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    Now that I was over the drama about my swimming, brainless friend
    I just knew something sick would happen to me again
    Now I was watchin' dogs catchin' frisbees in the park
    One came up to me, looked annoying, started to bark
    I asked "what's the problem, my furious friend"
    I couldn't believe how fast he attacked me, bit off my hand
    The bitch was running away, I was in need for my fingers
    cause lonely nights force me to do nasty thing-es
    Is it luck I found a rock or was it predicted?
    Anyway I had to stop the quickety-shit head
    So I threw the stone but no, fortuna left me this time
    it got some old man, he fell to the ground, screaming and dyin'
    "I'm so dope" I said to myself after strikin' the fart
    It was time to get my hand back, the dog was somewhere in the park
    "maybe he's hiding, maybe he's reading a book" I thought
    but then,...my thoughts was wrong
    the motherfucker was at the playground he ate kids like snacks
    "Now it's my turn" my mind turned and I grabbed the fuck's legs
    I made him fly like a bird, too bad he didn't have wings
    maybe he could've escaped the helicopter's rotator thing
    It was a mess, anyway I took my hand and went on
    to new adventures and journies, and back to jack off in the mornin'
    Like always,...oh...like always

    The Smashman


    thank you for your attention, now get me a drink, bitch!
    ^he's from austria, without stereotyping most central/eastern europeans are sexfiends where nothing is taboo.
    -MidwestSwing

  • #2
    Originally posted by SmashmAn
    it got some old man, he fell to the ground, screaming and dyin'
    "I'm so dope" I said to myself after strikin' the fart
    It was time to get my hand back, the dog was somewhere in the park
    "maybe he's hiding, maybe he's reading a book" I thought
    but then,...my thoughts was wrong
    the motherfucker was at the playground he ate kids like snacks

    The Smashman


    thank you for your attention, now get me a drink, bitch!
    LMFAO ... Smash these are so entertaining! Please post more.
    "Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before." - Poe

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    • #3
      I cant help but think this poem was written about me, maybe i am just being paranoid i dunno. i still have to give you respect, you got talent, nicely done! i think its an unreal peom keep rymin! even if it is about me dieing
      Last edited by K9.; 02-21-2004, 08:52 AM.

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      • #4
        naw it's not about you lol...I love dogs, but this bitch stole my hand, I can't have that.
        ^he's from austria, without stereotyping most central/eastern europeans are sexfiends where nothing is taboo.
        -MidwestSwing

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        • #5
          lmao, good shit.

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          • #6
            lol...you have issues...yet your agreat entertainer and in a twisted way your good at these amusing poems

            keep it up Ma$h <= ain called u dat in a minute
            Mystery
            Another Fallen Soldier
            ~Rest In Piece Marvin, Mark, Leona, Proof & Kasey J~

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            • #7
              Lol
              /-\narchy.

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              • #8
                Sma$hman > Shakespeare
                Originally posted by Rog
                "Let's go play some football, I'll rape you."
                Originally posted by Rog
                One day this girl was being dumb as hell so told her "shut the hell up or we'll rape you."
                Originally posted by KessenGTR
                RB is like an orgasm, but it's everlasting.

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