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  • OMG liek tehy r teh gayness?!

    Source: http://www.n4g.com/wii/News-26030.aspx

    Zelda's fairy obsessed Tingle is gay. No question. But how about Gears of War's gruff and brutish Marcus Fenix or God of War's one man massacre machine, Kratos? Here are five popular gaming heroes that we think show signs of covert - and not so covert - campness. Could they be gay...?

    Kratos - God of War
    Sure, he's violent, full of rage and enjoys pleasuring generously breasted ladies, but he's still a buff, bald-headed, semi-naked Greek Adonis that isn't shy of flashing an inch or two of thigh. He also "accidentally" killed his wife and daughter. Which probably means he's got a grudge against women. Or something.


    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    As a soldier, Fenix obviously enjoys the company of other men and probably enjoys some healthy, hetero-male bonding with his comrades back at the barracks during R&R. He's also spent a stretch in prison and we all know that prison is a non-stop orgy of man-on-man love. Oh, and he also wears a bandana. God only knows what he's got on under all that macho armor.


    Jimmy Hopkins - Bully
    With his school-yard boy kissing antics, young Jimmy is definitely a candidate for Closet Town. However, in fairness to the freckle-faced Hopkins, whether or not he makes out with his Bullworth Academy boy buddies is entirely down to the player. And if you choose to steer Jimmy in that direction, well, that's your prerogative. Hey, no one's judging...


    Frank West - Dead Rising
    There's no escaping the fact that zombie killer Frank pitches on the camp side of manly. When not demolishing the heads of the undead, he enjoys dressing in woman's clothes. And children's clothes. Probably not gay per se, but definitely a bit kinky and not one to shy away from carnal "experimentation."


    Vaan - Final Fantasy XII
    A picture speaks a thousand words and the image below of Final Fantasy XII's hero shouts in an effeminate Hollywood stylist kind of way: "I AM SOOOOO GAY." Vaan is also good at pick pocketing and wants to be a sky pirate. He's all kinds of gay. Gay, gay, gay.


    <me again> lol I definetely agree with Vaan and maybe Frank West.
    Clean Since: 12.10.08

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    What about Mario always getting into the pipe? Whats up with THAT!?
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    • #3
      ^Yoshi swallowing things with his tongue
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      Originally posted by kEgBeGgEr
      I don't have a problem with gays, in fact I wouldn't mind sharing a room with one

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Kaoticz View Post
        What about Mario always getting into the pipe? Whats up with THAT!?
        He certainly lays alot of pipe that's for sure.
        Clean Since: 12.10.08

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        • #5
          haha thats funny as shit. i agree with the last one
          i have a belly full of white dog poop and you lay this shit on me?

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