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    Written after xmas time in a poetry/freestyle forum by Kesh5 and Natk


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    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the yard
    not a creature was stirring, not even the guards.
    The windows were locked and bolted with care,
    in hopes that I wouldn't soon be there.

    The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
    while I locked their door so I wouldn't have to bust their heads.
    And Kim in the closet, with threats of putting her in the oven,

    I'm off to give Marshall some hot sticky lovin.
    When out in the hall there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from the kitchen to see what was the matter.
    Away to the window I flew like a flash,
    I'll be damned if I leave without Marshall's ass.


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    part 2

    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
    there was a tiny figure of NatK below,
    "I thought I told yo ass to wait by the car",
    Nat must have smelled dick now it's gonna be a war.

    We creept down the hall cat like and quick,
    I knew in a moment we would have his dick.
    More rapid than eagles, his time came,
    and Marshall woke and shouted and called us out our name:

    "You Bitch! You Trick!
    You, Fucking Crazy Ass Groupie!
    Who In The Hell Let You In!
    Kim Come Help Me!
    Where In The Hell Are My Guards!
    Call 911! Call 911!
    Get The Fuck Out You Bitches You Make Me Sick!"

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    the Conclusion part 3

    "Nat hold his legs while I tie him down",
    "Kesh shh be quiet what's that sound",
    "Nat we don't have much time jack that fucker off, while I sit on his face. Damn his lips are soft."

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard in the other room,
    Damn the gig is up, "Nat we have to move!"
    Nat wouldnt leave empty handed so she stole eminems glass,
    She put his boys in it I looked at her mad,
    "Kesh I'm gonna sell it on Ebay and make me some cash."

    Marshall look pale from his head to his foot,
    and his clothes were all tarnished with cum and the left over sperm that Nat almost took,
    With his guards at the door and sirens in the air,
    Nat stood there giving me puppy dog eyes in despair,
    Fucking bitch had the car keys so i couldnt leave her skank ass there.

    His eyes--how they twinkled! His dimples, how swell!
    His cheeks were like roses, this muthafucka was mad as hell!
    He foamed at the mouth as we jumed out the window,
    we would have gotten away quicker if it wasn't for the snow.
    Marshall gave chase, I clipped Nat and held her down,
    No need of both of us getting trouble only one needs to be found.
    "Damn how did you catch up",
    "I faked a seizure", "Damn Nat that's fucked up".
    We got to the gate with our fate sealed at hand,
    Fuck we got caught by the "man".

    As the police was took us away,
    I glanced back to see Marshall full of hate,
    We gave him a smile, a wink, and a nod,
    And yelled back at him before the police took us out of sight.

    "Merry Christmas to all, and Marshall we'll see you another night!"


    by Kesh5 and Natk

  • #2
    we wrote it just cause we had a groupie overload on the forum around that time and the replies from them were the most entertaining yet

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    • #3
      ..haha funny shit...you should hook up with marshall and kim and make that song..like another version of stan...

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      • #4
        The christmas version, Shit. It's kinda distubing yes... but most entertaining
        I think I got a generation brainwashed
        to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot
        Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
        I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
        Purple haze and acid raindrops
        Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
        Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
        Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
        You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you
        So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
        -Eminem


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        • #5
          haha you should post some of the replies from the groupies
          AIM: watch dees81

          http://www.myspace.com/famousandflame

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          • #6
            I can't find the whole thread

            It is so far back in the archives of threads, on the eminem forum it is a lot harder to do searches and especially since the member search takes like 6,000 posts back and its just too hard to go that far back..

            takes too long...

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            • #7
              Lol good one nat
              R.I.P Baby Juda
              June 16th 2004 - July 15th 2004

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              • #8
                can't take all the credit my keshia is a much more talented in the form of stalking poetry

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                • #9
                  That is some funny ass shit Nat
                  "i see a light at the end, but every time i take a step it gets dim, tell me is this hell we're livin' in? if so, heaven's gotta be better, but if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down" ~ J-Black

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