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  • Time To Die!!!

    I'm so bored, bored, bored, bored.................................
    Here some weird shit I was thinkin..

    This is How I kill a rapper WITHOUT weapons

    First I run in his room, rip a page out of his rhyme-book
    Then use it to paper-cut his nuts with a right-hook
    Then I'm runnin to Kitchen lookin for something of Huge-Size
    But my conscience says "You Forgot? Your not allowed to use KniveS"
    So I shit on his Chocolates Chips, Smoke and get high naked
    Then piss in his milk-jug until Im dehydrated
    While I'm still pissing, He laughs 'cause my penis is little
    I get mad and use my nail clippings to peirce his nipples
    I run up to his face and pop a pimple, Puss blinding his eyes
    detach his thighs, takem to work and serve em Kentucky-Fried with some fries.
    But this guy has like 900 lives
    So I arrive back shake off some pubic lice on his hide.
    I use Telepathics. My brain'll make him rock a SATAN shirt
    Blast guns, and Flash Nuns, then deficate in Church
    Till some Jesus-fearing rednecks who don't like him dissing God
    Catch and cross-dress him, marry him to Hill Billy Bob

    If any ones interested, start a cypher on how you kill enemeis with NO weapons.
    Last edited by mc maximus prime; 06-30-2001, 09:24 PM.
    this joke : how many hiphoppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? .................. three, one to screw in the new lightbulb, and two to argue over how much better the old one was.

  • #2
    UPPIN only once
    this joke : how many hiphoppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? .................. three, one to screw in the new lightbulb, and two to argue over how much better the old one was.

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    • #3
      TO MAXIMUS

      I DONT LIKE HOW YOU WAS DISSIN GOD BUT YOUR CREATIVE.... THAT WAS SOME SICK SHIT . I GIVE IT TWO THUMBS UP ... PEACE !!!
      Battle Record 25 - 6.
      Official Winner of FT1.
      http://www.dferecordz.com/gru.jpg
      A coward dies a thousand deaths,
      a soldier only dies but one.

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      • #4
        FUCK GOD

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        • #5
          its iight

          its iight yo i aint feelin it though
          could be better
          1 harlem world
          '' nah duke im the kid they been lying to you''

          I like my women friends feminine
          I like my hoes on "X" like Eminem

          I don't care if you Mobb Deep, I hold triggers to crews
          You little FUCK, I've got money stacks bigger than you
          When I was pushin weight, back in eighty-eight
          you was a ballerina I got your pictures I seen ya

          I move with biscuits, stop the harder *****z actin too suspicious
          This is, food for thought, you do the dishes

          I'm like a dog - I never speak, but I understand

          From the womb to the tomb, from now until my doom
          Drink army from one cup pass it around the room (That's a family *****)
          That's the ritual

          I gave her some knowledge
          she gave me, brains in return, she had to drop out of college
          knowin she does this homework, I give her in house tutoring
          in and out I'm movin through her student body union and
          she, call me professor, say daddy come and test her
          so she could fail on purpose and repeat the semester
          I'm like, at this rate ma you never graduate she said i aint no fool ill make it up in summer school

          I make *****z eat dirt and fart dust
          Then give you a eighty dollar gift certificate to Pussies 'R Us

          With all models I make I'm +Great+ like five +Lakes+
          You got rims on ya truck? Man I got rims in my skates

          These bitches they done got real bad
          Cause now I pull out, leavin 'em
          lookin like model for a "Got milk?" ad

          Ya man don't know why his chicks knees be scared
          Can't tell her from givin' my dick CPR
          If ya lift up and say ya jaws hurtin', before squrtin
          It's for certain
          You are the weakest link, Goodbye

          You know my girls in North and South Caddy
          They all for mouth waxin'
          And the whores in Texas, Oral sexes
          I head to Cali, Take more blows to the head than Ali
          And the Philly momies suck the kid outta Willie Bonnie
          And the way females so Southern Hospitality in ATL
          Dont even know them hoes
          In South Beach, They let me jimmy dip in they mouthpiece
          Forget about Vegas, The head is outrageous
          The broads in Seattle will make ya knees rattle
          Fa shizzle da snizzle get smizzle down in VA
          Them hoes in Detroit will suck the Breevort
          My dick don't get to die down when I'm in Chi-Town
          My bitches in B-More, Blow til they knees sore
          Good damn, there face I, ain't screwed down in St. Lou
          New York, It ain't got no pipe instructions
          They just suck outta you like liposuction

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