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    If I can't have it, I'll take it from you
    whatever I'm talking about, you don't have a clue
    you're looking for it, I already took it
    I'm a criminal poet, cause my ways are so crooked
    You're truely silly, I took your mother's dildo thing
    now I'm in your parents bedroom, got her dildo'in
    for me, playin' her clit, I look at her and slap her
    "the way you hit me, you must be a violent rapper"
    got her saying some stupid things, my dick in her mouth
    so she won't cuss me out, cause no words comin' out
    I buttfucked Santa Claus when he stopped in
    to leave you presents for christmas, but I stole your Timbs
    you will be a sad bastard at the day children cheer
    cause they'll be heavenly amused over snow and Santa's reindeer
    the red-nosed one, guess what...I fucked that too
    whooped his ass and beat him to death, go boo-fuckin'-hoo
    I had sex with the Grinch cause we both hate the same day
    but after I came on his green face I took his life away
    with my knife, 11 inch blade right through his neck
    It's not hard to understand that bitch is lyin' dead
    in his dump hill basement, raped in the butt
    oh so OH MY GOD I cut half his head up
    brain all over the floor, but I don't care
    I just enjoy and get a good laugh, I just stare
    at the bloody big thing, I take a shit on this one
    spot his child, and kipnap his-son
    I fucked everything, now my dick is limp
    I'll just take a day off, and come back pretty pimp

    Oh...shiiiiit...yo

    -The Smashman

    I was soooo bored, so you know how i do it
    ^he's from austria, without stereotyping most central/eastern europeans are sexfiends where nothing is taboo.
    -MidwestSwing

  • #2
    LMAO @ The Grinch dead and ass raped! 3;-)3
    "Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before." - Poe

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    • #3
      lol it's confirmed....your a real nutter

      gud shit
      keep up da humerous poems
      Mystery
      Another Fallen Soldier
      ~Rest In Piece Marvin, Mark, Leona, Proof & Kasey J~

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      • #4
        That was really a great poem!It freaked the hell out of me but still you have talent and skills....keep it up...

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