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  • What's a good way to get fired from a job?

    Ok I know this is gonna sound dumb(ok it is dumb). But I don't care. For some reason, I decided to get a 2nd job, and for some reason, I got this 2nd job at Walmart. I fuckin hate it there. I've only been there like a week or two and I don't wanna be a little bitch and quit right away. So I wanna get fired.

    I don't even wanna get into all the reasons I hate this place, that'd take too long.

    So yeah, I've been thinking about it and realized I might as well just try to get fired. I mean, I'm not gonna use them as a reference, so that doesn't matter, and as long as I don't get into legal trouble in the way I get fired, I'll be fine. I figure this way will be fun.

    So give me some good ideas on a fun/good way to get fired....I wanna go out in style, not just some one quitting after 10 days.

  • #2
    kill your boss

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    • #3
      steal money

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      • #4
        the pussy way to get fired is just not to show up, dont do that, its basicly just quitting without offically quitting.
        if you want style, you gotta do somthing big and unexpected. Nothin illegal tho, so dont slap ur manager, or steal a bunch of shit. Both of those will get u far more then just fired. Its gotta be somthin they cant prove that YOU did, yet they know it was you, maybe several things(as you may get away with the first if they cant prove it).
        What would I suggest? I really dont know. You could start hitting on all the female customers that come through, and I dont just mean implied shit, definatly comeing on to these ladies. If thats not ur style, maybe find a way to sabotoge somthing, or have somthing "accidently" destroyed, ruined, etc.
        There are hundreds of ways to get fired, and alot of fun ones too. Just use your imagination, you'll figure somthin out.

        Accidents are key tho, nothing that can be proved you did it intentionally.
        ~It Aint About Black or White, Cuz We're Human~
        ~I Hope We See the Light Before it's Ruined~
        Tupac Amaru Shakur (June 16, 1971 - Sept 13, 1996) ~RIP~

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        • #5
          Run around the store naked while yelling ''The end is near!!!''
          E.A.W

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          • #6
            ^^^haha @ AuntieDenise's response.
            I think you should quit and put in your two weeks notice. If you really want to get fired then show up late, mess up displays, be lazy, don't do what they ask you to do. Those things will get you fired without causing you legal troubles.
            Build Big Muscles Fast

            Foods That Will Kill Your Appetite

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Auntie Denise
              Run around the store naked while yelling ''The end is near!!!''
              heh... " the british are coming! the british are coming!" .... hah..... ahhh back to bed.. -.-
              -PeicyP

              "Shit wherever I want, can't deal with constipation." -WIZ

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              • #8
                put a one in front of every price, example:
                Condoms: $5.78
                add a one
                Condoms: $15.78
                Last edited by Speakerboxxx; 08-18-2005, 11:23 AM.
                Originally posted by Semtex
                who is the girl who sings on "crazy in love" on encore is that dina?
                Aaaaaaaw shit,
                Originally posted by 2Nice
                I wish it could've been 50 instead of Proof
                ^me too^

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                • #9
                  say hey, i dont like my position, put me somewhere else .. if they dont ,get all pissed and ignore everyone ,
                  Success is my only mothafucking option failure iz not!


                  RIP PROOF

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                  • #10
                    Fuck around on the intercom.
                    Originally posted by Obie2005
                    So far i've turned 20 kid's rep's red...

                    To people bad reppin me. keep em comin. I got well over 100,000 rep points so your shit don't faze me.
                    Originally posted by bad rep from obie
                    fuck you - obie2005 ( - 1000 bitch)

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                    • #11
                      yell at your boss over cleaning or doing something
                      just be like "Fuck that, im not doing that shit. You can suck my dick, im not putting shit away"
                      i have more aliass than swoll

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                      • #12
                        Watch American Beauty.

                        "Drop the farenheight back down to zero
                        Bring Heat to the streets like I'm Pacino and DeNiro"
                        - Redman

                        Milwaukee Bucks - 5-2
                        Green Bay Packers - 2-7

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                        • #13
                          I got fired from my last job for coming in late all the time, and for being 'sick' too often. Plus, when I did show up, I was a major bitch to everyone. And eventually, I was gone for two days, and they just told me not to bother going back. I was like, okay. You could try that.
                          no dough ho, you can't fuck with me!

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                          • #14
                            Be a dick to the customers, and everytime the boss tells you to do something just be like, "Im taking a five" and split.
                            has boobs.

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                            • #15
                              Try on women's clothing.
                              "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -- Aristotle

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