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    This shits kinda old but I thought it was funny so if u havnt seen it
    let it be a warning before u get any foreign tattoos

    Pitt junior Brandon Smith wanted a tattoo that proclaimed his manliness, so he decided to get the Chinese characters for “strength” and “honor” on his chest. After 20 minutes under the needle of local tattoo artist Andy Sakai, he emerged with the symbol for “small penis” embedded in his flesh.

    “I had it for months before I knew what it really meant,” Smith said.

    “Then I went jogging through the Carnegie Mellon campus and a group of Asian kids started laughing and calling me ‘Shorty.’ That’s when I knew something was up.”

    Sakai, an award-winning tattoo artist, was tired of seeing sacred Japanese words, symbols of his heritage, inked on random white people. So he used their blissful ignorance to make an everlasting statement. Any time acustomer came to Sakai’s home studio wanting Japanese tattooed on them, he modified it into a profane word or phrase.

    “All these preppy sorority girls and suburban rich boys think they’re so cool ‘cause they have a tattoo with Japanese characters. But it doesn’t mean shit to them!” Sakai said. “The dumbasses don’t even realize that I’ve written ‘slut’ or ‘pervert’ on their skin!”

    In the last month, seven people unknowingly received explicit tattoos from the disgruntled artist. Kerri Baker, a Carlow College freshman, paid $50 to have the symbols for “beautiful goddess” etched above her belly button, but when she went into Szechuan Express Asian Noodle Shop sporting a bare midriff, the giggling employees explained to her that the tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!”

    “I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”

    Sakai doesn’t feel guilty about using hapless college students as canvases for his graffiti.

    “I think I’m helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service.
    I sold my soul to the Devil cuz the price was cheap...

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    haHAHAHa, OWNED BIATCHES
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    • #3
      lmao

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      • #4
        PWNED

        im gonna get "God Understand Me" tatoo...


        EDIT: In English....

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        • #5
          Sounds fake, But anyone who isn't of that heritage and getting tats like that deserve it
          R.I.P Baby Juda
          June 16th 2004 - July 15th 2004

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          • #6
            im half-jap, half irish, Jirish i guess

            my tattoo means Courage, before i got it everyones like MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS haha, but it's simple enough to find answers, like ask relatives who speak Japanese...

            i wanna get an irish tattoo now, something like a Celtic cross on my wrist or something like that

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            • #7
              Originally posted by -SeaN-
              im half-jap, half irish, Jirish i guess

              my tattoo means Courage, before i got it everyones like MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS haha, but it's simple enough to find answers, like ask relatives who speak Japanese...

              i wanna get an irish tattoo now, something like a Celtic cross on my wrist or something like that

              Why Celtice? Are you a FENION??? Cuz im from N.Ireland
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              • #8
                Hysterical...thanks for the read.
                Props to NoFear for my avatar !

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                • #9
                  lol ohhh what an idiot!!
                  Bang-bang when i chitty-chitty

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                  • #10
                    one day hes gunna fuck with the wrong person, hes fucked someone for life.. someone is gunna retaliate. If he did that to me, He wouldnt be breathing right now. I admit its funny, but this isnt temporary, you just dont do things like that... bad karma.

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                    • #11
                      lol thats gotta suck.
                      Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

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                      • #12
                        oh no...thats jus awful....i'd have to beat someone up for that type of shit..lol
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                        SCARFACE...would get it...lol


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                        • #13
                          Motherfucker he gotta be stupid.I know people who just looked on the net to figur out the meaning.
                          An fact is if your gonna get a japanese or chinese tatto....Look at the net before you get one saying "Yugis bitch".
                          Havent even been here in more then 3 months an still people talkin shit? Lol now thats funny I'd strongly suggested calling 1-800-AdoptaLife.

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                          • #14
                            LOL!!!! what an ass!!!
                            I'm an angel.. Honest
                            The horns are just there to keep the halo straight

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                            • #15
                              Sounds fake, but still a funny story
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