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    i bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
    if Richard Grear can do it i can to
    i get undressed i start to lube
    i stick the gerbil in the end of the tube
    wondering just how he'll feel
    will he like it better then his little wheel?
    careful now he's right beside me
    one more inch and he's inside me!

    GOOOO gerbil GOOO
    burrow harder, burrow deeper
    be my little chimney sweeper
    one thing i forgot about
    how am i suposed to get you out?

    so now my gerbils on easy street
    its warm and cosy and there's plenty to eat
    the situation is beyong my control
    gotta find a way to get him out of this hole
    i tried crowbars, i tried wires
    i almost had him with a pair of plyers
    i tried cheese, but hes not biting
    i wish this wasnt so exciting!

    GOOOO gerbil GOOOO
    Jesus i am such a sucker
    please get out you furry fucker
    i think i am getting ill
    suddenly he's very very still

    its too late, my gerbil died
    i guess i have commited, gerbicide
    here's some advice, its very clear cut
    if you love your gerbil, don't stick him up your but
    dont stick up your but
    little furry gerbil in your booty hole

    and you stick him in your ass and he wont come out
    and a motherfucking day, and motherfucking snout
    Love, live life, proceed, progress

  • #2
    Gerbil yes it dose you tit !!!

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    • #3
      huh?
      Love, live life, proceed, progress

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