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    download series one and 2 here: http://www.lando.co.uk/

    there some other stuff on there too. but i just use it for ali g. Borat is the funniest motherfucker!!!

    if u don't fins this helpful......jst click the big "back" button....not reply
    I'm not entirely sure that Henrik even understands how good Henrik is, smiled Lennon

  • #2
    BOOYAKASHAAN selector. His shows were mad funny but his film was weak.

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    • #3
      yeh i prefer the episodes aswell.
      I'm not entirely sure that Henrik even understands how good Henrik is, smiled Lennon

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      • #4
        He's done a lot of funny shit like that David Beckham n Victoria Beckham interview. When he ask how her little boys doing is he pickin up words and gurgling them out and she says yes and then he says what about Brooklyn!! or what do people sing in the football crowds when shes there with her mum n dad shes embarrased saying they sing Posh spice takes it up the shitter and ali g's well do you ever catch david offside sometimes..lol

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        • #5
          yeh that was a funny ass interview!!!

          RESPEK haha
          I'm not entirely sure that Henrik even understands how good Henrik is, smiled Lennon

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          • #6
            heres some quotes..

            Ali: "When can you murder someone?"
            Pickles: "Ah, well, let me say, that's really a nonsensical question
            if I may say so because if you are entitled to kill somebody
            it's not murder."
            Ali: "Okay, but can you murder someone if someone, let's say
            called your mum a slag, dis your mama? If they call your mum
            a slag, ring up the police, the police ain't gonna do
            nothing, you know, they laugh at you."
            Pickles: "Well, I don't know, it depends I suppose, if you called my
            mother a slag and I then killed you, provocation can reduce
            murder to manslaughter."
            Ali: "So where's the line then? If they call her slag -
            manslaughter, if they call her bitch - is that murder?"

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            • #7
              Rhodes Boyson about education.

              Ali: "Do you believe kids should be caned?"
              Rhodes: "I do. I..."
              Ali: "You do! Wikkid, man. You believe kids should be caned even
              in school?"
              Rhodes: "Even in school."
              Ali: "Do you not think, Sir Rhodes, if you get caned in school you
              can't concentrate as well. Because a lot of people out there
              say that if you're getting caned."
              Rhodes: "Well, I was caned in my time and I've concentrated all my
              life."
              Ali: "You were caned? Respect, man. Respect."
              Rhodes: "It shouldn't be done evil and it shouldn't be done badly."
              Ali: "Aye, You've got to have good stuff."
              Rhodes: "You have to have rules in life."
              Ali: "You have to have good cane."
              Rhodes: "You have to have a good cane."
              Ali: "Okay, but you're saying the caning is cool."
              Rhodes: "The caning is cool, and most boys prefer it to being told
              off."

              hahaha smoke it up and get caned!

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              • #8
                last one for now :

                Ali: "Do you think sex education should be taught in the school?"
                Rhodes: "No."
                Ali: "Why not?"
                Rhodes: "I think it that is the job of the family."
                Ali: "Do you think porn stars should teach sex education in
                school?"
                Rhodes: "No."
                Ali: "Why not?"
                Rhodes: "Because I do not respect porn stars, as you say."
                Ali: "But they has more experience boning than anyone, man.
                Rhodes: "They are not the experiences that I want for our country."
                Ali: "But someone who has had a four header or whatever will know
                how to cope with any situation."
                Rhodes: "Well, some of these situations I wouldn't put myself in for
                at the beginning."
                Ali: "For real, Sir Rhodes, me feeling that, me feeling that."

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                • #9
                  One of my favorite shows ever.
                  These are the days of anyone being blonde, the days of mind convincing, a time of gold and uncertainty, noise and expensive genetic victory.
                  The information age and all its molecular pimping.

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                  • #10
                    "it's a hover board"

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                    • #11
                      Sacha baren cohen is a comical genious.
                      He is marrying my dads friends daughter.
                      No bullshit.
                      "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile."
                      - Kurt Vonnegut

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                      • #12
                        i do, hes lots of funny..

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                        • #13
                          Ali G is the man
                          Originally posted by cz81725
                          ScrotumLicker is one of the greatest Names i came across on the board, i wish i woulda thought of it
                          Mad homo CZ wants to lick scrotums.

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                          • #14
                            Hey Dub-G,from the same interview with the education minister

                            Ali"Do you think kids should be cained(caned)in school?"
                            Rhodes"I think its acceptable,yes"
                            Ali"So you should think kids should be cained in school?(high on coke Ali means,guy thinks Ali means be hit by teachers)
                            Rhodes"Yes"
                            Ali"RESPECT MAN! BIG UP YASELF!"

                            Then he talked about all girls boarding schools
                            Ali "Dont you tink it encourages them to drink from the furry cup?"
                            Rhodes"(pauses)......drink from the what?" :D

                            Its hardly ever repeated,but theres one where hes at a porn festival in Cannes,and tells Jenna Jameson that he has had "over 300 mastrabations watchin your films"
                            The way he says "mastrabations",mispronouncing it,is hilarious

                            What about when hes talking to a panel of americans about the right age to lose virginity
                            "Cos like,I lost mine when i was,like,9 or somethin,to like,this model....from Italy.....and she were 27"

                            "I iz ere at a protest outside this military base in the desert,to promote an end to violence,to increase the peace,and hopefully pull me some loose hippy bitches while im at it. Westside"
                            "A young youth, yo rockin the gold tooth, 'Lo goose
                            Only way, I begin to g off was drug loot
                            And let's start it like this son, rollin with this one
                            And that one, pullin out gats for fun"

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                            • #15
                              he's alright wouldnt say he is any thing special
                              If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?



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