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    I have been inspired by someone on this board to write a poem. Therefore, I am going to use this opportunity to get something off my chest once and for all. Some of you may feel me (if you’ve ever been in a fucked up relationship *ladies*) and others may not. So, if you’re too sensitive, just scroll on out. Thank you. The poem is called, I Hate Your Penis.
    Here we go…

    I hate your penis
    I hate everything about it
    Your penis and I got along great for years until it started sticking itself into places it didn’t belong
    What the fuck went wrong?
    Man, I hate your penis
    This is WAR!
    I hope that shit just falls off for no reason and the doctors tell you they CAN’T reattach it…HAHA!
    However, if they do, don’t worry, I’ll take care of you
    Oh, I’m sorry; did I forget to mention that Lorena Bobbitt’s my idol too?
    Okay, look here, dingle o’ ling, wee-wee, thang- thang, cock, dick or what ever the fuck you call yourself…
    I want you out of my life for good. Don’t cum BACK…I mean, come BACK!
    Or I’ll blow your fuckin’ head off
    Your penis has no soul
    I hope that a bunch of chimpanzees go wild and rip it the fuck off and run away with it…oooooh!
    Wait a minute, don’t go
    I hope your penis swells to oblivious from some kind of unexplained very, very rare disease
    You want sexual healin’? Shit, please
    Man, what the hell is that little penis going to do?
    Yes I’m talking to you
    You gonna stick it to me
    You’ll get slapped steppin’ up to me
    Rising up like you hard
    Bitch, back up, fuckin’ retard
    I don’t give a fuck, call your balls
    They’ll get crushed like Niagara Falls
    Go shrivel up some damn where, fuckin’ coward
    I’ll stomped the hell out of you
    I hate your penis
    Now, don’t get me wrong, I love penis and everything, but yours is just fucked up!
    I want to strangle the living shit out of it!
    Prick. You ain’t shit

    So now that I’m through with you
    I can now start on the fucker that you’re attached to
    You got another thing coming, asshole
    But, I’ll save that for later –you little idiot you!
    I hate your penis and you too
    So fuck you…
    Okay, that’s enough. I’m out, peace!

    Mae2004
    i love somebody from this board and imma marry him.

  • #2
    ^^ lolz @ mic! damn..i like yer poem..its kinda funny..but good..shows ure hate..i cant relate 2 it..but..w/e i guess its good enuf 78/100 (just my ratin..
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    • #3
      ohh dear lordy,well,this was kinda weird but u know how us men are,we think with the lil head,trying to get a lil head and get breastfeed.
      But still,i know what u saying tho,but don't get it twisted,women are worse then men,back stabbing,lying 2 faced butt monkeys from a small island just off the east coast of taiwan.
      If you not taking care of your man at home then a dog will roam,maybe he may find a better situation,maybe he'll just find a diease from the tramp he was with.
      Ladies plz take care of your man,cuz if your man loves u he will give you his all but all the back-talk cursing and carry on about nothing,is a real qwik way to push your man into the arms of another woman who will reap the benefits that u once enjoyed but blame it on yourself cuz u wasn't good enuff to maintain a good relationship with your man and maybe thats why he's out cheating on u.
      Heres the keys to a happy realationship with a man(becuz we are simple creatures)just feed,love,comfort your man and u got it made(oh yeah,bring beer,don't talk during the game or the discovery channel and don't ever block the t.v.).
      Have u ever seen a really beautiful woman with a ugly guy and u wonder,how did that happen?If you are the ugliest man alive and have the prurest heart,real women will catch on to that really qwik and keep you for herself but u have to be sincere. With women,its more emotional than looks but for lil girls its all about the looks and who u hang with. But heres something that men need to realize also,women hold you down,but bitches hold you up.If women do dirt,its away from your crib but bitches will have *****s all up where u live?Women tell the truth but bitches tell lies now if u haven't heard shit this b4,then i'm goddamn surprised!!
      mr. poop chute banger says....
      Homeland Security Advisory System
      http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/progra...ease_0046.shtm
      is wrestling fake?
      http://www.wimp.com/fake/

