Has this ever happened to you?

[Diggity]

So I just went down to the beach and smoked a joint, then I went up to the grocery store. When I got to the check out stand, there was this hot little brunette chick working there. She rang up my bottle of Hershey's milkshake and then she started shaking it. I looked up at her and she told me, "I'm shaking your milkshake for you!" I thought that was the damn cutest thing I'd ever seen. I said, "thanks, that'll save me some time", and I put on this huge smile. I was too high so I didn't trust myself to talk to her, so I just smiled and took my stuff and left.

When I got home I looked in the mirror and saw this huge piece of black ash on my front tooth.

But I guess that's not as bad as the time I got high at the beach and then walked around checking out chicks in their bikinis and when I got home I saw that my fly was unzipped.

Or as bad as the time I got high at the beach and then flirted with a chick at a diner, only to discover bird shit on my hat when I got home.

Fuck it... I'm gonna go smoke another joint!

[Dri-rapsta]

oh shit diggity haha sorry i just gotta laugh at that

[A Great Dogman]

You're an idiot MiLLeRBoY

[vicksy]

When I got home I looked in the mirror and saw this huge piece of black ash on my front tooth.

But I guess that's not as bad as the time I got high at the beach and then walked around checking out chicks in their bikinis and when I got home I saw that my fly was unzipped.

Or as bad as the time I got high at the beach and then flirted with a chick at a diner, only to discover bird shit on my hat when I got home.

How's your luck....

[Rog]

Perhaps you should refarin from smoking spliffs at the beach lol.

[Manar]

^ werd lol

LMFAO @ THIS THREAD ..haha
thnx for the laugh..
ohh and no, i was never caught flirting with girls when my zipper is opened and i was high..

[Bacardi And Mountain Dew]

once i had just rolled a stubborn little stale blunt and i had a little piece of optimo paper on my lip...

...i was with my boyfriend and he kept laughing at me and i was like WHAT?!?! it was fun. you have to laugh at shyte like that.

[YEROC]

wow now thats some bad luck.. i did notice a small pattern with being high there.. lol

[martini500]

Lol! Sorry but you just gotta laugh them things off. Looks to me like a streak of bad luck when your high too.

[PVK-PervertKing]

Dude.STEP AWAY FROM THE WEED.Who knows next you may walks up to a police officer an ask if he wants some.

[AidToBeKool]

lmao, man that happens to me every day

[gEnEsIs]

Lmao... I notice a pattern of being high and being at the beach. Maybe being at the beach high really isn't so good for you, haha. Naw it made me laugh... so funny... especially the girl who shook your milkshake for you... that was funny too. But yeah... uh, that hasn't happened to me. But the main reason being is that I have never been high at the beach, and I flirt with guys, not girls. So yeah... thanks for the laugh... that was great. :D

[Heaven Cent]

Dude.STEP AWAY FROM THE WEED.Who knows next you may walks up to a police officer an ask if he wants some.

haha hes high not fucking blind and retarded I think no matter how shitty u get u still kno police neways funny stories

[Manar]

the worst thing that happened to me was a bad hair day situation ..

[Nel]

hehe that funny lol..

the worst thing that probably happend to me is sleeping in some1 car.. errr i guess i was so drunk that i just got in a car of a guy i don't know and selpt for 2 hours until he wake me up..