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    Hi its Lulu,this my first time
    Thought I'd have a go at spittin a rhyme/
    A part of my life,a little insight
    As to what goes down on a Saturday night/
    Nightclub guys u know the type
    The ones that keep us amused all night/
    Number 1 Mr Sleaze
    The one that thinks were there to please/
    There he stands by the dancefloor
    Lookin around as if its some kind of store/
    U know he's undressing u with his eyes
    To see which one is the biggest prize/
    He makes his move,hes so slick
    He thinks he knows what makes us tick/
    Hi babe whoa ur so fine,i really wanna make u mine
    Hold up boy what did u say
    I won't be yours till Judgement Day/
    Number 2 is Mr Me
    Hes not that very hard to see/
    Oh no no way hes jus walked in
    The one that thinks hes Ricky Martin/
    Latino lover no ur not
    Sorry man ur bubbles popped/
    Flicking his hair an shakin his bon bon
    Where the hell did this guy come from/
    Number 3 is plain to see
    Hes the one trippin on ecstasy
    pupils dilated like a giant frizbee/
    Hey china doll do u wanna dance
    I really only wanna get inside ur pants/
    Go away alien ur freakin me out
    Before I hope in the ring and give u a bout/
    Hurry up get out of my face
    Before I send u back to space/
    Next the boozer what a loser
    Tryin to get hot n heavy with me
    Hey sweet thing wanna light my fire
    Whoa man i aint no gas lighter/
    Whats that smell,whats on your shoe
    Godamn man ur covered in spew/
    Last but not least the stag night boys
    Bouncing around with their inflatable toys/
    Out on a night of pure delight
    Watch out sista they're gonna fight/
    There u have it,there u see
    The average Saturday night 4 me/
    Grab my gear,head for the door
    I know next week i'll be back for more/
    Please don't take this to seriously
    Is just a little piece of comedy/
    If it made u giggle,made u smile
    Then it has been worth my while.



    Any comments good or bad would be greatly appreciated.

    Lulu
    Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
    Warriors Come Out To Play!

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    i liked it. it was funny. can't beat suttin that just breaks down a guy's ego.
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