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I remember once I was unwrapping some bubble gum and I threw the gum in the trash can and the wrapper in my mouth, it was so stupid.
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Steve--O, why don't you roll your ass on down to the Cineplex. If you start now you'll still be able to catch the midnight showing of Murderball.
Originally posted by Obie2005Originally posted by bad rep from obieComment
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One time i was eating a steak and had the salt in my other hand. Ended up taking a bite of the salt.
true story ...... and i was by myself.Fucking burnt shit
"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today"
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why dont u just quite the hate you cock sucker i aint even retalliating anymore you're going on ignoreOriginally posted by Carmen SandiegoSteve--O, why don't you roll your ass on down to the Cineplex. If you start now you'll still be able to catch the midnight showing of Murderball.
Steve--O Is DeadComment
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Sometimes say i wanna turn up the music on the stereo or something and im sitting there with the TV remote in my hand 'thinking why the hell isnt it turning up'. Easy mistake to make i suppose but its why it takes me so long to figure out that has me thinking what the fuck.''Hip means to know, its a form of intelligence,
To be Hip is to be update and relevant, Hop is a form of movement
You can't just observe a Hop you gotta Hop up and do it.''
Hip Hop LivesComment
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one time I was makin cereal and almost poured orange juice in it instead of milk
I mistaked the gallons.Comment
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and this other time was so stupid I JUST finished unpluggin the TV cuz I needed to move my dresser so when I moved it back and I kept pressin the remote I'm sittin there like "WTF" so I started baggin the remote and tryin again but it wasn't workin. So I took out the batteries and shit but it still didn't work so then I tried my other remote and it still aint work. Then when I found out the problem I stood for a minute starin at the wall at how stupid I was. This was all today.Comment
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I poured a drink into a bowl.. ha.Comment
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Went in the bath with socks on.Comment
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^^^ lolComment
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lol u donkey dickOriginally posted by Just2NiceComment
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i work in an office speaking to customers all day and it was a horny day for me and i said for no particular reason to a customer and i quote "oh my god i am dieing for a wank" when i realised what i had just said i didnt know what to do so i panicked and hung up the phoneSteve--O Is DeadComment
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^ But they didn't fire you because they're required to have a certain amount of handicapped people on staff, right?Originally posted by Obie2005Originally posted by bad rep from obieComment
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Lmao @ how skinny the Chink's legs areOriginally posted by Carmen Sandiego
Last edited by Desternee; 08-26-2005, 04:42 PM.Comment
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haha happens to me all the time.. specially the garbage thing... I end up standing in my room with a bag of garbage thinking "what was I doing?" "why am I here?" "what was I suppose to bring here?" .. can take few minutes before I realize what the hell went wrongComment
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