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  • How to own throw cyber sex? Check it

    Hahahha shit this man owned everything i ever saw

    check it out

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    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

    BritneySpears14: Aight.

    bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

    bloodninja: Me too baby.

    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

    BritneySpears14: Hey...

    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

    bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

    bloodninja: Baby?

    -------------------

    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

    j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

    j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

    j_gurli3: thats it.

    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

    bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

    --------------

    BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

    eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

    BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

    eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

    BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

    BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

    BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

    eminemBNJA: Oh ****

    BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

    eminemBNJA: Oh ****

    eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
    Originally posted by no good27
    I'm starting to think that X-Plosiv may be god incarnated.
    Originally posted by MEADOWS_KILLAS
    Post one more negative thing towards me and ill impregnate every fucking lizzard you have.

  • #2
    thats sum funny shit them girls r so dumb
    U dnt want the beef, U dnt want the grime, U aint got the guts, I aint got the time!

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    • #3
      Haahahahahahha

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      • #4
        Originally posted by X-Plosiv
        eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

        BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

        eminemBNJA: Oh ****

        BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

        eminemBNJA: Oh ****

        eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
        lmao
        I ain't the type to blow scratch on tricks
        Slap tricks in the trap if teeth scratch the dick - Apathy

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        • #5
          ha ha ha lmfao

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          • #6
            lmfao

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            • #7
              Check it. More.
              http://d12world.com/board/showthread.php?t=165238
              Last edited by The Unknown; 08-20-2005, 06:19 AM.
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              Hi haters.

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              • #8
                this stuff is hilarious

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                • #9
                  Cyber sex owned!!! haha thats some funny ass shit, not to mention rhinoceruses are cool

                  I put on my robe and wizard hat, lol
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                  • #10
                    haha
                    Hold the person that you love if they're close to you, appreciate them to the fullest extent. You never know what you got, until it's gone

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                    • #11
                      LOL I haven't laughed so much this week
                      TECH N9NE

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                      • #12
                        Quote :
                        j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

                        bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

                        LMAO!!!!!
                        You mean to tell me, they can find Saddam Hussein in a fuckin' hole
                        in Iraq, but you can't tell me who shot Tupac ?!?!?!?!

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                        • #13
                          haha...that shit wuz hilarious...
                          -T.L-

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                          • #14
                            lmao
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                            • #15
                              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA u gettin repped !
                              *~FUCK COPZ! LEGALIZE ART!~*

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