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    I have some extremely saddening and quite shocking news to bring to the good people of the Rap Basement Rooike Battles and it is this: that our dear e-friend Retro "Evasion" Fo, has sadly passed away.

    As some of you may have seen in a previous thread, young Mr.Fo was found hanging by his monkeybars in his parents' bedroom, with his legs tied behind his ears. Canada Police Department released a statement this morning. Detective Inspector "Eh?" told us this:

    "We found the poor, little tike hanging by what seem to be monkey bars, you know those that are found on a childs playground, eh? His legs were severely displaced, his legs having been tied behind his ears. Stretchmarks were evident. It looked like he had a baby from his legs, eh?
    Upon post-mortem, we discovered feces had travelled up towards his right lung area, apparently compressed by a long object which was later discovered to be a 12-inch, vibrating dildo. Eh? It was pink in colour, and had the words "To Eric. I love you always, from Cam'Ron" enscribed into it. The erotic object appeared to have pierced the boy's right lung, and he could obviously not conjure up enough strength to release himself from the bars.
    We send out our dearest sympthies to all who knew little Eric and we will do anything we can to help in this troubling time. Eh?"


    I for one will miss Eric greatly. He blessed not only my life but at least 6 others as well. Goodbye forever my friend. Save a place for me in Thugz Mansion.
    Esteemed Entity

    Illusory|Retro Fo|DuPoint|Check|Fitz|Pawl Derty|InK|Teknique


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  • #2
    Man srry to hear bout him
    May u Rest In Piece wit the dildos above.
    oh tell pac to grow some hair on his shiny bald head aite retro eh?.
    We'll miss u dawgz. 1 for the hommie eh?
    !!!. . .Take Over. . .!!!

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    • #3
      *Pours liqour on the side of the curb*
      Love, live life, proceed, progress

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      • #4
        ^I'm keeping his name in the E2 roster as a memorial to my lost brother. Thanks for your support in this very hard time.
        Esteemed Entity

        Illusory|Retro Fo|DuPoint|Check|Fitz|Pawl Derty|InK|Teknique


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        • #5
          you should tell everyone who supports him to rock "Rest In Peace with the Pink Dildos Above Retro Fo" on their sig
          !!!. . .Take Over. . .!!!

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          • #6
            Dang, if only my dildo wasn't caught in his lung.

            Love, live life, proceed, progress

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            • #7
              *pours liquor in glass like a civilized person*
              LastFM

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              • #8
                ^LOLNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

                Repped.
                Love, live life, proceed, progress

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                • #9
                  Man fuck the Canada Police Department... they never solve hip hop murders
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                  • #10
                    owww FUCK...guys im sorry to stirr up all this concern...truth was i wasn't entirely dead, but temporarily in a vegetative state...the canadian jake got it twisted, here's what really happened....

                    i was on my nightly jog in a gray sweatsuit when i was approached by a car which can be compared to a ghetto version of the "Shaguar" from popular movie series "Austin Powers"...naturally, i stopped to look, when suddenly a team of british ninjas with bad teeth pulled some James Bond team shit on me and took me into the car. I woke up hours later, incoherrant in some sort of dark room...when suddenly my eyes regained focus and i saw a pale white figure standing over me, holding what looked to be some sort of sword, then he flipped the switch and it started vibrating...it was then i attempted to get up and run away, and realised i was handcuffed to the headboard of a bed with a metallic matress...i was blindfolded and soonafter felt a sharp vibrating pain in my anus..however the pain sooned turn to pleasure, then back to pain once again..i kept hearing the words "SAY MY NAME!! SAY ILLUSORY!!" but in the state i was in, i could barely form words...next i heard cracking noises and realise that my legs had been tied behind my ears...then i felt my lungs being punctured from the inside, and could no longer bare the pain...i woke up hours later in the hospital, and remembered what my captor had said to me...so i asked for a laptop, and immediately went to D12world, and sure enough, there was illusory making a bizarre excuse for my absence...i am here only to clear my name, but not camron's, cuz he soonafter anally raped the cancer patient in the bed next to me in the hospital...

                    the end
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                    • #11
                      haha..
                      Ima T.R.A.P.S.T.R
                      Got the city on lock, N big shoes on the car

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                      • #12
                        LMAO crazy thread i actually thaught some one died

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ThaLegendaryAK
                          *pours liquor in glass like a civilized person*
                          Takes the glass and runs.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Retro Fo
                            owww FUCK...guys im sorry to stirr up all this concern...truth was i wasn't entirely dead, but temporarily in a vegetative state...the canadian jake got it twisted, here's what really happened....

                            i was on my nightly jog in a gray sweatsuit when i was approached by a car which can be compared to a ghetto version of the "Shaguar" from popular movie series "Austin Powers"...naturally, i stopped to look, when suddenly a team of british ninjas with bad teeth pulled some James Bond team shit on me and took me into the car. I woke up hours later, incoherrant in some sort of dark room...when suddenly my eyes regained focus and i saw a pale white figure standing over me, holding what looked to be some sort of sword, then he flipped the switch and it started vibrating...it was then i attempted to get up and run away, and realised i was handcuffed to the headboard of a bed with a metallic matress...i was blindfolded and soonafter felt a sharp vibrating pain in my anus..however the pain sooned turn to pleasure, then back to pain once again..i kept hearing the words "SAY MY NAME!! SAY ILLUSORY!!" but in the state i was in, i could barely form words...next i heard cracking noises and realise that my legs had been tied behind my ears...then i felt my lungs being punctured from the inside, and could no longer bare the pain...i woke up hours later in the hospital, and remembered what my captor had said to me...so i asked for a laptop, and immediately went to D12world, and sure enough, there was illusory making a bizarre excuse for my absence...i am here only to clear my name, but not camron's, cuz he soonafter anally raped the cancer patient in the bed next to me in the hospital...

                            the end


                            LMFAO repped lol.. u guys are some sick dudes but funny as heck lol..`1~
                            !!!. . .Take Over. . .!!!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by La Potencia
                              LMAO crazy thread i actually thaught some one died
                              You mean, no one actually did?
                              Love, live life, proceed, progress

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