Sum 1 Up 4 a Battle?

[idegadmaster]

N e 1 up for a battle with me. Since my last battle hasnt had nuff votes to be ended I'm gon c if n e 1 wants to battle me. U set the rules. Just post back. And go vote at "Anyone wanna Battle (again)".

[Heaven Cent]

ill battle u im new so u can set up the rules let me kno if ur down

[idegadmaster]

Right. Alright. 25 bar max. 5 vote max. First to 3 votes wins. I'll go first. Just battle here.

Alright Heaven Cent battle me and you get sent to heaven
you aint a rapper your probably a terorist working at 7 11
I break cents to pennies like little glass shards
I rap the nicest but get slept on hard
You get more attention but rap like an inebriated retard
Do you rap for props or for people to have a person to degrade
When people listen to you rap they put condoms in their ears to evade
The disease infested raps you spit
They protect from getting hearing aids
Seriously you dont get props for what your spitting
Okay stop lying I know that you rap shitty
the only time you pop someone was in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Please dont tell me or repeat rhymes I've heard before
atleast rhyme your words please define a metaphor
My rhymes are like fire they cause illness and convulsions
You have trouble rhyming hand
I rhyme every syllable to supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Come near me and you get ripped and blazed by the candle the taper
I chase you with knives brooms a fork and a stapler
Matter of fact your probably a child who worships nelly
you idolize eminem and want to be boyfriends with R Kelly
yes i said it and mean you seem like a groupie
But yo i beat you for the same reason Mickey divorced Miney
your fucking goofey


not good but im busy at the time

your turn

[optics]

ill batlle to iam more new....a rookie
a lyrical killa..but i suck tho....fuck it let me know if your
down to batlle iam new to this board ia wanna have my first batlle

[Heaven Cent]

Battlin me was a bad decision from the start
If u was samrt u'd go back to tryin to slut yourself at K-Mart
And I may be new but I know this much is true
Votes u be gettin only come from ur crew a J** and ur fat uncle stew
Remember that day at the zoo when u was 2
If ya dont I do I saw ya daddy rapin you
Ya moms more F****d up than Ichie tha killa
givin birth to a child that looks like Magilla Gorilla
And the say the girls i F*** are Heaven sent
While the ones u bangin were rejected by the last president
And While I dont mean to brag
I f***ed ya sister while she was still on the rag
And no doubt ya grampas a Fag
Ya brotha falls asleep and gets hit with a teabag
Despite the fact that the old mans nuts sag
Ya say your a true rap fan who might even bump beats from dirty harry
Well fact is the only beats u be listening to were sung by Peter Paul and Mary
Face it u got this whole groupie thing in reverse
You're rap career is the one gettin carried out in a herse
Ya want to bring up goofie well ya look like snoopy
Its not hard to spot the real rap groupie
Ya best picked up line is still "u want to see that movie"
ya only lost ya virginity with the help of a freind named roofie

[Heaven Cent]

this is my 1st battle so I appriciate all feedback postive and negitive

[idegadmaster]

That was nice. U got some good lines. Just wait for the votes though.

[Heaven Cent]

lets get some votes up

[idegadmaster]

Damn man! No one votes in the rookie battle forums.

[SpeechLess]

Aiyo ill make my decision in just a second if one of u can vote on the battle between me n ripper21!!! heres the link VOTE PLZ!
http://www.d12world.com/board/showthread.php?t=82318

[Gray Ghost]

yo idegadmaster you wanna batlle again ...for fun.....\fuck hit me up....peace..easy

[idegadmaster]

Battle has been moved to Name vs. Name forum.