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  • My Last Request...

    As they lay me down to rest,
    Placing my hands across my chest..
    Can't speak a word my mouth's Stitched shut
    So much for that last cigaret...

    The fresh new casket is all set,
    ready for veiwing,
    Is my suit Pressed?!?

    Do we have enough benches
    Or are they called pews?
    Are we settled in church
    or some parlor Room?

    Will this be a closed casket veiwing..?
    or An Open to the public veiw?

    Did you lay out the sign-in book
    for all of the guests?
    It's not like I'll be able to read it though...
    Just leave it out...It just looks good.

    Oh Crap!....
    The cards and the Pamplets.....
    Are you sure they've been checked...?

    Is the name spelled correctly..?
    Is that the right time of death..?

    Was everyone invited?
    You know family and friends...
    What about my ex...?
    Does she know I'm dead?

    I did always like the way
    she gave good...*Er..*
    *ahem* well anyway...

    What about my Baby..?
    You Know..The girl I've been with...?
    She's been outta town visiting family and friends..

    She doesn't know...She'll be disappointed...
    Wondering who granted my last dying wish..
    She'll be sayin shit like...

    "That Son of a Beeachhhe..He wouldn't dare.!!!
    That Little mother Fluffer.OOOh.Just wait til..!!!.(HEH HEH..She's not allowed to swear..)

    She'll never have the chance...
    to spank me for my crime...
    Just thinking about what she does to me..
    Gets to me everytime...

    Damn .. would ya look at that!!!!
    My snicker's still working...(atleast that what she calls it..)
    *satisfying her hunger..like nuts, nouget and chocolate.*

    What the hell am I thinkin..!?!
    I'm not that dead and I'll be here a while...
    Good Thing I'm holding a card with her name..
    explaining I leave her everything,
    as long as she grants me just one wish...
    it goes something like this...

    "If you are reading My Last wish...
    It's obvious my life's over with...
    I remember something that you had said ...
    Memories last even after we're dead.
    So I was kinda thinking that you would understand
    why my last request in life is ...

    The Last memory I'd like to be left with....

    Climb aboard baby..since,
    I'm not going anywhere for a while..
    Grab you a snickers... go on...go ahead..
    satisfy your hunger..while you make your man smile..."





    KRK/2004Oct
    Muhwhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a....

  • #2
    TOO MORBID???? What am I to think... a few have read this poem but no one comments....
    This was written completely in jest... sick as the joke may seem... I celebrate life not death...
    That is understood as the way most men would want to die though many lack the courage to say...
    So go ahead... I understand I left many of you speechless eh... Lots of love to all though.....

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    • #3
      it started off so nice................lol

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      • #4
        it did start off with a good gothic feeling...
        but i just got a bit confused as it is progressed lol
        ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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        • #5
          HEH HEH HEH.... That's cool.... Two brave souls... with a sense of humor... Thanks

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          • #6
            Damn .. would ya look at that!!!!
            My snicker's still working...(atleast that what she calls it..)
            *satisfying her hunger..like nuts, nouget and chocolate.*


            HAHAHA. Niiiice.
            .:The 13th Chamber:.
            -The 13th chamber is as cold as a tomb,
            and its dark in ur room, when we all sneak to ur bed to pour salt in ur wounds-


            omen
            Syztim
            ALEXTHEGREAT
            GhOsT

            5.3

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