left stranded on the toilet bowl?(this ain't 4 the weak-hearted)

[revdaalkaholik]

what do u do when u stranded
with no paper on the roll
to prove imma a man
i had to wipe with my hand
now everybody knows
i was stranded
o o o
as i sit here to reminisce
thought i had to fart
but i really had to piss
squeezed this shit
with all my might
cuz just then
my jeans felt tight
but i had been feeling good
all goddamn week
but then i got this funny feeling
that my faucet just leaked
whao,wait this is nasty
but i couldn't open up my pants
cuz my ass was gassy
so now i try to cover up
but its already too late
cuz nosy fuckin people
just uncovered my mistake
cuz on my pants was a pee stain
by my feet a fuckin lake
i'm saying to myself
ain't this fuckin great
so i run to the bathroom
with my leaky fuckin pole
only 1 stall open
no paper on the roll
so now i sit down
and whoa is me
all this happen
cuz i had to pee
just when i thought it was over
and the pee episode had passed
now i feel something moist
slashed up against my ass
1st thought--success
2nd thought my bad
i took a surprise dump
with no paper on the roll
damn it this day
has taken its toll
will somebody ever help me
i yelled with all my might
stranded in the shithouse
all goddamn nite
like the rock said
shut tha hell up
and know ur role
i hope u never get stranded
on the tiolet bowl?
dumb ass
its even written on the door

[RevolutioN]

what do u do when u stranded
with no paper on the roll
to prove imma a man
i had to wipe with my hand
now everybody knows
i was stranded
o o o
as i sit here to reminisce
thought i had to fart
but i really had to piss
squeezed this shit
with all my might
cuz just then
my jeans felt tight
but i had been feeling good
all goddamn week
but then i got this funny feeling
that my faucet just leaked
whao,wait this is nasty
but i couldn't open up my pants
cuz my ass was gassy
so now i try to cover up
but its already too late
cuz nosy fuckin people
just uncovered my mistake
cuz on my pants was a pee stain
by my feet a fuckin lake
i'm saying to myself
ain't this fuckin great
so i run to the bathroom
with my leaky fuckin pole
only 1 stall open
no paper on the roll
so now i sit down
and whoa is me
all this happen
cuz i had to pee
just when i thought it was over
and the pee episode had passed
now i feel something moist
slashed up against my ass
1st thought--success
2nd thought my bad
i took a surprise dump
with no paper on the roll
damn it this day
has taken its toll
will somebody ever help me
i yelled with all my might
stranded in the shithouse
all goddamn nite
like the rock said
shut tha hell up
and know ur role
i hope u never get stranded
on the tiolet bowl?
dumb ass
its even written on the door

hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha rev thats some funny ass shit homie LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tinytoones]

LOL!!!!!!!!!.......I needed a good laugh, thank's Rev.!!...

[MC Fresh]

That was probably the funiest poem i have ever read

[SneakySnufflez]

lol!!!
Nasty!

[LoneLioness]

ROFL....that was awesome.....especially liked "to prove imma man, had to wipe with my hand".....my first thought was.......why didn't you use the roll itself instead of your hand.....oh yeah, because you're a man....you guys just don't think like we do...LOL

REally though, it was excellent.....if I had 8 arms, i'd give you all thumbs up for originality....but you'll just have to settle for 2. Good job.

[GodFather]

LMAO, nice one rev! :D

[Derrty X-tina]

rofl

[SlamboS]

lmao awesome rev