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  • Saved by the Bell (Old School v Hang Time)

    You know those absolutely shambolic shows that
    you watch when your off school and you have lost
    the tv remote? You know, the shows that you turn
    away from but always go back to, because depite
    all the cheeseyness and feeble jokes, you really
    want to see if they build over the sports hall,
    or if screech can get a date to the bi-weekly
    dance? The beard has decided to pit old school
    saved by the bell with Hang Time, same system as
    before:

    Zack v Michael

    Zack was the king, admit it. This Michael ass
    isn't fit to lace his boots. No f*cking compo,
    piss off Michael, no one can mess with zack's
    classic stunts. Next.

    SBTB 1 0 HT

    Mr Belding v Coach Fuller

    Belding couldn't slam dunk to save his fat arse
    but that means nothing when you have the
    personality of a peice of lint like Coach Fuller.

    SBTB 2 0 HT

    Kelly v Julie Connor

    Are you fiddling my bearded chin, female
    sportswoman aren't sexy, Kelly ruled supreme, the
    beard totally would.

    SBTB 3 0 HT

    Lisa v Teddy

    Token black v token black, although Lark Vories
    went on to be surprisingly hot (see In Da House),
    she couldn't match the fat basketball player for
    humour. Man he was fat. I mean jesus. Legend
    performance in "Me , Myself and Irene" however.

    SBTB 3 1 HT

    Jesse v The ginger slut

    Jesse was an annoying feminist whore, so imagine
    how delighted the beard was when she helped him
    get off in "show girls" and showed her tits again
    in "Any Given Sunday". Nonetheless she stunk up
    the show and the ginger slut wasn't the worst,
    she'd do for a poke.

    SBTB 3 2 HT

    AC Slater v Vince D'Motta

    Slater was gangster goddamit, he set standards
    for toughguys on p*ssy shows. Screw Vince in the
    ear.

    SBTB 4 2 HT

    Theres only one left but it's pretty academic
    really now but anyway:

    Screech v Danny

    Screech was and remains a testament to being a
    spastic and getting paid for it. It's even more
    amazing that his retarded performance beats the
    tar out of wannabe Chandler-Bind Danny Melon.

    Final Score: Saved by the Bell (old school)
    trounces Hang Time 5- 2. The beard has spoken!
    Yes I know

  • #2
    well thought out
    http://www.youtube.com/rosecitysquadup

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    • #3
      lol

      a lot of time went into this
      fun facts about canada from real experts!

      Originally posted by TheRealAshland
      if you didnt know canada has laws against cursing i do belive
      Originally posted by PlasticSturgeon
      gotta love the 80% of each dollar being taken from you and not being able to own gun's.

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      • #4
        I totally forgot about that show...
        I think I got a generation brainwashed
        to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot
        Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
        I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
        Purple haze and acid raindrops
        Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
        Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
        Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
        You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you
        So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
        -Eminem


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        • #5
          DAMN U GOT A LOT OF TIME TO THINK ABOUT SHIT U SHOULD GO READ A BOOK




























































































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          • #6
            of course saved by the bell, old skool, wins hands down!
            RIP RyRy (U),
            May 23rd 2003 - Dec 29th 2004 (W)
            you broke my heart baby girl

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            • #7
              Look out for future matches such as:

              Jackass v The A-Team

              Spice Girls v D-12

              Rolf Harris v Paul Daniels
              Yes I know

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Skinbeard v2.0
                Rolf Harris v Paul Daniels
                no competition
                Attached Files

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                • #9
                  Youve got to take into account Rolf's hit making talent though
                  Yes I know

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Skinbeard v2.0
                    Youve got to take into account Rolf's hit making talent though
                    very true... plus being the CEO of KFC.... hmmm

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                    • #11
                      Paul Daniels is a great entertainer but loses a lot of cool points for his woeful appearence on da ali g show
                      Yes I know

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                      • #12
                        haha back in the day...zack was hotttttt...slaters muscles were wow and screech was annoyingly funny...and they had pretty girls...apart from jesse being kind of boyish with an afro...that show beat hang time hands down...no doubt about it...how could you resist not loving zacks stupid ideas which got everyone into trouble all the time?

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                        • #13
                          lol those saturday morning shows were great. old school saved by the bell was the best, none of that new class ish. lol hang time was cool too though, althought i can't remember a lot of it.

                          remember california dreams? hahaha good ish too
                          If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions

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                          • #14
                            Don't forget City Guys
                            Yes I know

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LadyConQuest
                              screech was annoyingly funny
                              ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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