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    This is my first look at this board. It doesn't even look like anyone is trying. At least there are a lot of people. I've been rhyming for a while, so don't think im new to this. Check it...

    Your rhymes remind me of old people driving blindly beside me/
    only at my speed cuz im lettin u try and fly by me.
    I spit one line and now you're driving slightly behind me/
    soon u cant even find me/
    combine all your efforts and u might finally define me.
    Every kid in this spot has a lot to be be taught/
    only two are half as hot as the last song Everlast dropped.
    The rest of u gotta get a disguise and hide from anyone with eyes whose ever been to this side of the site.
    I know is my first time to post a rhyme of my own/
    cuz everytime i tried your mom is needin my phone/
    callin her home/
    and tellin your dad shes at work stayin late all alone.
    We turn down the lights and light up the grass/
    we do a naked dance and i lick whipped cream off her ass real fast before she blasts more gas then a 3rd grade class would pass when asked.
    Nah that last raps just some crap to laugh at/
    on crack im not half that wack to do that to your moms fat back.
    Right about now you're wonderin' how I thought this out and jottin' it down/
    so u can scream it from the crowd at the underground in your town and win the freestyle crown.
    If I cared to battle anyone here I'd have your head on my mantle/
    I'm lit like a candle/
    catchin more press then the presidential sex scandal.
    Hard to the feel and hot to the touch/
    with such a sudden rush of so much i must've crushed you up.
    Im blowin your lyrical buzz to whatever you're on/
    if you do view this hit dont even dare to respond/
    im already gone/
    but like all good terrorists i left u this bomb.
    I only want you all to wake from your lyrical rest/
    react to this lyrical test but dont forget that I'm the lyrical best/
    im either lyrically blessed/
    or I've got Eminem tryin to infest his nest in my chest.


    -SoROWDY
    u do not know me

  • #2
    devils ragging bitch

    I define you in one motherfucking word NOTEBOOK \ but look while your writing my bishop hooked ya rook WHOOPS!! \ I know your shook So Rowdy Rowdy Piper \ Ill crush ya fucking legs in my dodge venom viper \ your bullshits fucking easy to decypher Ill soak you up in gasoline and spark a zippo lighter \ pscitzo slicer and i dont give a fuck if you blessed \ im possesd \ spitting sharaded blades at yo chest \ my verbal conquest's leave the best protestless \ so save ya fuckin breath cause it anit worth the stress \ unless \ you got an I V button of xanax to press \
    I anit gona lie your rhymes are dope like herion you anit gonna win though cause ill pull a Nancy Kerrigan \ and as far eminems nest you best put hat fag shit to rest \ it sounds like you wana fucking carress and molest \ like you and your mommys edipus incest \

    FUCK YOU ROWDY!!!!!!!!!!

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    • #3
      this may be the freestyle forum, but this looks like a battle, so i'm gonna vote anyway.

      my vote goes to bizzarly shady rapist (is that the former bizarre shady rapist by the way?) because both verses were really tight but i felt that his was a bit more original, and i know it was a full freestyle.
      if i had a dick i know u'd be riding it

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      • #4
        THAT RYME WAS AIGHT DAWG.... NICE IMAGINATION.
        Battle Record 25 - 6.
        Official Winner of FT1.
        http://www.dferecordz.com/gru.jpg
        A coward dies a thousand deaths,
        a soldier only dies but one.

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