in my right fist i got a shrunken head//
and you think that you're the shit but you're a punk instead//
sweet like punkin bread, you'll be drunk and dead//
in my trunk, it smells bunk where you slumped and bled//
ive punked the feds, i can dump a corpse//
of course, id need a star map to find trumps porch//
no source of remorse, ill torch ya home//
you'll turn and watch it burn or ill force ya dome//
in your porshe alone, is where you'll spot me next//
got a frostee and a prosti, both got your checks//
one was hot for sex, one had bills to pay//
either way, ive gotta say ive had my thrills today//
i have pills to take, another skipped dose//
i only had another day, i almost made it, this close//
ripped clothes, fist broke, i got alot to explain//
to my wife about my life, like what i got in this brain//
it started with a hey, whats up? how are you//
and ended with her body rotting in car glue//
but what can i do? im not responsible//
as far as i knew, she was out getting her tonsils pulled//
officer, why dont you come on inside//
its been lonely at home without my lovely bride//
alright, heres some snap shots from our anniversary//
and thats me sellin crack rock by nursery//
you're cursin me, certainly thats aint polite//
i just might end your life before the end of the night//
i got an idea, its something you might fear//
imma make it quite clear, im your worst nightmare//
you stay right here, make yourself at home//
ill be right back, imma find my chrome//
ive got plans to see, the truth explained//
but now im on my hands and knees, scoopin brains//
ive done my best to get up and group the slain//
and stretching their necks out like some whoopin cranes//
as the plot thickens, ill sing and rock writtens//
always land on my feet, like dropped kittens//
so i got mittens, dragged em both in the kitchen//
tie em up with rope and hope that nobodies fishin//
by the dock the water glistens, time to say goodbye//
with cement to your thighs, you'll stay where you lie//
my lakehouse, i love all my toys and boats//
but now i need to break out like poison oak//
i need to play outside, im off to prepare//
cause the day i die, god will be scared//
and you think that you're the shit but you're a punk instead//
sweet like punkin bread, you'll be drunk and dead//
in my trunk, it smells bunk where you slumped and bled//
ive punked the feds, i can dump a corpse//
of course, id need a star map to find trumps porch//
no source of remorse, ill torch ya home//
you'll turn and watch it burn or ill force ya dome//
in your porshe alone, is where you'll spot me next//
got a frostee and a prosti, both got your checks//
one was hot for sex, one had bills to pay//
either way, ive gotta say ive had my thrills today//
i have pills to take, another skipped dose//
i only had another day, i almost made it, this close//
ripped clothes, fist broke, i got alot to explain//
to my wife about my life, like what i got in this brain//
it started with a hey, whats up? how are you//
and ended with her body rotting in car glue//
but what can i do? im not responsible//
as far as i knew, she was out getting her tonsils pulled//
officer, why dont you come on inside//
its been lonely at home without my lovely bride//
alright, heres some snap shots from our anniversary//
and thats me sellin crack rock by nursery//
you're cursin me, certainly thats aint polite//
i just might end your life before the end of the night//
i got an idea, its something you might fear//
imma make it quite clear, im your worst nightmare//
you stay right here, make yourself at home//
ill be right back, imma find my chrome//
ive got plans to see, the truth explained//
but now im on my hands and knees, scoopin brains//
ive done my best to get up and group the slain//
and stretching their necks out like some whoopin cranes//
as the plot thickens, ill sing and rock writtens//
always land on my feet, like dropped kittens//
so i got mittens, dragged em both in the kitchen//
tie em up with rope and hope that nobodies fishin//
by the dock the water glistens, time to say goodbye//
with cement to your thighs, you'll stay where you lie//
my lakehouse, i love all my toys and boats//
but now i need to break out like poison oak//
i need to play outside, im off to prepare//
cause the day i die, god will be scared//
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