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  • Eminems nuts expplose while eatin at Taco bell

    lol, everybody else is posting bullshit, so i figured id have a little fun as well.


    Detroit, Michigan- Rapper slash actor Eminem, aka Marshall Mathers III, was sitting at a local Taco Bell on 8 mile on Friday evening eating with Tupac and Eazy E when suddenly his nuts exploded. Sources say that Osama Bin Laden hid a bomb in his boxers when George W bush was chasing him with a whip.

    "I couldnt believe it, it was like when I was in that pepsi commercial" said Michael Jackson, who was upset at this incident because he was planning on licking the nuts. "Now his album is gonna suck because he doesnt have the balls to say what he is thinking" said an innocent bystander who saw the whole incident.

    Eminem is reportedly recovering in their new Hollywood mansion where he is doing some last minute recording on his album "encore" that he hasnt finished yet because he wasted his time on on his single :just lose it" that isnt even going to be on the album.


    source: ohmynuts.com
    Last edited by RickJamesBiatch; 10-09-2004, 11:52 AM.
    This headache is awful, this anesthetics pathetic , so is this diabetic waffle, and my prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco!!!

  • #2
    hmmmmmm......not funny

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    • #3
      lmao i found this funny
      Originally Posted by FaB514
      You have to preserve the color of your skin or else everyone will be brown
      Eminem started sucking ass after 8 Mile. He can't rap worth shit now.

      fabbeddockamam

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      • #4
        hahaha
        And I present to you.....
        Smoke weed every day

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        • #5
          Originally posted by RickJamesBiatch
          "Now his album is gonna suck because he doesnt have the balls to say what he is thinking" said an innocent bystander who saw the whole incident.


          2;-{}2 lol nice

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          • #6
            "i laughed my nutz of"
            complete Eminem Discography

            Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so fuck Will Smith. - Jimmy Pop, BHG

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            • #7
              ""I couldnt believe it, it was like when I was in that pepsi commercial" said Michael Jackson, who was upset at this incident because he was planning on licking the nuts. "Now his album is gonna suck because he doesnt have the balls to say what he is thinking" said an innocent bystander who saw the whole incident."

              lol
              Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

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              • #8
                lololol GOOD ONE!
                Originally posted by TheWestIsBack
                Made N Hell is fucking hilarious now.

                Damn crazy Aussie bastard.
                Originally posted by 2-MEO
                I like to read your posts when i'm high
                Originally posted by Surgeon_General
                Life doesn't start and stop at your convienence, you miserable piece of shit.

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                • #9
                  I laughed ..
                  Originally posted by midwestwitch
                  If I were to find out it was you would be responsible for a teenage boy losing every ounce of a social life, cell phone, gaming consoles etc until he graduated high school and left for college.

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                  • #10
                    Shit had alot of potential to be real funny, if they wouldn't have exagerated that much, shit would've been funny as hell.

                    "everybody else is posting bullshit, so i figured id have a little fun as well."

                    That was damn funny though haha

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                    • #11
                      Rog is a hog who thinsk hse god but he needs a job
                      Originally posted by TheWestIsBack
                      Made N Hell is fucking hilarious now.

                      Damn crazy Aussie bastard.
                      Originally posted by 2-MEO
                      I like to read your posts when i'm high
                      Originally posted by Surgeon_General
                      Life doesn't start and stop at your convienence, you miserable piece of shit.

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                      • #12
                        ^ Lol, why you say that?


                        The way you wrote that sounds like a limerick or something, with all those three letter words. Anyone else notice that?

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                        • #13
                          laugh my ass off^^^^^^^^^^^
                          SLOWLY TAKING OVER THE WORLD
                          sKitelZ ~
                          http://www.myspace.com/samanthawuvsu

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                          • #14
                            thats mad funny....i laughed occaisonally.....fuck that im still fuckin laughing

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                            • #15
                              lol
                              Bang-bang when i chitty-chitty

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