Planning A Trip To London

[Aleksei]

i want to go to London

[Carmen Sandiego]

Are you traveling on foot?

[Robztoday]

ROB's travel tips! (tm)

Watch out for buses with bombs on 'em..They can be identified as the suspiciously large, ticking bag on the back of a suspicioulsy foreign man, usually screaming "allaeh ack bar " at the top of his lungs. These tend to be quite dangerous and are known to "disrupt" traffic.

Avoid old people, you never know where they've been!

Say hello to the Queen. Then take a piss on the shoe of a guard dressed in red and has tall black hair.
<They like that kinda thing!>

Go to the pub, get plastered, drive to a strip club, slowly realising you don't have a car, remove yourself from the wrong side of the road and back onto the footpath.

Get back home safely!

More coming soon!

[Steve--O]

Are you traveling on foot?

carmen guess what if i had a time machine and could go back in time and find out who your mother was before you were born i would have sex with your mother and become your daddy.

[vicksy]

vicksy did u find that out for me?

I will look into it for you tomorrow for you.. i promise. when are you taking your trip??

[Fader]

it has...99% sure

[Steve--O]

im thinking of going within the next few weeks

[vicksy]

I called up to find out for you. I'll send you a pm with all the details..

[Kandid]

u dont wanna go to london - its miserable - :D :D

[Steve--O]

lol and thanks vicks u have no idea how much it means

[Aleksei]

can i come to london toooooo?

[Aleksei]

please?

[vicksy]

lol and thanks vicks u have no idea how much it means

No problem hunny!!! I'm glad i could help!! I hope you enjoy yourself!!

[bullz-I]

come to w12 and watch a QPR match! then you will see some real football and not that shit at goodison park . good luck on ur trip

[Aleksei]

I Wanna Go To London!