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    What is worse than 100 baby's nailed to 100 trees?












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    One baby nailed to 100 tree's

    HA!

    I am The Exorcist. Thou have bewitched.

  • #2
    lmao @ dese jokes lol

    ¿

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    • #3
      What do you call a wigga who shits water falls?

















































      A Canadian

      I am The Exorcist. Thou have bewitched.

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      • #4
        LMFAO HOLY SHIT YALL FUNNY *****S LOL

        I Love Axis and His Friend W.e his name is i forgot!!
        http://thereallastforces.com/
        http://thereallastforces.com/Forum
        ^^ These links dont work i am Sorry That they dont WORK!!

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        • #5
          HAHAHA!!!
          ima smack you pawl... lol

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          • #6
            whats the only way to make american's learn about geography!?!?!



















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            war!!!

            haha... ok im done :[

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            • #7
              LMAO

              I won't fight... I won't even complain
              It's gone and it... can't be the same


              Dirty Dutchess - It's Over

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              • #8
                There was a guy and a girl @ a bar..the guy decided to hit on the girl so they went back to her house.....they went into her room where he noticed she had like 3 rows of diferent sized bears...first row small ones..second row medium ones and third row large ones...he thought nothing of it and they fucked. afterwards they were havin a smoke and he said "soo how was it?" she replied




                ""you can have ne bear from the bottom shelf""

                i feel sory for that guy tho

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DirtyIrish
                  what do you call fags??










                  Americans!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! ISN'T THAT FUNNNY!!!! EVERYBODY LAUGH!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *goes to kill himself*


                  holly shit dawg u the funnies out there



                  ok whats more fun than swinging a baby around a cloths line at 150 mph







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                  anwser=stoppin it with a shovel
                  SkRiPtZ iLlEsT CrEaTeD
                  +++++++++++++++++++++++++++

                  TURTLE POWA!!!
                  skeptikal ~ h2o...HyiGh II ~ Da-SaVioR ~ Spoken ~ Dominion ~ Aphyna ~ bachaka61 ~ Div ~ ShadyGirl ~ CatInTheHat


                  BaTtLe ReCoRd=46-13 (33 KO'z)

                  BadBoyKila=KO||DJ Collosal=5-4||MC Pyro=KO||
                  Master Minded=5-3||Protege420=KO||JbUdDeNz2k3=5-2||
                  MC Dean=KO||Alkoholik=KO||MC Dean=KO||
                  DIV=KO||Konkluzzion=5-4||BadBoyKila=KO||
                  MC Dean=KO||~elixer~=KO||Dankazzsack=KO||
                  Jnr=KO||Shogun=KO||Narcotic Python=KO||
                  BeastX=4-1||Tenacity=KO||Capital P=10-6||
                  Noxshus=6-1||G-unit DLT=KO||Capital P=KO||
                  D-12 Jon Shady=KO||MC Fader=KO||Conceptz=5-4||
                  Killuminati=KO||rapgame=5-3||Jay’ Anims=5-4||
                  Spookie=KO||Dgree=5-3||BIG BOY=KO||
                  C.A.L=5-3||CRYSTAL=KO||ChiTownsOwnMac=KO||
                  tab=KO||Noxshus=KO||BIG BOY=KO||
                  hot-Glock9=KO||Holl-a-kiss=5-3||Flex=KO||
                  KG a.k.a Skills=KO||Kanman=KO||Lil Magician=DQ/Biting


                  Cat & Skillz :~: 705 rep's :~:

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                  • #10
                    uppin this bitch...while im here why not tell anotha


                    Question:whats easier to load; a truck of dead babies or a truck of bowlings balls.





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                    Anwser:A truck of dead babies, you get to use a pitch fork
                    SkRiPtZ iLlEsT CrEaTeD
                    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++

                    TURTLE POWA!!!
                    skeptikal ~ h2o...HyiGh II ~ Da-SaVioR ~ Spoken ~ Dominion ~ Aphyna ~ bachaka61 ~ Div ~ ShadyGirl ~ CatInTheHat


                    BaTtLe ReCoRd=46-13 (33 KO'z)

                    BadBoyKila=KO||DJ Collosal=5-4||MC Pyro=KO||
                    Master Minded=5-3||Protege420=KO||JbUdDeNz2k3=5-2||
                    MC Dean=KO||Alkoholik=KO||MC Dean=KO||
                    DIV=KO||Konkluzzion=5-4||BadBoyKila=KO||
                    MC Dean=KO||~elixer~=KO||Dankazzsack=KO||
                    Jnr=KO||Shogun=KO||Narcotic Python=KO||
                    BeastX=4-1||Tenacity=KO||Capital P=10-6||
                    Noxshus=6-1||G-unit DLT=KO||Capital P=KO||
                    D-12 Jon Shady=KO||MC Fader=KO||Conceptz=5-4||
                    Killuminati=KO||rapgame=5-3||Jay’ Anims=5-4||
                    Spookie=KO||Dgree=5-3||BIG BOY=KO||
                    C.A.L=5-3||CRYSTAL=KO||ChiTownsOwnMac=KO||
                    tab=KO||Noxshus=KO||BIG BOY=KO||
                    hot-Glock9=KO||Holl-a-kiss=5-3||Flex=KO||
                    KG a.k.a Skills=KO||Kanman=KO||Lil Magician=DQ/Biting


                    Cat & Skillz :~: 705 rep's :~:

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by a-mode
                      whats the only way to make american's learn about geography!?!?!

















