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    (i did this in my english class...datz how bored i was...my teacher is really stupid and he always talks about his home country always refering to it as "back home"...and he's really bald but has a lotta ear and nose hair..i wrote this just for fun so dont expect it to be amazing..enjoi)


    He should take his ear hair
    And apply it to his head.
    He should shut the fuck up
    And wash himself instead.

    We could play connect-the-dots
    With the moles on his face.
    That's the only thing we do
    Cuz his class is such a waste.

    He always talks about "back home"
    How he could've been a principal.
    He tells us how he's on
    Cheap drugs and alcohol.

    He's so stupid
    Cuz he thinks prison is good.
    He should get locked up
    So he could get free food.

    He's so fuckin poor.
    He brags about it too.
    He's such a fag
    His shoes match his school bag.

    I hate his fuckin' guts
    I am sick and tired.
    I live patiently waiting
    For the day he gets fired.


    (and for those ppl who actually shop at Wal-Mart...no offence...im just makin fun of him so yea)
    Last edited by StiLL BaLLin'; 04-15-2003, 06:15 PM.

  • #2
    he never mentioned where he`s from?
    why hate when love is so much betta?

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    • #3
      LOL!!
      NICE!!!!

      very humorous!
      ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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      • #4
        nope...i forgot he said itz a small country and it has a VERY complicated name so im not even gonna try to remember it...lol itz not like i care either



        ooo i wrote another one(i had english today tooo)

        You were prolly a cute baby
        Just like any other.
        But then your mom dropped you
        And a truck ran you over.

        They took you to every plastic surgeon
        To try to remove your extra sex organ,
        But none of them succeeded
        Becuz $20 dollars were needed.
        But you had no dough, you were so poor
        That's why your mom became a whore.
        She had to strip in 10 clubs a night
        And mud wrestle for 30 cents a fight.

        (itz kinda gay but o well...he called me an accident AGAIN!!!!i couldnt take it anymore..so i read him this and i just walked outta da room...HE FELT SOOO DUMB)

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        • #5
          im just curious coz he sounds like my former high school teacher who migrated to the states.
          why hate when love is so much betta?

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          • #6
            LOL...he might be...He said he lived in da states for a few years..and now he lives in canada...MAKIN MY LIFE MISERABLE...I CANT WAIT TIL HE GETS FIRED...everyone is like signing petitions to get him fired...by da way his name is MR. DEO SUKHU!! he told us dat "deo" stands for "god"..and he's like "by da way im not a god!"...im like "I HOPE NOT...CUZ U SURE DON'T LOOK LIKE ONE"(he is so fuckin ugly...he has a lotta moles on his face...and a lotta ear hair so da stuff i wrote about are actually true...im not exagerrating)

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            • #7
              haha. i guess im wrong. i dont know a Mr. deo...what? hehe.
              but he really sounds like my teacher. he`s an ass and that hair that hes got on his ears really grosses as out. he even has a mole to match it. hyuck! a mole and a hair inside the ears...i hope it doesnt get any grosser than that.
              why hate when love is so much betta?

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              • #8
                lol...but my teacher...O LORD!!! LOL...he doesnt have A mole...he has millions of 'em...and yea itz funny

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                • #9
                  LMFAO! dat shit is hella funny dawg, keep thems comin! haha
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                  Yeah.. I went there

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