HIP HOP LIFESTYLE

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

My Discman (a poeme)

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • My Discman (a poeme)

    Wherever I go, my little friend, I carry him with me
    Never fails to entertain me, till I gotta change the battery
    But as soon as I put a new one in and press PLAY
    He's ramblin' and ramblin' ...all the way
    Sometimes he's pissin' me off, you know skippin' a record
    He's gettin 5 knocks on his fuckin' head for every missed second
    And If he makes it a minute, I rape his mother
    You know my big soundsystem, and my mp3 player be his brother
    I slap 'em all, fuck that hi-tech shit
    I hold me a robot-ho, I'm a high-end pimp
    I sell TVs to sick people, that abuse 'em and cum
    on the flat screen, motherfuckin' buncha bums
    Let me tell you about this funny thing that happened to me
    When I was watchin' a movie on my plasma-TV
    I was all hyped like "How will this fantastic movie end!" and then---Blackout
    I was on fire, pretty angry...so I started to shizzag-shout
    "What the fuck you ho!" and I grabbed my fo'fo
    shot the TV, right between the eyes,..well where they should be at
    If it would've been a human, you know, livin' and breathin'
    Sorry I'm off-topic. the funny part is
    Fuck I messed up my TV, there's no funny part bitch!
    I still need to pay the bills for the last 2 years
    Or I'm about to get locked up, for about 3 years
    and you know how shit go, in prison, my friend
    They call me the "MAkin Big Buttholes" Man
    If there's nothing to bang and I'm there with this kids
    In teenage jail for outragin' teenagers, I'll make 'em my bitch
    So I sit on my throne, in cell five-twenny three
    Gettin' a BJ by some boi, my discman and ME

    The Smashman

    this is pretty fucked up and gay, let's call it modern art...enjoy
    Last edited by SmashmAn; 03-05-2004, 02:17 PM.
    ^he's from austria, without stereotyping most central/eastern europeans are sexfiends where nothing is taboo.
    -MidwestSwing

  • #2
    that was interesting, yes off topicness lol but interesting
    some parts weren't very good *tutz*
    other parts were
    not my favourite i still like BURN :D
    and um the fish


    gud work, bk 2 da randomness
    Mystery
    Another Fallen Soldier
    ~Rest In Piece Marvin, Mark, Leona, Proof & Kasey J~

    Comment


    • #3
      Freeeeeeeeeeeeeek
      /-\narchy.

      Lilith Entertainment Wallpapers

      Comment


      • #4
        ummmm it was kind of weird....but it was good
        "This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."

        Comment


        • #5
          you have such a passionate relationship with the weirdest things smash
          lol good one
          ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

          Comment


          • #6
            Yep I agree with sneaky. Anyways like always great but weird poem! You freaaak like Mentira have said. Keep writing your poems are interesting.

            Comment


            • #7
              i cant say much else besides; wow. that was a hell of a poem bro, haha.
              ------------------------------------
              "He Who Makes a Beast Out of Himself, Gets Rid of the Pain of Being a Man."
              ------------------------------------

              Comment


              • #8
                ^uh huh!!

                Comment

                Post ad widget 300x250

                Collapse

                LATEST POSTS

                Collapse

                Topics Statistics Last Post
                Started by WesleyDrake, 01-15-2021, 09:59 AM
                2 responses
                9 views
                0 likes
                Last Post dropdimes18  
                Started by DavideRucker, Today, 01:51 AM
                0 responses
                1 view
                0 likes
                Last Post DavideRucker  
                Started by zialipro1, Yesterday, 08:07 AM
                0 responses
                1 view
                0 likes
                Last Post zialipro1  
                Started by b2bdataquest, Yesterday, 05:37 AM
                0 responses
                2 views
                0 likes
                Last Post b2bdataquest  
                Started by KennethFelix, 01-16-2021, 01:50 AM
                0 responses
                2 views
                0 likes
                Last Post KennethFelix  
                Started by levisleone, 01-16-2021, 12:19 AM
                0 responses
                6 views
                0 likes
                Last Post levisleone  
                Started by basketballeven, 01-15-2021, 04:02 PM
                0 responses
                2 views
                0 likes
                Last Post basketballeven  
                Started by basketballeven, 01-15-2021, 02:31 PM
                0 responses
                5 views
                0 likes
                Last Post basketballeven  
                Started by SamueleRiley, 01-15-2021, 02:24 AM
                1 response
                11 views
                0 likes
                Last Post kmonahan  
                Started by torchketousa, 01-14-2021, 11:24 PM
                0 responses
                2 views
                0 likes
                Last Post torchketousa  
                Working...
                X