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    Your like a FAT man, Always asking for FEEDBACK
    this joke : how many hiphoppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? .................. three, one to screw in the new lightbulb, and two to argue over how much better the old one was.

  • #2
    lmao...thats a tight punchline....but check this one...

    "If you killed babies you still couldn't de-feotus" (defeat us)

    I dont know who said that one.....scarface told me it...

    p-ce
    www.canibusworld.com

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    • #3
      Yeah, I saw that one on my battle site recently,

      other ones I saw:

      I be the ILL plumber, Im 'sick of your shit';

      Like 2 lovers who couldnt E-lope: Im going 'ALL OUT';

      I gave your girlfriend your spine; to tell her that you backed-out of the relationship;

      zzzoom
      this joke : how many hiphoppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? .................. three, one to screw in the new lightbulb, and two to argue over how much better the old one was.

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      • #4
        heres one

        "even christ himself said I'm nice as hell" - Copywrite
        www.canibusworld.com

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        • #5
          "Even when I'm maggots imma still be fly..." - Ras Kass
          My Eminem and D12 collection for sale

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          • #6
            This battles got you 'frustrated'... Like the number between '6.8 and seven'... (Why?) Cause it's a 'Sixty Nine'... 'Interupted by a period'...
            -------------
            ... Like 'stickin keys in cows'... It's pointless to try an start beef

            -Jay Krupp
            this joke : how many hiphoppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? .................. three, one to screw in the new lightbulb, and two to argue over how much better the old one was.

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            • #7
              Damn, Jay Krupp is super dope......fuck, they are amazing....
              www.canibusworld.com

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              • #8
                what do ya call two lesbians on a canoe trip?

                -fur traders

                what do ya call a lesbian dinosaur

                -"ILIKALOTAPUS"



                heres some punchlines:
                -I'm not gay my boyfriend is
                -reynold's havin so much sex cums comin out of his ears

                heres the best:
                "what do you think of my girlfriend"
                "i'm not gonna lie, shes ugly"
                NUFF-Z <---- "z" pronounced "zed"

                http://www.angelfire.com/sports/meth...saidbanner.gif

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                • #9
                  "...This battle's over easy...like fried eggs"

                  just heard this one, made me laugh

                  Nuff Zed, they have to be battle punchlines
                  this joke : how many hiphoppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? .................. three, one to screw in the new lightbulb, and two to argue over how much better the old one was.

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                  • #10
                    heres one i came up with))))


                    you couldnt be ill engaging in unprotected sex with aids infects....
                    just be another statistic 4rm wich no annecdote can correct.///
                    Battle Record 25 - 6.
                    Official Winner of FT1.
                    http://www.dferecordz.com/gru.jpg
                    A coward dies a thousand deaths,
                    a soldier only dies but one.

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                    • #11
                      hahahahaha This is some funny shit!!!
                      Gratsi & Arrivederci,
                      Paul "Encrypted" Rocco
                      www.ENCRYPTED-MUSIC.tk
                      (Contact me professionally for any types business.)

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                      • #12
                        I got one but it aint funny but it's coo I heard it on the board a long time ago.

                        In this rap game I'm nobody,why,cuz nobodys pefect.

                        and this one is from Dre

                        U try to b the king but the ace is back.

                        If u listen to the sslp theres lots of them that em use's
                        DAYZ IS SHORT AND LIFE IS SHORTER.
                        Keep it real.

                        www.cvsfinest.com <---real hiphop

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                        • #13
                          Thas pretty cool D12 Fo Life!!
                          Gratsi & Arrivederci,
                          Paul "Encrypted" Rocco
                          www.ENCRYPTED-MUSIC.tk
                          (Contact me professionally for any types business.)

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                          • #14
                            The 'Nobody' one was dope,

                            I hope it wasnt on this board, cuz if it was, then it was bitten from an audio MC is know.
                            this joke : how many hiphoppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? .................. three, one to screw in the new lightbulb, and two to argue over how much better the old one was.

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                            • #15
                              Yo

                              For real, that nobody one was hot. You got anymore of those?
                              keep it real D12 fo life.

                              Peace out.
                              No expectations, no disappointments.
                              -Ted Danson (Becker)

                              I'll roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass.
                              -Eddie Griffin
                              (Double Take)

                              "NUKE'EM LETS NUKE THE BASTARDS."
                              -President, Independence Day

                              Can you keep a secret? So can I.
                              -Clue

                              Once I snap I cant be held accountable for my actions, thats when accidents happen.
                              -EMINEM

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