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    One day I was walkin thru the forest of nowhere
    Some little blue dude crossed my way and asked me "Where the hoes at"
    I told him I didnt know and I just cant imagine
    A whore, small like that, so he could stick his pack in
    But he was horny as hell, my friend, let me tell you that
    As he was by my side I caught him tryna hump on a rat
    The motherfucker wouldnt stop, he wouldnt give up
    he was really stressin out like "Yo I need to bust a nut"
    I was like "my friend, why dont you just masturbate behind the bushes"
    "Cause the bushes and trees round here got eyes, and Im too pussy"
    So we knocked that thought and kept on lookin for bitches
    His definition of a dime "a nice blue pussy and a thick ass"
    We came across the local whorehouse, but the owner was a problem
    Gargamel was runnin this, my little friend was like "Lets dump him"
    So I sat behind the steering wheel of my Hummer H2
    And the Smurf was loadin up his shotgun and the twenny-two
    He ran up in there, all I heard was shots and screams
    And i heard my little smurf go like "Dont FUCK wit me!"
    He came out with 2 sluts, a human and a smurf
    "Lets ride out of here, lets settle down on friendly turf"
    So we came home, it was later that day
    I wasnt really horny so I blew my bitch away
    but the smurf had his fun with the corpse and the small ho
    and he was like "whenever u need shit, i aint too far yo!"
    So I walked out the forest with a mind full of memories
    gang violence, rape and murder, yes, my adventure was hilarious

    Smashman
    ^he's from austria, without stereotyping most central/eastern europeans are sexfiends where nothing is taboo.
    -MidwestSwing

  • #2
    dats twisted...lol
    Mystery
    Another Fallen Soldier
    ~Rest In Piece Marvin, Mark, Leona, Proof & Kasey J~

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    • #3
      slightly off ya rocker?

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      • #4
        Best one yet.
        Now let the night be dark for all of me.
        Let the night be too dark for me to see
        Into the future. Let what will be, be.'

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        • #5
          lol you're crazy
          amusing poem though
          good one
          ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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          • #6
            Yesss.. fuckin fab Smash
            "Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before." - Poe

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            • #7
              an adventure alright!

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