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  • Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?

    GOOD READ, HILARIOUS
    http://develnet.org/ThisAndThat/Dadd...veToAttackIraq


    Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
    A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction.
    Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.
    A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.
    Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?
    A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
    Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we?
    A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.
    Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
    A: To use them in a war, silly.
    Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them?
    A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.
    Q: That doesn't make sense. Why would they choose to die if they had all those big weapons with which they could have fought back?
    A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense.
    Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.
    A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.
    Q: And what was that?
    A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.
    Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?
    A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.
    Q: Kind of like what they do in China?
    A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.
    Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?
    A: Right.
    Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?
    A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.
    Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?
    A: I told you, China is different.
    Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?
    A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.
    Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?
    A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.
    Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?
    A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.
    Q: Like in Iraq?
    A: Exactly.
    Q: And like in China, too?
    A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.
    Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?
    A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.
    Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?
    A: Don't be a smart-ass.


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    I think bush is OK, but I'll admit i liked that

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    • #3
      hands up if you SERIOUSLY think Kerry will make a significant difference to America and this war.
      "Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Dyin'.. Thats God Damn Right"

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      • #4
        skeen....
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        • #5
          hhahah that shit is so true......
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          • #6
            Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
            shut tha fuk up son and ride ya mum like a horse

            Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?
            A: wtf?? invade her fukin cunt now get ya ass on ya mum and ride that shit

            Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we?
            A: After i finish with u, they aint gonna find your body now ride mutha fucka!

            LOL - just fort id add my peice
            Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
            A: They wanted to see how deep ya mums hole was ... now ride cowboy
            "Death of perfection as I move witout motion
            Ain't no ni**a in his game doin the shit that I'm quotin'"

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            • #7
              Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?
              A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.




              Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?
              A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.
              Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public, too?
              A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body covering.
              Q: What's the difference?
              A: The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers.
              Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different name.
              A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.
              Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.
              A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.
              Q: Who trained them?
              A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.
              Q: Was he from Afghanistan?
              A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.
              Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.
              A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.
              Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire Ronald Reagan talked about?
              A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or thereabouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.
              Q: So the Soviets - I mean, the Russians - are now our friends?
              A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraq either.
              Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?
              A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.
              Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?
              A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade.
              Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s?
              A: Well, yeah. For a while.
              Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?
              A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.
              Q: Why did that make him our friend?
              A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.
              Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?
              A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.
              Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?
              A: Most of the time, yes.
              Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?
              A: Sometimes that's true, too. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all the better.
              Q: Why?
              A: Because war is good for the economy, which means war is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is a godless unAmerican Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?
              Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right?
              A: Yes.
              Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?
              A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.
              Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?
              A: Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.
              Q: Good night, Daddy.

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              • #8
                ok look all of u prolly really dont like bush, but if kerry gets elected he will end the war, and alot of the countries and terrorist organisations will see that kerry isnt really for wars, and they WILL start attacking us again.So if i could vote i would vote for bush. (im only 15)
                dO tHe DrUg DoNt LeT tHe DrUg Do YoU

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by alex1089
                  ok look all of u prolly really dont like bush, but if kerry gets elected he will end the war, and alot of the countries and terrorist organisations will see that kerry isnt really for wars, and they WILL start attacking us again.So if i could vote i would vote for bush. (im only 15)
                  if i could vote i wouuld for kerry

                  im foreign and 16...

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                  • #10
                    hahhahhahahah
                    That shit is great. So true.

                    It's like a normal human being arguing with a stubborn republican.

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                    • #11
                      lol this is great
                      "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile."
                      - Kurt Vonnegut

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                      • #12
                        shit Bush defended us, aint nobody fucked with us since them attacks, "Democrats are girlie men", so if we get attacked under Kerry, dont expect him to do shit except raise taxes.

                        Edit - So for this thread I got bad repped...and a message saying that me and my boyfriend are gay....
                        Last edited by JustP1ayin; 10-24-2004, 09:54 PM.
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                        • #13
                          lol
                          Bang-bang when i chitty-chitty

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by YoungBucksWifey
                            skeen....
                            somebody please BAN this bitch...

                            theres nothing in her posts, shes postin bullshit to get her count up...


                            by the way, fuck bush...my brothers got sent to war for nothin...

                            vote kerry...
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                            • #15
                              genius
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                              gotta love the 80% of each dollar being taken from you and not being able to own gun's.

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