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                      war!!!

                      haha... ok im done :[

                      that was funny as hell
                      lol
                      o shit
                      nice
                      South Perth Crew
                      T-Dot Madness

                      $Elemental Realm$
                      Da Culprit
                      Urban AKA
                      G-Unit_DLT
                      CAL
                      KristalMeth
                      CatInTheHat
                      Chilli
                      Capital P
                      Sniper


                      Crew Battle Record:
                      3-0
                      The Frachize (KO) // Street Justice// The Realm


                      D12world Battle Record:
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                      Wins
                      CAL// Hava Gess (KO)// Javarino(KO)// Tha Tiger (5-4)// Untouchab(5-4)(KO)// DJ Sleek(KO)// Emcee Falcon(KO)// Blayze(KO)// Mizfit Monstar(KO)// KonKluzzion(KO)// MC Dean(KO)// LyricalAssAssin (x2)// Face OF Death(KO)// Forcified// G-UnitDLT(KO)// DIV(KO)// Alpha Omega (5-0)// Dominion
                      Defeats
                      Dgree// Pistol Whip// Tennessee// KG tha Kid// Xternil// L'il Magician (x3)// Sniper113// BKJ1216(2)

                      Respects go out to: Dgree, TO menice, To my crew of course, Tennesee (tight rapper), KG THA KID, Shaday's Lady (got her shit together), Famous420, $ilk & Jools(do ya thing Goup Home), RealPlatoon (ILL), Cre3P,

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                      • #12
                        whats with dissing babies?
                        South Perth Crew
                        T-Dot Madness

                        $Elemental Realm$
                        Da Culprit
                        Urban AKA
                        G-Unit_DLT
                        CAL
                        KristalMeth
                        CatInTheHat
                        Chilli
                        Capital P
                        Sniper


                        Crew Battle Record:
                        3-0
                        The Frachize (KO) // Street Justice// The Realm


                        D12world Battle Record:
                        20-10


                        Wins
                        CAL// Hava Gess (KO)// Javarino(KO)// Tha Tiger (5-4)// Untouchab(5-4)(KO)// DJ Sleek(KO)// Emcee Falcon(KO)// Blayze(KO)// Mizfit Monstar(KO)// KonKluzzion(KO)// MC Dean(KO)// LyricalAssAssin (x2)// Face OF Death(KO)// Forcified// G-UnitDLT(KO)// DIV(KO)// Alpha Omega (5-0)// Dominion
                        Defeats
                        Dgree// Pistol Whip// Tennessee// KG tha Kid// Xternil// L'il Magician (x3)// Sniper113// BKJ1216(2)

                        Respects go out to: Dgree, TO menice, To my crew of course, Tennesee (tight rapper), KG THA KID, Shaday's Lady (got her shit together), Famous420, $ilk & Jools(do ya thing Goup Home), RealPlatoon (ILL), Cre3P,

                        Da Culprit's Audio Page

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                        • #13
                          Dirty Irish keep dat trap shut or Im'a rip dat wig off.....BIATCH!

                          What do you call America Wanna-be's?


















































































































                          Canadian....HAHA!

                          I am The Exorcist. Thou have bewitched.

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                          • #14
                            Canadian National Anthem



                            Hoe Canadaaaa!
                            Our hoe and racist ass....
                            True faggot love in all thy sons and land.

                            On America's nuts we see thee rise,
                            The screwed whores strong and free!

                            From farts and dick rides,
                            Hoe Canada, we'll fart for thee.

                            Flooded with pee is our land, and Notorious wanna-be's!
                            Hoe Canada, we stand and fart for thee.

                            Hoe Canada, we stand and fart for thee.

                            *Calping...Whisteling*


                            I am The Exorcist. Thou have bewitched.

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                            • #15


                              Joke #1

                              When fat, white people wear a yellow dress the children yell "The School Bus is painted!".

                              Joke #2

                              Whay does Eminem like Tupac so much?

                              He thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

                              Joke #3

                              Yo momma is so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

                              Joke #4 (Canadians Are Dumb!)

                              Why do Canadians usually die when they bungee jump?

                              Because instead of putting the bungee cord on their ankle, they put it on their neck.


                              Joke #5

                              Josh and Ashley were married for 2 years. When they first got married Josh said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 2 years of marriage Ashley never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 2nd anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 295 smelly beer cans that were opened, and filled with thick, white wine. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was really curious to ask why. That evening while they were out for a special dinner Ashley could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under the bed. However today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why you keep empty cans in the box? 'n why are they opened?" Josh thought for a while and said, "That aint wine baby! Whenever I ran out off condoms I used the cans! didn't ya notice?"




                              Last edited by Pawl Derty; 05-04-2003, 08:24 AM.

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