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mae2004
        I have been inspired by someone on this board to write a poem. Therefore, I am going to use this opportunity to get something off my chest once and for all. Some of you may feel me (if you’ve ever been in a fucked up relationship *ladies*) and others may not. So, if you’re too sensitive, just scroll on out. Thank you. The poem is called, I Hate Your Penis.
        Here we go…

        I hate your penis
        I hate everything about it
        Your penis and I got along great for years until it started sticking itself into places it didn’t belong
        What the fuck went wrong?
        Man, I hate your penis
        This is WAR!
        I hope that shit just falls off for no reason and the doctors tell you they CAN’T reattach it…HAHA!
        However, if they do, don’t worry, I’ll take care of you
        Oh, I’m sorry; did I forget to mention that Lorena Bobbitt’s my idol too?
        Okay, look here, dingle o’ ling, wee-wee, thang- thang, cock, dick or what ever the fuck you call yourself…
        I want you out of my life for good. Don’t cum BACK…I mean, come BACK!
        Or I’ll blow your fuckin’ head off
        Your penis has no soul
        I hope that a bunch of chimpanzees go wild and rip it the fuck off and run away with it…oooooh!
        Wait a minute, don’t go
        I hope your penis swells to oblivious from some kind of unexplained very, very rare disease
        You want sexual healin’? Shit, please
        Man, what the hell is that little penis going to do?
        Yes I’m talking to you
        You gonna stick it to me
        You’ll get slapped steppin’ up to me
        Rising up like you hard
        Bitch, back up, fuckin’ retard
        I don’t give a fuck, call your balls
        They’ll get crushed like Niagara Falls
        Go shrivel up some damn where, fuckin’ coward
        I’ll stomped the hell out of you
        I hate your penis
        Now, don’t get me wrong, I love penis and everything, but yours is just fucked up!
        I want to strangle the living shit out of it!
        Prick. You ain’t shit

        So now that I’m through with you
        I can now start on the fucker that you’re attached to
        You got another thing coming, asshole
        But, I’ll save that for later –you little idiot you!
        I hate your penis and you too
        So fuck you…
        Okay, that’s enough. I’m out, peace!

        Mae2004
        LMAO - One of the funniest on the board

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        • #5
          damn girl, dont be so mean, i know your poem is true and i just want to tell u, donot give up on the penis. This is when most girl start fucking with other pussy. On the other hand your poem is the bomb, but am kinda scared of you know it changes the way i think you feel or how u feel about the penis(justplaying) u still a bustard and if ever tryed to live out that shit with me IWILLSLAMURASS.okay cakes i gave u 10 min to call back am getting ready to leave the gym know hit me up latter. LCM.

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          • #6
            oo so when u getting marry and when u was going to tell me cuz i allready know who it is. i be knowing these things mae mea . ha ha. late.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by LCM
              oo so when u getting marry and when u was going to tell me cuz i allready know who it is. i be knowing these things mae mea . ha ha. late.

              Mae Mae is a slut from hell it seem's like it to me.

              people try to fuck me up and ill fuck them up anyway you try me. ::

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              • #8
                Originally posted by LCM
                damn girl, dont be so mean, i know your poem is true and i just want to tell u, donot give up on the penis. This is when most girl start fucking with other pussy. On the other hand your poem is the bomb, but am kinda scared of you know it changes the way i think you feel or how u feel about the penis(justplaying) u still a bustard and if ever tryed to live out that shit with me IWILLSLAMURASS.okay cakes i gave u 10 min to call back am getting ready to leave the gym know hit me up latter. LCM.
                WTF? Okay dude, seeing that I already know who you are, I'll be nice to you, but don't dare cross me or I'll "SLAMYOURASS" after your penis and I go toe -to -toe!

                Welcome to the board anyway...have fun!
                i love somebody from this board and imma marry him.

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