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  • Fresh Prince v In Da House

    Lets break it down:

    Will Smith v LL Cool J

    LL's vegetarian crap was so gay, but generally a solid outing. Can't beat Will Smith though, More comic presence in his right testicle than LL has in his whole body.

    FP 1 - 0 IDH
    Carlton v Max

    Both ably played by the enigmatic Alfonso Ribiero (watch tics 3 to see him turn in a classic performance as a street thug)but carlton's comedy dancing was just too darn good.

    FP 2 - 0 IDH

    Hillary v Tonya

    Hillary was a total fox but something about Tonya's flexability made the beard cum his pants (The beard has since stopped wearing pants).

    FP 2 - 1 IDH

    Austen v Little Nicky

    A pair of whiny-arsed, obnoxious, shit-faced little creeps - the beard could care less but give it to Austen since he didn't try to be cool.

    FP 2 2 IDH

    Uncle Phil v the coach

    The Coach had the odd moment but was 10 leagues below Uncle Phil, ably played by Suge Knight. What a titan.

    FP 3 2 IDH

    Tiffany v Ashley

    After seeing them grow through the years, you just wanted to cum in both their little tight pussies but Tiffany gets this one because she had a hot rack.

    FP 3 3 IDH

    And so it comes to the decider. The beard has been reviewing his archive to be sure, oh ok the beard just wanted to have a wank over Tonya and Tiffany scenes but here we go.

    The decider: Geoffrey v Jackie

    No-brainer here. Jackie, despite her classic performance in the hit show "Fame" is quite frankly the least appealing peice of ass on show (the beard includes Uncle Phil's fat mama in that one). Geoffrey was probably more f*cking attractive and indeed is the only upper-class black man from England in living history and so he takes the crown here

    Final score: Fresh Prince 4 - 3 In Da House
    Yes I know

  • #2
    FP O' Bel Air.....The only good thing bout In Da House is that my main boi Alfonso's in it......And it put LL's career down the shitter....

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    • #3
      never seen in da house, but fresh prince was awesome back in the day
      RIP RyRy (U),
      May 23rd 2003 - Dec 29th 2004 (W)
      you broke my heart baby girl

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      • #4
        lol that was fun to read...
        I think I got a generation brainwashed
        to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot
        Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
        I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
        Purple haze and acid raindrops
        Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
        Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
        Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
        You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you
        So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
        -Eminem


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        Toppdoggkyles #1 Fan
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        Yes, I am a female

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        • #5
          Originally posted by shadyvsbizkit
          never seen in da house, but fresh prince was awesome back in the day
          no one asked you, fucking groupie
          IRON FIST OFFICIAL MIXTAPES

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          • #6
            In Da House could never compete with classic Fresh Prince
            Yes I know

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            • #7
              fresh prince of bel air was just too dope. and still is. in da house cant come close...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by bmk
                no one asked you, fucking groupie

                fuck you and stop stalking my posts!
                RIP RyRy (U),
                May 23rd 2003 - Dec 29th 2004 (W)
                you broke my heart baby girl

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                • #9
                  Fresh Prince fo' real
                  ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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