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    what do u do when u stranded
    with no paper on the roll
    to prove imma a man
    i had to wipe with my hand
    now everybody knows
    i was stranded
    o o o
    as i sit here to reminisce
    thought i had to fart
    but i really had to piss
    squeezed this shit
    with all my might
    cuz just then
    my jeans felt tight
    but i had been feeling good
    all goddamn week
    but then i got this funny feeling
    that my faucet just leaked
    whao,wait this is nasty
    but i couldn't open up my pants
    cuz my ass was gassy
    so now i try to cover up
    but its already too late
    cuz nosy fuckin people
    just uncovered my mistake
    cuz on my pants was a pee stain
    by my feet a fuckin lake
    i'm saying to myself
    ain't this fuckin great
    so i run to the bathroom
    with my leaky fuckin pole
    only 1 stall open
    no paper on the roll
    so now i sit down
    and whoa is me
    all this happen
    cuz i had to pee
    just when i thought it was over
    and the pee episode had passed
    now i feel something moist
    slashed up against my ass
    1st thought--success
    2nd thought my bad
    i took a surprise dump
    with no paper on the roll
    damn it this day
    has taken its toll
    will somebody ever help me
    i yelled with all my might
    stranded in the shithouse
    all goddamn nite
    like the rock said
    shut tha hell up
    and know ur role
    i hope u never get stranded
    on the tiolet bowl?
    dumb ass
    its even written on the door
    mr. poop chute banger says....
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    http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/progra...ease_0046.shtm
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  • #2
    Originally posted by revdaalkaholik
    what do u do when u stranded
    with no paper on the roll
    to prove imma a man
    i had to wipe with my hand
    now everybody knows
    i was stranded
    o o o
    as i sit here to reminisce
    thought i had to fart
    but i really had to piss
    squeezed this shit
    with all my might
    cuz just then
    my jeans felt tight
    but i had been feeling good
    all goddamn week
    but then i got this funny feeling
    that my faucet just leaked
    whao,wait this is nasty
    but i couldn't open up my pants
    cuz my ass was gassy
    so now i try to cover up
    but its already too late
    cuz nosy fuckin people
    just uncovered my mistake
    cuz on my pants was a pee stain
    by my feet a fuckin lake
    i'm saying to myself
    ain't this fuckin great
    so i run to the bathroom
    with my leaky fuckin pole
    only 1 stall open
    no paper on the roll
    so now i sit down
    and whoa is me
    all this happen
    cuz i had to pee
    just when i thought it was over
    and the pee episode had passed
    now i feel something moist
    slashed up against my ass
    1st thought--success
    2nd thought my bad
    i took a surprise dump
    with no paper on the roll
    damn it this day
    has taken its toll
    will somebody ever help me
    i yelled with all my might
    stranded in the shithouse
    all goddamn nite
    like the rock said
    shut tha hell up
    and know ur role
    i hope u never get stranded
    on the tiolet bowl?
    dumb ass
    its even written on the door
    hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha rev thats some funny ass shit homie LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    FUCK YOU BITCH!!!! YEA YOU

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    • #3
      LOL!!!!!!!!!.......I needed a good laugh, thank's Rev.!!...
      YoU Can'T HurT wHat'S No lONger ThERe.... wITh nO heArT...I dOn't FUCKEN CARE

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      • #4
        That was probably the funiest poem i have ever read
        OH HAI!

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        • #5
          lol!!!
          Nasty!
          ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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          • #6
            ROFL....that was awesome.....especially liked "to prove imma man, had to wipe with my hand".....my first thought was.......why didn't you use the roll itself instead of your hand.....oh yeah, because you're a man....you guys just don't think like we do...LOL

            REally though, it was excellent.....if I had 8 arms, i'd give you all thumbs up for originality....but you'll just have to settle for 2. Good job.
            Life is what you make it.

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            • #7
              LMAO, nice one rev! :D
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              Welcome To The Family

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              • #8
                rofl
                As day comes, and night falls
                For the rest of our lives we miss y'all,
                And even though life must go on
                We still mourn while we should go on...

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                • #9
                  lmao awesome rev

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