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    when i was in 8th grade, a girl in my class answered the teacher's question by saying, "Idaho" to which he responded, "you are?"...


    when i was a sophomore in high school, my math teacher told a korean girl in my class, "i don't know why you would consider driving; we all know korean people don't know how to drive"...

    the same math teacher told a puerto rican/dominican girl, "hey i'll go to your birthday party; i can eat rice and beans too"...he would go on to say something to the effect of, "Hey--- call me a sexist, racist, misogynist, i'm all of those things"...







    those were just some that i remembered at the moment...so any one else remember anything irreverent their teachers have said?

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    my ugly ass religion teacher(not to mention old) once told me:
    "Olga, u tanned, when u'll be thoroughly cooked i'll eat u"
    "The glock stay on me and the knife's for backup, I'm comin to the Vibe Awards, I dare you to act up!"- Young Buck

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    • #3
      my teacher called me a "social retard" 'cause i never showed up for hockey practice one day. he was the same teacher that if you gave him a 60oz'er at final exam time, he would pass you without you even having to write the exam
      in my home country of Soviet Russia, road forks you.

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      • #4
        olga, what a fucking freak.
        LOST
        THEN I NEVER WANT TO DIE
        I... I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER










        8.12.04

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        • #5
          my science teacher got fired for telling this ***ish girl that all ***s burn in hell :-\

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          • #6
            Originally posted by *Olga17*
            my ugly ass religion teacher(not to mention old) once told me:
            "Olga, u tanned, when u'll be thoroughly cooked i'll eat u"

            LOL..ur old ass religion teacher wantin to "eat u". Dumb mothafucka needs to take a number, behind me :D
            Been on parole since '94 cuz I commit the crimes.

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            • #7
              as far as saying/doing irrelevant things, the teachers ive had are all crazy as hell.... the gym/history teacher in 7th grade grabbed my friend Rays legs, then pulled him out of his desk... and put him into a leg lock on the floor.... while he was saying, "there's a thousand submissions i can put you in that hurt, and wont leave a mark..."... ha.... man is crazy.... everyone says he reminds them of the drill sargeant from full metal jacket...

              and as for saying irrelevent things to students... the reading teacher in 6th grade... another drill sargeant type guy said, like, out of the blue... that he's comfortable enough with his sexuality to admit that brad pitt and tom cruise are very attractive and handsome men. (btw, I hate how those two names always go hand in hand when teachers are trying to mention good looking people...) to whcih then he attempted to force my friend brian, who's a real masculine guy, to admit it too. it was funny as hell... weird... and completely irrelevant to 6th grade reading class...
              ...

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              • #8
                some guy in out class asked "Can we cheat on the test?" and the teacher said "why are you stupid?". I thought it was funny as fuck at the time.
                BIG PROOF FOREVER

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                • #9
                  haha i remember the guy in charge of discipline in my highschool wrote some kid up and gave him detention for being gay, shit made me laugh
                  i have a belly full of white dog poop and you lay this shit on me?

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                  • #10
                    my photography teacher once asked us "if you rape a hooker, is it considered stealing?"
                    What I'm Listening To

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                    • #11
                      This Year -

                      Math Intervention Teacher Has :

                      Drew A Pair Of Tits ON The Board While Doing A Math problem.
                      Drew A Dick on The Board Doing A Problem.
                      A "Sex Can Wait" Announcement went over the speaker, A kid said "U Know Kids Sex Can Wait" , teacher Said Right After "i wish Your Mom Went To The Class 14 Years Ago".
                      This Is 4 Gangstaz Only, The Dance Floors Packed And Them Thangs Is On Me, These Cats Wanna Hate Cause' They Dames Is On Me, We Strapped In The Club So Its Dangerous Homie

                      Clap Dat Niqqa

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DPGunit
                        This Year -

                        Math Intervention Teacher Has :

                        Drew A Pair Of Tits ON The Board While Doing A Math problem.
                        Drew A Dick on The Board Doing A Problem.
                        A "Sex Can Wait" Announcement went over the speaker, A kid said "U Know Kids Sex Can Wait" , teacher Said Right After "i wish Your Mom Went To The Class 14 Years Ago".
                        LMFAO
                        BIG PROOF FOREVER

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                        • #13
                          My math teacher in 7th grade had some pretty severe emotional problems. He's been suspended 3 times in the last 5 years for inappropriate behavior and for basically just being a jackass. On a few occasions he would break down and cry and end up leaving the room because we weren't using book covers on his Algebra books

                          During the middle of class, some girl's desk was squeaking and he told her to stop it. It wasn't her fault but it kept making noise so he walked over to her desk, ripped the bar loose and threw it across the room, clipping another girl in the ear... earning him a 2-month suspension

                          I also heard about him doing something last year.. some kids got into a fight in the middle of the hall and they wouldnt break it up, so he took his toupe off, threw it on the floor and started stomping on it


                          oh what a card Mr. Heckel was

                          Patesco nudus rabidus

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                          • #14
                            There's this girl who either goes on too many sunbeds or wears far too much fake tan... but she is david dickinson style tanned..... as in des o'connor style.... oompa lumpa style tanned..... it's so fake for once, and just looks hilarious... anyway in chemistry the other day she came into the lab to ask a favour from our teacher for another teacher.... after she had left my chem tutor said "the future's bright... the future's orange".... haha it was just hilarious the teacher noted it....!!
                            Hi old school d12world!!

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                            • #15
                              lol ^

                              I have the memory of a goldfish but i had some weird/cool teachers back in the day who would come out with some weird stuff

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