit down at my desk and 5 midgets hangin’ on my BALLS//
That’s the least of my worries, I just hope I don’t FALL!!//
Boss comes into my office, tell’s me that I’m FIRED//
Talkin’ to him sayin’ “Fuck you bitch! I’m RETIRED!”//
Knew I had a drug problem, why did I ever get HIRED?//
Maybe for some E jus so at work he can stay WIRED//
Go home to go to sleep, And that’s my average WEEKEND//
And will be until they find this dark drifter drug FREAK DEAD//

I’ma SMOKIN I’ma TOAKIN I’ma DRINKIN I’ma FREAKIN//
Got the EX, Want some SEX, Got the SHROOMS, Trippin SOON//
Mary JANE, makes me INSANE, All the 40’s, got me DISTORTED//
All the COKE, All the SMOKE, with all the PILLS, I’m still not KILLED//
I’ma SMOKIN I’ma TOAKIN I’ma DRINKIN I’ma FREAKIN//
Got the EX, Want some SEX, Got the SHROOMS, Trippin SOON//
Mary JANE, makes me INSANE, All the 40’s, got me DISTORTED//
All the COKE, All the SMOKE, with all the PILLS, I’m still not KILLED//

[Darkdrifter]

Uppin'

[Darkdrifter]

Lol

thx

uppin

["Piccolo"]

Good shit *****
but dont do shroomz, it grows on cow shit....

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I aint kiddin

[InfiniteEclipse]

yes dark, thats the way to do it, straight up....hear what you sayin true that, slick shit

[Famous420]

haha that was great

[Darkdrifter]

Lol, thanks everyone


I was a little out of it when i wrote this, lol

[mex]

different kinda flow but it was fuckin ill

[Darkdrifter]

lol
thx thx

jus a wake up kall to anyone who thought I died

["Piccolo"]

*****z remember..........




fuck israel.

[mex]

long live drugs!!!

[Darkdrifter]

amen

[Cro Nick]

It was funny through most of it. Reminds me of "Drug Ballad" alot.

[Darkdrifter]

lol, thx

ppreciate it as always

[TheRealPlatoon!]

LMFAO The 1st & 3rd verse are FUCKIN' HILARIOUSGood shit man! Haha!