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  • Midgets Story (Parody Of Childrens Story)

    Here we go,
    Once upon a time not long ago,
    when people wore open toed shoes and had nowhere to go,
    when there were no laws up in da hood,
    and all da o.g's were up to no good,
    there lived a lil midget who was misled,
    By another lil midget and this is what he said,
    "You, me, rudiger, where gonna make some cash,
    sellin some of my uncles elroys old hash",
    they sold the hash money came with ease,
    but one kept sellin like he had a disease,
    he sold anotha and anotha to a mother and her daughter,
    tried to sell to a man who was a D.T(Detective) underecover,
    the pig grabbed his arm he started getting erotic,
    he said "Keep still midget no need for static",
    Kicked him in the groin and jacked his hat,
    little did he know the little midget had a gat,
    The midget pulled out the gat and said "why did ya kick me?",
    the barrel was set straight for the cops left knee,
    the popo(COP) gets scared, the midget, he starts to figure,
    "I'll get fucked up the ass in jail if i pull this trigga",
    So he cold dashed and ran around the block,
    cop radios in to the local doughnut shop,
    "we need 2 large coffee and some soda pop",
    little did he know the midget came to a stop,
    the midget yelled out "i hate n sync and that fuckin song pop",
    the cops were caught by surprise and soon broke into tears,
    "we been listening to n sync for the past 5 years",
    the midget kept running to local mall,
    went to the phone to make a telephone call,
    called his midget friend with the bright pink ride,
    said "get here soon i'll be waiting outside",
    5 minutes passed and his friend didnt show,
    instead he ditched his midget buddy and went to an iggy pop show,
    the midget kept running thinkin' "i'll soon be caught",
    a mere moment later the little midget got shot,
    he was bleeding from the mouth it didnt look good,
    just another story bout "Midgets in the hood".

    haha tell u what u think

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