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whatever I'm talking about, you don't have a clue
you're looking for it, I already took it
I'm a criminal poet, cause my ways are so crooked
You're truely silly, I took your mother's dildo thing
now I'm in your parents bedroom, got her dildo'in
for me, playin' her clit, I look at her and slap her
"the way you hit me, you must be a violent rapper"
got her saying some stupid things, my dick in her mouth
so she won't cuss me out, cause no words comin' out
I buttfucked Santa Claus when he stopped in
to leave you presents for christmas, but I stole your Timbs
you will be a sad bastard at the day children cheer
cause they'll be heavenly amused over snow and Santa's reindeer
the red-nosed one, guess what...I fucked that too
whooped his ass and beat him to death, go boo-fuckin'-hoo
I had sex with the Grinch cause we both hate the same day
but after I came on his green face I took his life away
with my knife, 11 inch blade right through his neck
It's not hard to understand that bitch is lyin' dead
in his dump hill basement, raped in the butt
oh so OH MY GOD I cut half his head up
brain all over the floor, but I don't care
I just enjoy and get a good laugh, I just stare
at the bloody big thing, I take a shit on this one
spot his child, and kipnap his-son
I fucked everything, now my dick is limp
I'll just take a day off, and come back pretty pimp
Oh...shiiiiit...yo
-The Smashman
I was soooo bored, so you know how i do it
Another Fallen Soldier 
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