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    ok when your walking by people you dont like or dont know, begin to talk loudly about brutally murdering some small animal.

    examples:
    "you grab the dog by the neck and just shake until he stops twitching, and then twist the head 360 degrees around"

    "so bascially, you hold the cat by the tail and punch it in the head until it stops mewling, and then you dip it in a vat of boiling acid"

    "now theres a question i get a lot. do you rape the baby before or after you kill it? i find its best to begin raping it, then choke it to death just as you bust off"


    works especially well around young girls

  • #2
    hahahaha sounds fun
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    • #3
      Or you gotta do the "Did you hear on the news....(insert famous person's name here)....died in a horrible accident today. Then just keep the people going on it.
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      • #4
        word everybody try it

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        • #5
          I will. ::
          "To save the world requires faith and courage: faith in reason, and courage to proclaim what reason shows to be true." - Bertrand Russell

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          • #6
            talking about some made up sexual encounter thats really fucked is just as good I wont list any examples Im sure u can think of ur own
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            • #7
              hehe talk about disturbance!
              whats also good is saying something really embarrassing to a friend when with them e.g: like i've done before to friend.., "here! here they are.. extra small condoms!! i found them!" i did that to my friend in a really packed store a while ago and ohhhhh it was funny
              Bang-bang when i chitty-chitty

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              • #8
                hahaha...lmfao....gonna do that 2day
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dri-rapsta
                  hehe talk about disturbance!
                  whats also good is saying something really embarrassing to a friend when with them e.g: like i've done before to friend.., "here! here they are.. extra small condoms!! i found them!" i did that to my friend in a really packed store a while ago and ohhhhh it was funny

                  ahahahah i gotta try that

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                  • #10
                    hahaha the baby one is fucking hilarious. Choke it to death just as you bust off. Oh shit that's hilarious

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by norvillerogers
                      ahahahah i gotta try that
                      so tell us how do the girls react to that?
                      ~illenium~

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dri-rapsta
                        hehe talk about disturbance!
                        whats also good is saying something really embarrassing to a friend when with them e.g: like i've done before to friend.., "here! here they are.. extra small condoms!! i found them!" i did that to my friend in a really packed store a while ago and ohhhhh it was funny
                        lol yeah did something like that too! People were staring! It was funny!
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                        • #13
                          I really like Triumph's and Dri-Rapsta's ideas. That sounds hilarious. Or if you know the person and you are using Triumph's example and you know they are a big groupie or fan, just really get them going. That would be hilarious.
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                          • #14
                            I like walking up to complete strangers and act like they are long lost friends..

                            "Hey Jim, whats up man, long time no see."

                            If its in a crowded area I yell his name to people...

                            "Hey, everybody, its Jim, you remember Jim right??"

                            If hes with a girl...

                            "I haven't seen you since that party where you totally made out with that guy and told us you were gay..Is she pre or post op?

                            Then before I go..

                            "Well man, tell your mom I said hi, maybe we can get together sometime and talk about the old times"


                            Then just walk off.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by rak
                              so tell us how do the girls react to that?
                              well this one girl got really disgusted and turned to my friend (who was hanging out with her) and said "why are you friends with that guy?"

                              i also did the dog one to some random girl on the street.... she just stared at me

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