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    I'm sorry but that shit is just too damn true.

    I finally got my VCR working and I've been watching alot of my ECW pay per views that I had. Man, hands down ECW had the best commentators... And the whole time it was only 1 commentator (Joey Styles) or 2... With "Cyrus the Virus". My god they just say shit at the right time that can get a laugh out of you.... They KNOW what the moves are called... And NOT only the finishers... Half the commentators out there *cough* WWE TNA *cough* can't even name moves.

    Like in one match... it was Balls Mahoney vs. RVD... RVD goes for a northern lights suplex and Balls reverses it mid air into a tornado DDT onto a chair. Then Bill Alphonso pours a bottle of water on RVD... Joey Styles says "Alphonso pouring water on Van Dam, trying to get him back in this match, doesn't seem to be working, now he's unconscious and wet." lol.

    Another example... Lance Storm vs. Jerry Lynn, Cyrus was talking about intangibles in the match... Joey Styles said one of which was the "fake pair of breasts at ringside" (Dawn Marie).... Cyrus cut in and said "those are fake?" and Styles responded with "is there a real pair in the business"... Cyrus then follows that with "you and I are a real pair". lmao. Shit is too funny.
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    Originally posted by Helmz
    They KNOW what the moves are called... And NOT only the finishers... Half the commentators out there *cough* WWE TNA *cough* can't even name moves.
    That's why i like Joey, he came to the WWE and start doing his thing, focusing on the moves instead of the storylines, Joey is an announcer, not some novel comentator. Vince is a bitch.

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    • #3
      Vince has always wanted the announcers to sell the storylines more than the moves. JR does a good job at naming moves and storylines, but Styles is head and shoulders above Coach and Lawler, which is funny, because you think Lawler would have gotten better over the years.

      I vaguely remember Cyrus, but I really remember Joel Gertner, that fat guy who use to wear the soft neck brace, lmao.

      I remember I went to an ECW show in Fort Lauderdale and the big news story was Elian Gonzalez and if he should be sent back or allowed to stay. Well, Gertner came out and introduced himself as...Joel "Send that little Cuban fucker back to Cuba" Gertner. I swear that place shook when he said that from all the cheering.

      ECW always put on the best shows and although the announcing isn't what people remember about it, Styles really did a good job. I loved when Styles would say "Oh My God!" or "Holy Shit!". I always found that funny.

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      • #4
        WWE=bad
        TNA=horrible (Dave West mostly)
        ROH=bad and good but mostly bad lol (CM Punk as the commentator was AWESOME)
        ECW=great commentating, mostly cause of Styles

        Styles is great IMO because of his voice and his delivery, 2 most important things

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        • #5
          Nah!!! Nah!!! Pedigree!!! Pedigree!!! The Cerebral Assassin!! That Son Of A Bitch! Son Of A Bitch!!
          GO CUBS


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          You can't walk in my shoes, bunions

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          • #6
            ^ ha.
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            • #7
              STYLES , OH MY GOOOOOOD ! > * , although i like J.R's punchlines etc , i hate king with a passion
              They've Bottled It.

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