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  • Shake Dat Place Up (a poeme)...Warning: CrunK

    If you fool me once, shame on me
    If you fool me twice, I'ma take your life
    You fuckface-homo-motherfuckin' shit-BITCH
    I fuck your ass up, gotta get me brown flava-shit-DICK
    I hit your mama, your daddy, your sisters and brothers
    The baby and the dog, Naw...can't be bothered
    I'm not into that riddle-dum-diddle-dum, CRACKA
    Shake dat place up, Sick-of-sum crackaaa
    Now go on, explain how you got buttfucked by Smash
    AIn't nobody gon' believe you that I been in your ass
    I make sure to rip ur body apart, wit that cock
    Sharp like razorblade motherfuckers, throw ya drinks uuuup
    So why don't you get crunk, drunk and crooked
    Fuck all of your relatives and friends, I'm so fly lookin'
    I'm your pimp and your preacher, tell me slut
    Are you gonna be friendly or defend when I ram it in your butt
    I dunno what I'm talkin' bout, ALCOHOL takin OVAAAAA
    Pimps, Playas, Crunk-a-lizics, THROW ya HOES UUUP
    This is smashalicious, fuck you and fuck your eyes
    You just read the worst bullshit you ever seen in ur life
    Now take that, rewind it back, SmashMayne got da poem make your pussy go BOOM!

    The Smashman
    ^he's from austria, without stereotyping most central/eastern europeans are sexfiends where nothing is taboo.
    -MidwestSwing

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    "To save the world requires faith and courage: faith in reason, and courage to proclaim what reason shows to be true." - Bertrand Russell

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    • #3
      lol you watch too much chapelle show

      but its a good poem good stuff
      q

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